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so is a loving pizza. i know one thing. i'm going to tear into this pizza.
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some ppl find feet appealing. ain't nothing but a fetish. some ppl fear high places and saying things in front of large groups of ppl. they find nervous impulses inappealing because they don' understand the cheap fix adrenaline provides. someppl fear spiders and commitment. because they are self-loathing pussies. some ppl get off on death. some ppl love being belittled and humiliated, bitten and scratched. obama gets a thick rubbery hardon thinking of taxes. what if someone's perception of beauty is really just some kind of reassuring symmetry? what if ppl are just idiots who are afraid to enjoy life?
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Oct 15, 2014 03:57
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Full Metal Jackass posted:A sloppy vag is closer to roast beef than arbys is a healthy vag supposed to taste like necrotizing flesh, or like roses and red bull?
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Oct 15, 2014 04:30
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well poo poo, a pound of pennies is cheaper than a pound of my favorite breakfast cereal. *pours .173l of butermilk on .453kg of pennies* 
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Oct 15, 2014 04:33
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pissing into bottles is problematic, however i have a devices which funnel urine into bottles, hands which release piss from their bondage, and one contraption that turns 7-up bottles, depleted of urine, into little green plastic airsoft pellets, which could later be formed into extended load magazines for the well-endowed of target or prey. u can call me "prepared" 
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Cardiovorax posted:So convenient. All I can do is slap bears unconscious. *prints slap-visor to protect basement 3d fabrication shopworkers from renegade bearslappers*
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