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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i'm seeing alot of talk but no pics

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School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Whorelord posted:

I have a scarred foreskin that's over an inch long

phimosis sucks

lowly abject turd
Mar 23, 2009
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genital_bisection chicks dig it

www
Aug 4, 2010

my dick is pretty cool, solid 7 inches, natural foreskin and a nice healthy blue vein running up and down it.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
anyone got the gif of the goon with the squid dick cumming?

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Funnypost Collabo posted:

My dick looks like someone sliced a hot dog open and stuffed it with marbles

This is the best version

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

How do they piss? I mean, even sitting down it must just sound horrible

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

every time i get an erection my dick rockets off of my groin, busting through my pants and causing a lot of collateral damage in the general area

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
I've got a cock like the m1. It's long and thin and got a white line down it. It curls about, there's crashes and it's got service stations too

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

my dick has a hole on the end of it and pee pee comes out!!! lol!!!

u better get that looked at

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

My dick looks like a middle school cafeteria churro at the end of the day.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
i used to :sigh:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I'm a complete average 5.5 erect, but my dick is so small flaccid that 90% of the time it's actually receded into it self.

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

My balls are dropping so low my dick has lost its display stand

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