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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

hitler loving sucked white people killed like way more injuns than the nazis killed jews and white people were barely organized

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the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Tao Jones posted:

Attacking Russia: A Good Idea

Well first off they attacked in june and thought it would be over in a few months and they thought their army was half the size it actually turned out to be after massive forced soviet conscription. Also the nazis basically formed their party on hatred of the communists and hitler hated them with a burning passion so there was no possible nazi germany where they didn't attack soviet russia I think. So yea then it was doomed from the start, who knows. The war certainly could have gone better for them though.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

WhitePages.com has listings for 6 Adolf Hitlers. One step closer in the doxxing of g0m.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

joxxuh posted:

I think Hitler was actually really poo poo. There, I said it.

i may not agree with what you say but i will read it on the toilet while you say it

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Hitler was probably a bad friend but a quiet neighbor.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I wonder if he had any gay laughs that have been lost to history

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
There had to be a Hitler. Otherwise, who would the Jews hate and refer to on a daily basis?

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Guy Fleegman posted:

There had to be a Hitler. Otherwise, who would the Jews hate and refer to on a daily basis?

the palestinians?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Sweet Tea posted:

hitler loving sucked white people killed like way more injuns than the nazis killed jews and white people were barely organized

he actually looked up to americans because we did such a good job w/our manifest destiny and eliminated all the indians


Tautologicus posted:

Well first off they attacked in june and thought it would be over in a few months and they thought their army was half the size it actually turned out to be after massive forced soviet conscription. Also the nazis basically formed their party on hatred of the communists and hitler hated them with a burning passion so there was no possible nazi germany where they didn't attack soviet russia I think. So yea then it was doomed from the start, who knows. The war certainly could have gone better for them though.

tbh they would have done a lot better if hitler hadn't been a loving insane person about stalingrad which was actually not that tactically important

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Guy Fleegman posted:

There had to be a Hitler. Otherwise, who would the Jews hate and refer to on a daily basis?

according to der ewidge jude, the tax collector and the working man

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine

Fandyien posted:

he actually looked up to americans because we did such a good job w/our manifest destiny and eliminated all the indians

tbh they would have done a lot better if hitler hadn't been a loving insane person about stalingrad which was actually not that tactically important
:aaa: Both of these points are blowing my mind right now. Can you give me a book that explains why Stalingrad wasn't important? Seems like every single book I've read on the subject has mentioned it was important.

Also, do you have any book recommendations as far as Hitler is concerned? I have an entire section of my bookshelf dedicated to WWII stuff, I'd love to beef up the Third Reich section. Typing this reminds me I should probably get rid of all my Stephen Ambrose books. What a plagiarizing piece of turd.

The only thing I have on Hitler is a small booklet on the Hitler Youth (filled with all kinds of cool pictures from the era that you won't find on the internet or at least I haven't seen them) and the biography by Ian Kershaw (the full two volume edition, not the abridged).

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Fandyien posted:

he actually looked up to americans because we did such a good job w/our manifest destiny and eliminated all the indians

fucken ay

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
Adolf Hitler is so good

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
only gbs could take something awesome, like Adolf Hitler, and RUIN it

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Sweet Tea posted:

hitler loving sucked white people killed like way more injuns than the nazis killed jews and white people were barely organized

a smallpox outbreak in the camps could have infected the guards too it's not really feasible to use the same tactics

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
stalingrad was important? hm, maybe its time i start reading more hitler books

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010

quote:

a physician filled the Fuhrer with barbiturate tranquilizers, morphine, bulls' semen, a pill that contained crystal meth, and other drugs

:eyepop:

Pet
Dec 12, 2008

LAst name Owns, first name Hitler

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine

newreply.php posted:

stalingrad was important? hm, maybe its time i start reading more hitler books
You are a dullard. This person is saying Stalingrad wasn't tactically important and I asked for some book recommendations arguing such points. You know that historians disagree with each other like all time, right?

You're mean, arrogant, you made me think there was an actual Crossfitter in the thread for a split sec and frankly, I'm going to add you to my ignore list. Just letting you know as a courtesy so you don't waste your time.

Have a lovely day, rear end in a top hat.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Well when they say crystal meth they mean methamphetamine. Crystal meth is a street drug in that form. Methampetamine was made legally and in large amounts by major chemicals coporations during ww2. They want to slander our dear Fuhrer

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
Hitler!!!!!!

