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they're so... weird looking man, you know? aesthetically, a cock is so much more pleasing to the eye Just saying
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Well you're half right. All genitalia is pretty drat gross when we're not horny.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:15 |
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:15 |
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i feel that way about dicks
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:25 |
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Greasy microdicks are very aesthetically pleasing no homo
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:26 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:they're so... weird looking man, you know? aesthetically, a cock is so much more pleasing to the eye so go suck a dick fagget
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:34 |
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vaginas and dicks are both equally weird looking cocks are more amusing tho, you can pull down on a boner and let go and make a 'boi oi oi oi oing' noise
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:39 |
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i will gently caress any plant, animal or mineral and i dare you to challenge me
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:41 |
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its harder to smuggle a stolen cell phone in a dick tho
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:41 |
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"I'm not gay but..." said the gay man
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:43 |
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so is a loving pizza. i know one thing. i'm going to tear into this pizza.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:43 |
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Izumi Konata posted:so is a loving pizza. i know one thing. i'm going to tear into this pizza. Pizzas are both aesthetically beautiful and sexually pleasing.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:48 |
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The absurdity of genitalia was a plan by nature to keep self aware species from propagating because we'd get too distracted by how absurd looking our equipment is to ever gently caress. Humanity was too dumb to get the joke.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:50 |
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Specter posted:The absurdity of genitalia was a plan by nature to keep self aware species from propagating because we'd get too distracted by how absurd looking our equipment is to ever gently caress.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:50 |
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Specter posted:The absurdity of genitalia was a plan by nature to keep self aware species from propagating because we'd get too distracted by how absurd looking our equipment is to ever gently caress.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:51 |
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some ppl find feet appealing. ain't nothing but a fetish. some ppl fear high places and saying things in front of large groups of ppl. they find nervous impulses inappealing because they don' understand the cheap fix adrenaline provides. someppl fear spiders and commitment. because they are self-loathing pussies. some ppl get off on death. some ppl love being belittled and humiliated, bitten and scratched. obama gets a thick rubbery hardon thinking of taxes. what if someone's perception of beauty is really just some kind of reassuring symmetry? what if ppl are just idiots who are afraid to enjoy life?
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:57 |
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nah op, you're totally gay
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 04:12 |
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when your gf is so fat her vagina looks like just another fat roll how can you tell the difference OP?
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 04:15 |
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vaginas usually look like someone going thbbbbtttt to me
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 04:15 |
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I need a Plumer
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 04:16 |
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love me some meat curtains let's just say my favorite roast beef to eat isn't at arby's
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 04:24 |
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Francis Baconator posted:love me some meat curtains A sloppy vag is closer to roast beef than arbys
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 04:27 |
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Sounds like youre pretty gay. Dicks are uglier than vajoozles. Dicks are more versatile though. Vajoozles are good for hiding contraband though.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 04:29 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:A sloppy vag is closer to roast beef than arbys is a healthy vag supposed to taste like necrotizing flesh, or like roses and red bull?
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 04:30 |
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never seen one op and hell, i'm glad for it
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 04:31 |
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well poo poo, a pound of pennies is cheaper than a pound of my favorite breakfast cereal. *pours .173l of butermilk on .453kg of pennies*
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 04:33 |
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a messed up horse posted:never seen one op and hell, i'm glad for it trust me you're better off
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 04:33 |
I disagree.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 04:45 |
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TheJoker138 posted:I disagree. Why
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 04:49 |
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OP if you don't feel sexually aroused looking at a ham sandwich I feel sorry for you
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 04:54 |
I think vaginas are fine. Well, not all of them. There are some weird looking ones. But you know, in general they're fine. I also think that you're gay.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 04:56 |
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my big ol hairy wolf gulch is just fine ty
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 05:04 |
Each person's genitals are as unique and memorable as their face. Don't believe me? U didn't see enough junk my friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 05:06 |
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I like my robot vag. Its also a pace counter.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 05:08 |
The last woman I slept with () had a weirdly small vagina. I wasn't into that.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 05:10 |
psyopmonkey posted:I like my robot vag. Neat can it open jars sometimes I can't get them unstuck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 05:10 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Neat can it open jars sometimes I can't get them unstuck. I got a strap wrench for that. I miss being able to open jars and bring all my groceries up in one trip.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 05:12 |
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slimy warm wet meat mmm delicious.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 05:13 |
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The last woman i diddled had a vagina that was tight with 1 2 or 3 fingers in. It was amazing. Tight hole no matter what. I had never encountered that before. Unfortunately by now im either gay or insane or both so its a moot point. Or maybe she was just nervous, maybe thats what ive never encountered before in bed. I used to do em right. the worst thing is fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Oct 15, 2014 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:they're so... weird looking man, you know? aesthetically, a cock is so much more pleasing to the eye Most of 'em smell bad too, like three day old tuna.
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