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Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
That while your wine and bong are next to each other, and of roughly similar heights that you're only supposed to be drinking out of one of them.

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


thank u for the advice

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
stay safe bong ghost

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

get a whip vaporizer it's totally different from a bottle

Spider Helidon
Nov 4, 2010

by XyloJW
pay attention to which bottle you've been using as an ashtray

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
that's way more effort than I want to put into smoking pot. For one, you have to go get a vape instead of sitting around and smoking from the bong that's already there.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

Spider Helidon posted:

pay attention to which bottle you've been using as an ashtray

The ashtray is much shorter than the wine glass. This is a key strategy.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

WanderingMinstrel I posted:

that's way more effort than I want to put into smoking pot. For one, you have to go get a vape instead of sitting around and smoking from the bong that's already there.

yeah but it's much more efficient so you have to make way less trips to buy weed. and spend less too

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
I have delivery weed. Look at your scrub self and be sad.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Bongs are for college students

Spider Helidon
Nov 4, 2010

by XyloJW

WanderingMinstrel I posted:

The ashtray is much shorter than the wine glass. This is a key strategy.

this loving 1%er who drinks wine out of a glass and owns a real ashtray

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Scrub tier drunk

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

can i have your bong

ZergRushing
Oct 1, 2004

Spider Helidon posted:

pay attention to which bottle you've been using as an ashtray

:eng101: A bong is a bottle with an ashtray built it

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i have a stainless steel ashtray and you drop your cigarette in and push a button and a trapdoor drops it down and snuffs it

it rules

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
No one is talking cigarettes man take that poo poo outside

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
its on my porch dude, im not an animal

Spider Helidon
Nov 4, 2010

by XyloJW

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i have a stainless steel ashtray and you drop your cigarette in and push a button and a trapdoor drops it down and snuffs it

it rules

Yeah I stole two of them from a bar but forget to empty them out before I put them in my bag. This was on two separate occasions.

Spider Helidon
Nov 4, 2010

by XyloJW
Pay attention to which bottles you've peed in, especially if you're drinking white wine or something in a dark or opaque bottle. Maybe use post-it notes or draw a map.

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i like to pour wine on my floor and drink it, and also piss on the floor. its important to remember which puddle is which

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