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only post here if you have a bad beard or cannot grow a beard. is your beard a patchy pubic latticework of unmanly shame? please post in this thread.
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beard shaming central
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Oct 14, 2014 18:20
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I don't have a good beard, but I don't have a bad beard either. Is there an adequate beard thread?
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Oct 14, 2014 18:21
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i pity you guys
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Oct 14, 2014 18:21
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RobattoJesus posted:I don't have a good beard, but I don't have a bad beard either. Is there an adequate beard thread? if it's not a good beard, well. you know the rest.
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Oct 14, 2014 18:21
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i grow a shitass beard
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Oct 14, 2014 18:22
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I'm ashamed of my bread
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Oct 14, 2014 18:22
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Sexgun Rasputin posted:if it's not a good beard, well. you know the rest. There only good beard is a dead beard. Wait no that's not right I think that was something else.
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Oct 14, 2014 18:23
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all beards are dead. its hair
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Oct 14, 2014 18:23
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My beard is a symbiotic entity that both enhances my own sexual pleasure but also that of my partners Beardphrodesiac
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Oct 14, 2014 18:25
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Mulli posted:I'm ashamed of my bread
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Oct 14, 2014 18:26
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Oil of Paris posted:all beards are dead. its hair It's no surprise you can't grow a good beard with an attitude like that
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Oct 14, 2014 18:27
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oh i thought you meant beard nevermind i've got some really fancy sourdough with bubbles and feel no shame
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Oct 14, 2014 18:27
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i can grow a bear in my sleep because it takes literally no effort to grow hair and if it does thats something to be concernerd about
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Oct 14, 2014 18:27
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beards are for pedophiles
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Oct 14, 2014 18:27
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I'm blonde but my beard comes in dark it looks weird like I dyed one of them
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Oct 14, 2014 18:29
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My beard is bad(rear end)
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Oct 14, 2014 18:29
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Ahaha beardnaked ladies krew!
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Oct 14, 2014 18:29
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I checked my lumberjack beard privilege and it still owns maybe you should shave
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Oct 14, 2014 18:30
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yo is this the secret bb crew hangout
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Oct 14, 2014 18:39
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Girrrrlll that's a bomb rear end sweatshirt
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Oct 14, 2014 18:40
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Beards are kind of like fat dudes who think they're buff so they stuff themselves in small t-shirts, in reality everyone thinks it's gross. It's the result of laziness and the belief that growing nasty poo poo out of your face will solve your insecurities about your masculinity. In reality you will always be pathetic. Also whenever I grow a beard it's mad curly and all Grizzly Adams and I look like I'm going to transform into an old dude with flowing wavy hair and a big gut who tells stories by the fireside. No one wants that, shave before your disgusting face mass turns you into a doddering grandpa. It's already happened to me, I ramble at length about topics that shouldn't require so much effort and I can hardly string together a coherent sentence all because I looked like a mountain man when I was 20. Don't let it happen to you. Shave your face. Shave your butthole and your pubes, shave your head and your eyebrows, shave that werewolf poo poo on the side of your hands and tops of your feet. Shave before you turn into that stupid ball-dog from Dark Crystal.
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Oct 14, 2014 18:47
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my hair is naturally wavy you fat disgusting fauck
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Oct 14, 2014 18:48
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JebanyPedal posted:Beards are kind of like fat dudes who think they're buff so they stuff themselves in small t-shirts, in reality everyone thinks it's gross. It's the result of laziness and the belief that growing nasty poo poo out of your face will solve your insecurities about your masculinity. your humblebrag has me incensed
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Oct 14, 2014 18:49
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are we low t is that the issue should i see a doctor for my lovely beard
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Oct 14, 2014 18:49
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I had a full beard when I was 17. Sorry guys, that poo poo must suck. I feel for you.
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Oct 14, 2014 18:50
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Kazvall posted:Girrrrlll that's a bomb rear end sweatshirt haha sheeeeeeit
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Oct 14, 2014 18:54
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i can grow a rakish goatee but those haven't been stylish since 2002. by the time i can actually grow a good beard, in my 40s, goatees will be stylish again and full beard will go back to being a dumb thing ppl used to do
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Oct 14, 2014 18:56
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I keep a low stubble because that's what the bitches want.
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Oct 14, 2014 18:58
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after months of inaction i will start to develop a wisp of a blonde moustache but i do not allow that to happen
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Oct 14, 2014 18:58
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:after months of inaction i will start to develop a wisp of a blonde moustache but i do not allow that to happen be the trailer you want to see in the park
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Oct 14, 2014 18:59
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this is me after a month or two:
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Oct 14, 2014 19:04
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please ban op for being old school GBS.
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Oct 14, 2014 19:05
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I can grow a beard, but they are gross so I don't.
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Oct 14, 2014 19:08
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i am literally irl old school gbs personified but i'd rather not get banned
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Oct 14, 2014 19:09
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i think a bad beard is one of the most significant hallmarks of being old gbs in fact
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Oct 14, 2014 19:10
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I have a bad(rear end) beard.
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Oct 14, 2014 19:12
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 My beard exceeds the parameters of manliness. There's even a court order that keeps me from growing one.
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Oct 14, 2014 19:12
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Oct 14, 2014 19:14
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i like the idea of a crew made up of clean shaven people and people with really gross facial hair
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Oct 14, 2014 19:16
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