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TheJoker138 posted:I think vaginas are fine. Well, not all of them. There are some weird looking ones. But you know, in general they're fine. I also think that you're gay. Now listen here you little poo poo
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what u gonna say about it Don Homoleone??
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psyopmonkey posted:Vajoozles are good for hiding contraband though. Squeezing a fireplace bellows into their mouths will make the contraband fly right out with a noise like those air cannon games at the state fair EmperorFritoBandito fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Oct 15, 2014 |
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Oct 15, 2014 05:27
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were not gay, but lets face it guys if a girl had a nice dick, no court would convict
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Oct 15, 2014 09:08
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if you have a dick, that's fine. if you have a vagina, that is also fine.
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Oct 15, 2014 09:11
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It's not your eyes that go in there, OP It's gross, sure. But the more I look, the less I understand...
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Oct 15, 2014 09:29
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why would you look at a vagina? weirdo
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Oct 15, 2014 10:24
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hemale in pain posted:why would you look at a vagina? weirdo some guys have trouble getting it in the pink by feel man i mean i don't have any experience in this regard but i'm sure it happens
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Oct 15, 2014 10:28
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God - "I have created the female form. Beautiful, sultry, without equal. Each curve flows effortlessly into the next. The lines and symmetry speak to the hidden majesty that is the glorious feminine. You know though...... I'd really like to see what would happen if we blew off an M80 down there in the crotch region. Oohhhhh, me-drat! Look what happened. Oh gently caress, that is some raw poo poo! Oh man, look at all that loose, ragged flesh! AND THE TRAUMA! gently caress, that thing will never stop bleeding. Anyways, ship it, I need to rest now."
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Oct 15, 2014 11:35
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:God - "I have created the female form. Beautiful, sultry, without equal. Each curve flows effortlessly into the next. The lines and symmetry speak to the hidden majesty that is the glorious feminine. You know though...... I'd really like to see what would happen if we blew off an M80 down there in the crotch region. Oohhhhh, me-drat! Look what happened. Oh gently caress, that is some raw poo poo! Oh man, look at all that loose, ragged flesh! AND THE TRAUMA! gently caress, that thing will never stop bleeding. Anyways, ship it, I need to rest now." either you've never seen an actual trauma wound or you like loving them, not sure which
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:God - "I have created the female form. Beautiful, sultry, without equal. Each curve flows effortlessly into the next. The lines and symmetry speak to the hidden majesty that is the glorious feminine. You know though...... I'd really like to see what would happen if we blew off an M80 down there in the crotch region. Oohhhhh, me-drat! Look what happened. Oh gently caress, that is some raw poo poo! Oh man, look at all that loose, ragged flesh! AND THE TRAUMA! gently caress, that thing will never stop bleeding. Anyways, ship it, I need to rest now." Yes
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Oct 15, 2014 13:58
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if the vagina smells of fish then it is infected
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Oct 15, 2014 13:59
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Zzulu posted:if the vagina smells of fish then it is infected i dunno how to tell women that As A Man without "Mansplaining" so i usually just never gently caress them again and think it was really gross but holy poo poo there are some girls with nasty smelly pussies in the world u ever wash your cock and balls in a girl's bathroom sink and dry it on her hand towels just to get her grossness off?? luckily i have a gf who has good vaginal hygiene and it smells/tastes fine.
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Oct 15, 2014 14:11
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i slept with this girl and she had that going on so i stopped having anything romantic to do with her afterwards. she was complaining to me like "no guy ever wants to date me after we have sex" and i was just like "ohhhh you'll find someone hehe" but maybe i should have been more helpful by saying something like "maybe your vagina stink is pushing them away?" thoughts?
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I do not know why I shared this
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Oct 15, 2014 14:18
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Zzulu posted:if the vagina smells of fish then it is infected when i pull my foreskin back it smells like fish, but as it's not a vagina i assume its okay
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Oct 15, 2014 14:46
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Specter posted:The absurdity of genitalia was a plan by nature to keep self aware species from propagating because we'd get too distracted by how absurd looking our equipment is to ever gently caress. Japan has gotten the message here, at least.
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Oct 15, 2014 16:09
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Zzulu posted:if the vagina smells of fish then it is infected Yeah, psh, let me file that away in the "IMPORTANT poo poo TO REMEMBER WHEN I HAVE SEX" file lol better wait sitting down for THAT one friend
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Oct 15, 2014 17:31
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i love my giraffe boy
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Oct 15, 2014 17:35
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actually there are lots of different kinds of vaginas, OP, sad to hear about your luck with the ones you encountered because most are really nice
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Oct 15, 2014 17:40
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The first girl I dated had a smelly vagina and I thought "that's just how they all smell" and I verified that by loving another girl later on who also had a smelly vagina but then I lost a bunch of weight and started dating attractive girls and really I just had low standards
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Oct 15, 2014 17:43
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I don't know what's the matter with you Americans because all the girls I've met have had really nice and fresh vags, except this one who had had a yeast infection very recently but she was up front about it so I just didn't touch her there except through a condom and there was no harm done.
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Oct 15, 2014 17:50
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more women need to be in tune with their vaginas
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Oct 15, 2014 17:54
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Zzulu posted:more women need to be in tune with their vaginas how do you tune a percussion instrument?
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Oct 15, 2014 18:01
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VendaGoat posted:how do you tune a percussion instrument? with a long hard tuning rod
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Oct 15, 2014 22:10
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vag looks like tacos good to eat
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Oct 15, 2014 22:20
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taco is not a sandwich
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Oct 15, 2014 22:20
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It's true. The ugly ones look like half of a Philly Cheese Steak and the pretty ones still look like two hot dogs stuffed next to each other. Just unaesthetic.
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Oct 15, 2014 22:21
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i cant actually see out of my jap's eye so it's not a big deal
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Oct 15, 2014 22:25
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Women provide an essential function..aesthetics are secondary
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Oct 15, 2014 22:29
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Tautologicus posted:Women provide an essential function..aesthetics are secondary And what, pray tell Tautologicus, is that function?
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Oct 15, 2014 22:30
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is it true the asian ones are sideways?
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Oct 15, 2014 22:39
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Zzulu posted:if the vagina smells of fish then it is infected nah it can just be hella dirty
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Oct 15, 2014 22:43
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numberoneposter posted:is it true the asian ones are sideways? Yes Lithuanian vaginas have teeth, known condition of "Vagina dentata"
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Oct 15, 2014 22:45
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Don Tacorleone posted:And what, pray tell Tautologicus, is that function? They would prefer that remain a mystery
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Oct 15, 2014 22:47
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A little hint: it involves drawing paper and woolen mittens to some degree.
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Oct 15, 2014 22:52
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poo poo I guess I've been lucky so far. Never got a fishy girl or anything of the sort. As for Vag being ugly, I dunno.. I think it kinda looks like a taco.. and I like taco's
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Oct 15, 2014 22:58
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what about corndogs? where do we stand on corndogs?
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Haha yeah i guess they're, i never really thought about it but yeah they really are. ive seen a lot of them in person and ia gree with all the posts above. its like what??? haha
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