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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I dont give a gently caress if she landed in mud, if you fall 8000 feet you're loving dead.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

shes a cartoon you idiot shes part loony toon

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


hoo yeah

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
You can actually survive that poo poo

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

So are you Chinese or Japanese?

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

mookface posted:

You can actually survive that poo poo

yep

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I dont give a gently caress if she landed in mud, if you fall 8000 feet you're loving dead.

It's possible, that kind of thing happens in real life on rare occasions. I'll spare you the link to LMGTFY, but, hell, just google about it and you'll see plenty of examples.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

mookface posted:

You can actually survive that poo poo

Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
Those size 16 feet really helped to distribute the impact

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

They should have just smothered her broken body, nobody would have asked questions.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Volume posted:

So are you Chinese or Japanese?

dirty knees look at these

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
skydiving is a good fun sport. thanks for listening.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

skydiving is a good fun sport. thanks for listening.

it's not a sport, it's an activity.

aSSbAG.
Apr 10, 2005

Somethingawful's MAD Trucker
Maybe every single second of the show after that was just her hallucinations as she died.

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

skydiving is a good fun sport. thanks for listening.

Sports take skill, I don't think anyone's ever failed to fall to the ground.

Hello Meow
Nov 9, 2009
I once heard about a grandma who fell out of a plane. She bounced and only bruised her leg.
hosed up but true.

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP

Jonny 290 posted:

it's not a sport, it's an activity.

actually it`s a sport and it requires hundreds of hours to be any good at it

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

I bet that's the sound she'd make when she'd cum. Too bad no man could satisfy her.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
She left a dent in the mud in the shape of her outline. Its a miracle she needed to be hospitalized and paid that doctor to golf on wednesday

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

yeah this is better than the crew threads

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Jonny 290 posted:

it's not a sport, it's an activity.

Its a solo sport where you pit yourself against the most dangerous animal of them all: gravity.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
Uh she didn't? The last episode revealed everything after the skydive was Peggy's dying dream.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
they couldn't kill her she's the villain

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

actually it`s a sport and it requires hundreds of hours to be any good at it

So does crochet.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

they couldn't kill her she's the villain

Wertjoe
May 10, 2007

Hank is a no nonsense kind of guy so it never made sense that he is married to Peggy.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Wertjoe posted:

Hank is a no nonsense kind of guy so it never made sense that he is married to Peggy.

He was the first girl to give him a boner, he was honor bound to marry her.

e; She*

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Why do you keep calling me BILL

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice

Uncle Wemus posted:

Why do you keep calling me BILL



Owns. In real life Texas Bill would have been beaten to death at several different points in the show

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Uncle Wemus posted:

Why do you keep calling me BILL



Bill was a serial killer pedophile. You can tell by the way Kahn Jr reacts when he's around in episode 238 and he's grooming Bobby as a replacement like in Apt Pupil.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

NiceGuy posted:

Owns. In real life Texas Bill would have been beaten to death at several different points in the show

KoTH is an accurate portrayal of suburban Texas except irl Dale would have been a white supremacist

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Wertjoe posted:

Hank is a no nonsense kind of guy so it never made sense that he is married to Peggy.

peggy pursued hank and trapped him because hank doesn't know better

The Bible
May 8, 2010

MariusLecter posted:

He was the first girl to give him a boner, he was honor bound to marry her.

e; She*

You had it right the first time.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
SHE DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE COCKADOODY PLANE

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Uncle Wemus posted:

yeah this is better than the crew threads

it actually is

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Show would have been better if they killed her off, I liked the show but whnever she was in a scene it was nails on a chalkboard. Single Hank raising gay son would have been much better imo.

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
Boggle

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


nah not really

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Professor Shark posted:

Show would have been better if they killed her off, I liked the show but whnever she was in a scene it was nails on a chalkboard. Single Hank raising gay son would have been much better imo.

Peggy was consistantly hilarious, because she was so.drat.arrogant

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Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Uncle Wemus posted:

Why do you keep calling me BILL



*shuffling through letters from postbox*

bills

bills

bills

why do we keep getting bill's mail?

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