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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




This is beautiful you are beautiful.



Im putins nose morphing into the gap between the plastic inner thigh and the plastic labia majora.

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

enziarro posted:



click for more on englishrussia

nailed it

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

etalian posted:

In Russia real man doesn't need bullets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldz7928_mJg

good god this is so much less :haw: and more :magical: with the full video and sounds, compared to the gif. thanks, I think.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Avocados posted:

good god this is so much less :haw: and more :magical: with the full video and sounds, compared to the gif. thanks, I think.

When Hillary said it takes a village she probably never thought it would apply to this.

Sephuran
Nov 12, 2011

luncheon meat posted:


this ain't though (Ukraine might as well be Russia now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGDOE-zDVZc

yeah let's take a magnetron out of a microwave and stick a tin can to it because fuckit

Was that artillery or something at 1:16?

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl12dXYcUTo

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

luncheon meat posted:

oi look this is from Australia ya drongo

this ain't though (Ukraine might as well be Russia now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGDOE-zDVZc

yeah let's take a magnetron out of a microwave and stick a tin can to it because fuckit

So uh, how unsafe is that? Is it pretty much a heat ray or...?

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


luncheon meat posted:

oi look this is from Australia ya drongo

this ain't though (Ukraine might as well be Russia now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGDOE-zDVZc

yeah let's take a magnetron out of a microwave and stick a tin can to it because fuckit

what makes this even better is the casual sound of artillery at 1:14

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW

Avocados posted:

good god this is so much less :haw: and more :magical: with the full video and sounds, compared to the gif. thanks, I think.

No one even asks the important question: Why is there a sink just laying on the side of the road?

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

is there a NICE part of russia? everything here looks like detroit after an army raids it

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine

Uncle Wemus posted:

is there a NICE part of russia? everything here looks like detroit after an army raids it

Before I can answer that, are you gay y/n

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

Avocados posted:

So uh, how unsafe is that? Is it pretty much a heat ray or...?

Prettttty loving unsafe and it'd cook your insides up if you got in front of it.

and yeah that was artillery. The next video in the series has more (but no English subtitles)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX7-5ZE7ExA

"the neighbours already left because of the fighting", video ends in a bunker.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Uncle Wemus posted:

is there a NICE part of russia? everything here looks like detroit after an army raids it

yes there are, but a lot of men in Russia are alcoholics and the country is capitalism to the extreme so those places are few and far between. do you mean nice outdoors or nice places to eat or stay ? Russia has those things but

Uncle Wemus posted:

is there a NICE part of russia? everything here looks like detroit after an army raids it

if you're looking for things like "place James Bond would sleep", then yes. u will pay many dollars or euros to sleep there and you will bribe lots.

also lol at how Eastern euro women refuse to stop wearing heels and tight dresses even past age 55

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

luncheon meat posted:

Prettttty loving unsafe and it'd cook your insides up if you got in front of it.

and yeah that was artillery. The next video in the series has more (but no English subtitles)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX7-5ZE7ExA

"the neighbours already left because of the fighting", video ends in a bunker.

:stare:


I wonder if microwave guy does these videos to cope with all of that horrible poo poo happening around him. Dude just wants to melt poo poo in peace. :smith:

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqDXlfASMM

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.

Pon de Bundy posted:

also lol at how Eastern euro women refuse to stop wearing heels and tight dresses even past age 55

When does lady wear babushka, i like this.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Fewd
Mar 22, 2007

#vmp #opsec #kolmiloikka #happoo

etalian posted:

In Russia real man doesn't need bullets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldz7928_mJg

good to see next stalker game coming along

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Muttonchips posted:

This is extremely racist.

Nevertheless it's extremely true

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013





Ahaha, the video will feel very familiar to anyone who played kerbal space program. Kind of cool to see this kinda gently caress-up in real life

Sekenr fucked around with this message at 11:51 on Oct 16, 2014

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Young Freud posted:

ThisiswhatRussiaactuallybelieves.png



Australia being in the sphere of influence of China is pretty accurate. We export tons of coal their way.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Hi please be playing video gamings at my lovely arcade







Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Neukoln19 posted:

This isn't something to laugh about. Russia isn't something to laugh about. It's a seriously lovely place and it's people are mostly scum and they're All alkies and their pedos manipulate their nazis to kill homos for being pedos and they all get divorced all the drat time.

Kill all Russians.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
gently caress

Russia looks like what would happen if 12 year old me and my friends could make anything happen that we wanted, without any of the good stuff like infinite root beer fountains

it's like some kind of reverse Shel Silverstein universe

I'm impressed

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Muttonchips posted:

Ouch! I'm so confused. Wasn't there even like a Russian lesbian band called Tatu or something? Am I just remembering things wrong :psyduck:

Didn't one of them basically say that her son better no grow up to be gay because gay girls are aces but gay guys are gross?

Young Freud posted:

ThisiswhatRussiaactuallybelieves.png


I'm not sure if I like the thought that Canada would have a sphere of influence or that Tennessee and Kentucky would join the EU better.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Uncle Wemus posted:

is there a NICE part of russia? everything here looks like detroit after an army raids it



Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


"oh gently caress he has gun"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljwPcGJ-HPI

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Uncle Wemus posted:

is there a NICE part of russia? everything here looks like detroit after an army raids it

Moscow, Saint Petersburg and a few other parts of Western Russia are basically it. :geno:

Handcranked
Aug 17, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU&t=35s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQXT_Ahj3tM

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Lawman 0 posted:

Moscow, Saint Petersburg and a few other parts of Western Russia are basically it. :geno:

nope, those places have millions of russians

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
is everybody in Russia on drugs?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Hogge Wild posted:

nope, those places have millions of russians

gdp per capita doesn't take into account how poo poo cultures are mate

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

gnarlyhotep posted:

is everybody in Russia on drugs?

imagine living in a cold hell hole where ur life sucks and you bribe everybody and everybody smells like cigarettes bad cologne and onions and alcohol is so cheap it don't make sense the answer is yes

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Pon de Bundy posted:

imagine living in a cold hell hole where ur life sucks and you bribe everybody and everybody smells like cigarettes bad cologne and onions and alcohol is so cheap it don't make sense the answer is yes

drat

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

the only minor consolation is their women are kinda hot until they turn 30



but they have really bad taste when it comes to fashion so lol ur hosed anyway

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
if you dont think russia is the best country then I dont know what to say

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

RideTheSpiral posted:

if you dont think russia is the best country then I dont know what to say

seriously, I agree

it's like a violent puppet show come to life

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

r.i.p. all these people

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Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
my dad was in moscow during the height of the cold war, and he sold some guy a pair of his levi jeans. a short time later, some quasi-police officials visited him where he was staying and basically told him to get out of town. apparently levi jeans were illegal back then. that's my russia story.

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