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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Might register a burner account just to post my dick but I dunno yet. Still thinking about it.

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FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
Disappointing lack of dicks. Voted 1.

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Might register a burner account just to post my dick but I dunno yet. Still thinking about it.

you should definitely post your dick.

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
platinum is definitely worth it.

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
hell, no need to even register a burner account! ill buy your account back!

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

The Fresh Prince posted:

hell, no need to even register a burner account! ill buy your account back!

this guy is pretty serious about seeing some dick

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
just the first, and last people though.

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

The Fresh Prince posted:

just the first, and last people though.

what if the first one is the last one

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
I really hope 2 different people post their dicks in this thread because I don't particularly want to post my dick but I would totally post my dick if it meant that I could gently caress the 2nd guy out of winning a prize.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

The Fresh Prince posted:

thats weird, why would you do that?

i kind of like the smell

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009

hofnar posted:

what if the first one is the last one

hmmmm

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

Whirlwind Jones posted:

I really hope 2 different people post their dicks in this thread because I don't particularly want to post my dick but I would totally post my dick if it meant that I could gently caress the 2nd guy out of winning a prize.

you better get on it otherwise you are going to be the second guy

once people start posting dicks it's going to get away from you

there'll be dicks everywhere

dick dick dick

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009

Whirlwind Jones posted:

I really hope 2 different people post their dicks in this thread because I don't particularly want to post my dick but I would totally post my dick if it meant that I could gently caress the 2nd guy out of winning a prize.

thats kind of mean. this thread for needling people to post their dicks for money on an internet forum should be a safe space.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Are you buying back the account plus upgrades? I'm in like 50 bucks on this account not sure if I should post the pics or not here OP.

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
its one upgrade only. whether that be your account back, or platinum once you buy it bvack. maybe someone else could help out with your account, i dunno. you could try to be the first and last though, by posting multiple pics.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

The Fresh Prince posted:

thats kind of mean. this thread for needling people to post their dicks for money on an internet forum should be a safe space.
then why did you specify only the first and the last? Seems like a fun way to play "hot potatoe" with the dick pics and make people franticly post their dick pics in hopes of being the last guy.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
*potato

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
if youre still unsure about posting your dick let me jsut say: this thread is a safe space.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


ok i'm gonna do it

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009

Whirlwind Jones posted:

then why did you specify only the first and the last? Seems like a fun way to play "hot potatoe" with the dick pics and make people franticly post their dick pics in hopes of being the last guy.

just some friendly competition. i dont want people to maliciously post dick pics.

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009

Tom Gorman posted:

ok i'm gonna do it



thats really small lol. i cant even tell if thats a dick

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Tom Gorman posted:

ok i'm gonna do it



is that a praying mantis

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
op are there any erection preferences?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

SniperWoreConverse posted:

op are there any erection preferences?

you don't have a loving camera

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
ihave a scanner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

go scan your aquarium

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
i'm not putting that poo poo near salt water gently caress that
besides it's too loving big to be dicking around with, poo poo's like from '95 and weights a ton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

ban the op if he doesnt do it

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009

SniperWoreConverse posted:

op are there any erection preferences?

well personally i think that not totally erect, but a little more than a semi is good for picture taking. its up to you though.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


my name is on there trust me. it's just really hard to write legibly using a ballpoint pen on something made of flesh the size of a Mike n Ike

i'll take whatever upgrade I don't really care. thanks

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
I would post mine OP but I cut it off.

im gay
Jul 20, 2013

by Lowtax
im tempted. i really want a new account

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Tom Gorman posted:

my name is on there trust me. it's just really hard to write legibly using a ballpoint pen on something made of flesh the size of a Mike n Ike

i'll take whatever upgrade I don't really care. thanks

dude you posted a finger you fuckin cheater
you can see the goddamn knuckle and thumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo
I don't think the microscopic picture counts OP

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

hofnar posted:

you better get on it otherwise you are going to be the second guy

once people start posting dicks it's going to get away from you

there'll be dicks everywhere

dick dick dick

agreed dont sleep on this poo poo ops like this dont cum every day

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Morkyz posted:

I would post mine OP but I cut it off.

but doesnt that make it much easier to post it to the op

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Whirlwind Jones posted:

a burner account
lold

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/dBeOlJ7.png:nws:

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

no name

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latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


I can't help but read this thread with anticipation. Not for the dicks. Just reading the struggle some of you have with such a dumb decision and seeing who will crack first.

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