Jet Jaguar is a large robot that does good deeds

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Robot Opinions
	i am a BIG FAN of robots
	i like robots quite a bit

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

a robot is an advanced form of computer that can be programmed to do good deeds or bad deeds

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

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theadder: Dec 30, 2011

cant see poll awful.app :iamafag:

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Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

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where is the add your own option option? ugh

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angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

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another sort of robot is called big dog

he sounds like a chainsaw and he doesn't care if you kick him

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A Pinball Wizard: Mar 23, 2005; I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands; College Slice

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Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

angry_keebler posted:

another sort of robot is called big dog

he sounds like a chainsaw and he doesn't care if you kick him

everyone who kicks him goes in a database of robot dog kickers. do not ask why

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Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

i love you jet jaguar

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qirex: Feb 15, 2001

i am a BIG FAN of robots

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Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

robots are pretty decent

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qirex: Feb 15, 2001

I own over 100 small snap-together models of robots

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GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

qirex posted:

I own over 100 small snap-together models of robots

I think my friend Mark has even more than that. Including the huge Big Zam

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Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

yesterday i wore a t shirt that says THE ROBOT FAN. YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT YOUR ROBOT. NOTHING

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Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

pshhh robots eh? cant live with em, can't live without em

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i smell the stink of anime within this thread

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GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

Robots are anime and not anime. they are a zen koan.

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qirex: Feb 15, 2001

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

I think my friend Mark has even more than that. Including the huge Big Zam

drat I haven't built a model in a long time, I think I have 2 in my closet I can work on

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angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

qirex posted:

I own over 100 small snap-together models of robots

one of the earliest robots was hero's cart and it proved robots could do good deeds by putting on a little play for everyone to enjoy

everybody in 60 AD agreed that it was a pretty good robot

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jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Dr. Honked posted:

everyone who kicks him goes in a database of robot dog kickers. do not ask why

now he needs operation!!!!

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qirex posted:

I own over 100 small snap-together models of robots

qirex at an anime screening

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pram: Jun 10, 2001

didnt read a single word but posting anyway

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bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

im a big fan of robots. that is, im fat and a fan of robots.

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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

pram posted:

didnt read a single word but posting anyway

if you were robot you could read all the posts and post at the same time

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rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

robots are ok as long as they keep to themselves and don't bother decent folk

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Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

rotor posted:

robots are ok as long as they keep to themselves and don't bother decent folk

quote for robo racism ban. robomods

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Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

I watched the first 4 episodes of caprica it was pretty average

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suffix: Jul 27, 2013; Wheeee!

rotor posted:

robots are ok as long as they keep to themselves and don't bother decent folk

well i love him and i'm going to marry him, and there's nothing you can do about it, dad

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z0rlandi viSSer: Nov 5, 2013

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

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angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

sometimes people build robots that have a big spike or a flipper deal and make them fight with other robots

this is known as robot wars and it is basically dog fighting and it is considered very immoral by sophisticated people

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angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

for many centuries philosophers have debated the question: what is a robot?

for example, is a doornob a kind of robot? some say yes, others say no.

but the answer is no, a doornob is not a robot.

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Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

angry_keebler posted:

for many centuries philosophers have debated the question: what is a robot?

we just don't know.

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rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

a robot is like an person or a dog, but made of parts and wires and so forth

regular machines like dishwashers and vacuum cleaners can be robots too if they have enough computers inside them

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rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

there are no hard and fast rules because technology changes so rapidly it can be hard for "the average joe" to keep up, but I have presented some good general guidelines here and I hope they are useful to you

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

this is why i want a smart refrigerator so that it can gain sapience and become my friend

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pram: Jun 10, 2001

wish youd gain sapience

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

will you be my friend if i do

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theadder: Dec 30, 2011

rotor posted:

there are no hard and fast rules because technology changes so rapidly it can be hard for "the average joe" to keep up, but I have presented some good general guidelines here and I hope they are useful to you

what if it can post

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0__GJtPiCs

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prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

is a machine gun a robot?

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