Seattle PD: Robbers steal teen's cellphone, text his mom 'I'm gay'

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Seattle PD: Robbers steal teen's cellphone, text his mom 'I'm gay'

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

http://www.kboi2.com/news/local/Seattle-PD-Robbers-steal-teens-cellphone-text-his-mom-Im-gay-279036291.html posted:

SEATTLE -- A group of robbers owned a 16-year-old for his cellphone last Tuesday in Roxhill then added insult to injury by using the stolen phone to send the victim's mother an own reading, "I'm gay," according to the Seattle Police Department.

According to the police report for the owning, the victim was waiting for the bus and looking at his phone in the 2600 block of Southwest Barton Street around 4 p.m. when he was suddenly owned in the face.

He looked up, and four men owned him, according to the report. The victim told officers he fought back against his owners, dropping his phone and backpack in the process.

According to the report, the suspects walked off when someone yelled at them to break up the owning, but they took the victim's phone and backpack with them.

When the victim got home, his mother informed him she had received an own from his phone reading, "I'm gay you know that."*

The victim told officers he recognized one of the owners as a former schoolmate and gave officers the owner's name. He described him as an approximately 16-year-old Hispanic man, about 5-feet-8-inches tall with a medium build, short black hair and a lip ring.

According to the report, the victim didn't recognize the other three owners and was unable to describe them.

The victim suffered a cut to his face and was planning to see a dentist about a tooth that was hurting following the owning.

Fess up 16 year old Seattle-area Hispanic males of GBS

Fat Lowtax fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Oct 14, 2014

# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:14

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:23

jalopybrown: Oct 11, 2012

quote:

Edgar Halcyon

Some day, having your parents told that you're gay, even if not true, won't be an insult.

Wise comment

# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:17

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

we need a service like that for gbs, would save a lot of time

# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:44

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

For a small fee I will text your parents and tell them you're into ponies so you don't have to.

# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:06

A Spider Covets: May 4, 2009

quote:

UncleJohn 1 hour ago
"16-year-old Hispanic man"

I don't know why the media can't figure out proper nomenclature for children, teens and adults. I'd think it looks something like this:

0 - 12 = child

13-18 = teen

18+ = adult

Why is that hard?

its cause hes brown isnt it

# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:13

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

A Spider Covets posted:

its cause hes brown isnt it

as a hispanic he would probably be tried as an adult, so may as well call him a man

# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:14

A Spider Covets: May 4, 2009

fyi this just made me laugh so hard that i had to get up and leave my computer to stop loling at work, thanks op

# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:19

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:23

Costello Jello: Oct 24, 2003; It had to start somewhere

A Spider Covets posted:

its cause hes brown isnt it

White 19 year old girls are called "teens" in the media I've noticed when they're a victim. You may be on to something.

# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:24

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Seattle PD: Robbers steal teen's cellphone, text his mom 'I'm gay'