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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

they're so... weird looking man, you know? aesthetically, a cock is so much more pleasing to the eye

Just saying

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Well you're half right. All genitalia is pretty drat gross when we're not horny.

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

i feel that way about dicks

Philadelphia
Sep 29, 2014
Greasy microdicks are very aesthetically pleasing no homo

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


Don Tacorleone posted:

they're so... weird looking man, you know? aesthetically, a cock is so much more pleasing to the eye

Just saying

so go suck a dick fagget

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
vaginas and dicks are both equally weird looking

cocks are more amusing tho, you can pull down on a boner and let go and make a 'boi oi oi oi oing' noise

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i will gently caress any plant, animal or mineral and i dare you to challenge me

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

its harder to smuggle a stolen cell phone in a dick tho

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

"I'm not gay but..." said the gay man

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
so is a loving pizza. i know one thing. i'm going to tear into this pizza.

Philadelphia
Sep 29, 2014

Izumi Konata posted:

so is a loving pizza. i know one thing. i'm going to tear into this pizza.

Pizzas are both aesthetically beautiful and sexually pleasing.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The absurdity of genitalia was a plan by nature to keep self aware species from propagating because we'd get too distracted by how absurd looking our equipment is to ever gently caress.

Humanity was too dumb to get the joke.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Specter posted:

The absurdity of genitalia was a plan by nature to keep self aware species from propagating because we'd get too distracted by how absurd looking our equipment is to ever gently caress.

Humanity was too dumb to get the joke.
i thought the plan was anime

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Specter posted:

The absurdity of genitalia was a plan by nature to keep self aware species from propagating because we'd get too distracted by how absurd looking our equipment is to ever gently caress.

Humanity was too dumb to get the joke.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
some ppl find feet appealing. ain't nothing but a fetish.

some ppl fear high places and saying things in front of large groups of ppl. they find nervous impulses inappealing because they don' understand the cheap fix adrenaline provides. someppl fear spiders and commitment. because they are self-loathing pussies.

some ppl get off on death. some ppl love being belittled and humiliated, bitten and scratched. obama gets a thick rubbery hardon thinking of taxes.

what if someone's perception of beauty is really just some kind of reassuring symmetry? what if ppl are just idiots who are afraid to enjoy life?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
nah op, you're totally gay

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
when your gf is so fat her vagina looks like just another fat roll how can you tell the difference OP?

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
vaginas usually look like someone going thbbbbtttt to me

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I need a Plumer

Francis Baconator
Jul 11, 2008

Thanks for the avatar man!
love me some meat curtains

let's just say my favorite roast beef to eat isn't at arby's

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Francis Baconator posted:

love me some meat curtains

let's just say my favorite roast beef to eat isn't at arby's

A sloppy vag is closer to roast beef than arbys

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Sounds like youre pretty gay.

Dicks are uglier than vajoozles.

Dicks are more versatile though.

Vajoozles are good for hiding contraband though.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Full Metal Jackass posted:

A sloppy vag is closer to roast beef than arbys

is a healthy vag supposed to taste like necrotizing flesh, or like roses and red bull?

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
never seen one op and hell, i'm glad for it

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
well poo poo, a pound of pennies is cheaper than a pound of my favorite breakfast cereal. *pours .173l of butermilk on .453kg of pennies* :yum:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

a messed up horse posted:

never seen one op and hell, i'm glad for it

trust me you're better off

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I disagree.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

TheJoker138 posted:

I disagree.

Why

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME
OP if you don't feel sexually aroused looking at a ham sandwich I feel sorry for you

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




I think vaginas are fine. Well, not all of them. There are some weird looking ones. But you know, in general they're fine. I also think that you're gay.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
my big ol hairy wolf gulch is just fine ty

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Each person's genitals are as unique and memorable as their face. Don't believe me? U didn't see enough junk my friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I like my robot vag.

Its also a pace counter. :thumbsup:

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



The last woman I slept with (:smug:) had a weirdly small vagina. I wasn't into that.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

psyopmonkey posted:

I like my robot vag.

Its also a pace counter. :thumbsup:

Neat can it open jars sometimes I can't get them unstuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Neat can it open jars sometimes I can't get them unstuck.

I got a strap wrench for that.

I miss being able to open jars and bring all my groceries up in one trip. :(

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
slimy warm wet meat mmm delicious.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The last woman i diddled had a vagina that was tight with 1 2 or 3 fingers in. It was amazing. Tight hole no matter what. I had never encountered that before. Unfortunately by now im either gay or insane or both so its a moot point.

Or maybe she was just nervous, maybe thats what ive never encountered before in bed. I used to do em right.

the worst thing is fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Oct 15, 2014

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Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Don Tacorleone posted:

they're so... weird looking man, you know? aesthetically, a cock is so much more pleasing to the eye

Just saying

Most of 'em smell bad too, like three day old tuna.

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