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which fruit is a best weapon?
tomato
bell pepper
grape
white grape
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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



fruit is cool for eating but you can also use some fruit as a weapon

- put an apple in a sock and use it as a blackjack
- fill a bell pepper with bees and throw it like a grenade
- put a banana peel on the edge of a cliff
- drop a watermelon on someone's head from a tall building or escalator
- roll a cantaloupe down a snowy mountain to trigger an avalance

post some other fruit weapon ideas itt. fruit make great weapons because you can do a murder and then eat the weapon


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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
[montypythonsketch.avi]

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I like to put naners inside folks.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
what's a blackjack op?

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo
my wife is deathly allergic to pomegranate

untraceable

also you can put a person's eye out with a slingshot and a frozen grape

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Whirlwind Jones posted:

what's a blackjack op?

its what you're gonna get if you ever come around my 'hood (short for neighborhood)

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



hofnar posted:

my wife is deathly allergic to pomegranate

untraceable

use a straw and shoot the seeds into her mouth and/or beverage

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
BG i haven't seen Gypsum Fantastic around for ages are you sure that wasn't an alt. account for you to roleplay as british tia for clarifying

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

Business Gorillas posted:

use a straw and shoot the seeds into her mouth and/or beverage

yeah if she fucks up dinner one more time

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Business Gorillas posted:

its what you're gonna get if you ever come around my 'hood (short for neighborhood)
where do you live and also what kind of apple were you planning on using?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Quickscope420dad posted:

BG i haven't seen Gypsum Fantastic around for ages are you sure that wasn't an alt. account for you to roleplay as british tia for clarifying

gypsum fantastic was a good poster but was killed using one of my fruit techniques :rip:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine
Don't ask

Don't tell

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hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

OH FU-

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