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Ah, Prospector. My dearest old friend. I am still alive and quite well, thank you. Have not seen these chem trails of which you speak, as I am residing in a remote location south of ______________. But, there is a Starbucks so no complaints lol — just a little lonely — but as they say, leaders don’t have friends. Such a shame that I became so hated by the modern world, people whose generation I had no affect on. Though your government is very good at what it does, and that is spreading lies and propaganda. There was no holocaust — those body stash pictures were just captured prisoners and war criminals. A certain… Alphabet soup agency just wanted my country’s insanely sick black technology for their own. That new iPhone? It’s rubbish. Don’t get me started on Play Station. I had a better console in my underground lair over half a century ago until Force Recon stormed my bunker and I had to haul rear end. You should know I still look the same, if not younger… my heart still kicks like a drum,. You would not believe the advances we had in age reversal even in the 40s, and were going to give it to my Aryan kingdom, until your suits snatched it away from me so they could profit off engineered sickness and “natural causes.” It’s good to hear from you, as always, and I wish you and the FYAD gang all the best. I am very intriqued by this irony that you guys use a lot. Stop by __________ some time, and I might just take you for a ride in my old Vril disk anti grav space ship.

Truly yours,
Adolf Hitler

lmao

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

hitler is poo poo at murder compared to early white americans

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
It's probable that, in the old days, human beings lived longer
than they do now. The turning-point came when man re-
placed the raw elements in his diet by foods that he sterilises
when he eats them. The hypothesis that man ought to live
longer seems to be confirmed by the disparity between his short
existence as an adult, on the one hand, and his period of growth,
on the other. A dog hves, on the average, eight to ten times as
long as it takes him to grow up. On that ratio, man ought
normally to live from one hundred and forty to one hundred
and eighty years. What is certain is that, in countries like
Bulgaria, where people hve on polenta, yoghurt and other such
foods, men live to a greater age than in pur parts of the world.
And yet, from other points of view, the peasant does not hve
hygienically. Have you ever seen a peasant open a window?

Everything that lives on earth feeds on living materials. The
fact that man subjects his foodstuffs to a physico-chemical
process explains the so-called "maladies of civihsation". If the
average term oflife is at present increasing, that's because people
are again finding room for a naturistic diet. It's a revolution.
That a fatty substance extracted from coal has the same value as
olive-oil,thatldon'tbelieveatall ! It's surely better to use the syn-
thetic fatty substances for the manufacture of soap, for example.

It's not impossible that one of the causes of cancer lies in the
harmfulness of cooked foods. We give our body a form of nourish-
ment that in one way or another is debased. At present the origin
of cancer is unknown, but it's possible that the causes that provoke
it find a terrain that suits them in incorrectly nourished organ-
isms. We all breathe in the microbes that give rise to colds or
tuberculosis, but we're not all enrheumed or tuberculous.

Nature, in creating a being, gives it all it needs to live. If it
cannot hve, that's either because it's attacked from without or
because its inner resistance has weakened. In the case of man, it's
usually the second eventuality that has made him vulnerable.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

hitl0r

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im hitler ama

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Ah, Prospector. My dearest old friend. I am still alive and quite well, thank you. Have not seen these chem trails of which you speak, as I am residing in a remote location south of ______________. But, there is a Starbucks so no complaints lol — just a little lonely — but as they say, leaders don’t have friends. Such a shame that I became so hated by the modern world, people whose generation I had no affect on. Though your government is very good at what it does, and that is spreading lies and propaganda. There was no holocaust — those body stash pictures were just captured prisoners and war criminals. A certain… Alphabet soup agency just wanted my country’s insanely sick black technology for their own. That new iPhone? It’s rubbish. Don’t get me started on Play Station. I had a better console in my underground lair over half a century ago until Force Recon stormed my bunker and I had to haul rear end. You should know I still look the same, if not younger… my heart still kicks like a drum,. You would not believe the advances we had in age reversal even in the 40s, and were going to give it to my Aryan kingdom, until your suits snatched it away from me so they could profit off engineered sickness and “natural causes.” It’s good to hear from you, as always, and I wish you and the FYAD gang all the best. I am very intriqued by this irony that you guys use a lot. Stop by __________ some time, and I might just take you for a ride in my old Vril disk anti grav space ship.

Truly yours,
Adolf Hitler

thats the best post of all time

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

anchoress posted:

i love hitler. i love him.



What a fashionable fellow. So dashing.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

judenfrage

gute frage





nächste frage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCZOzmKRuPk

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

TEAYCHES posted:

im hitler ama
how do you feel about muttonchips being worse than zionism, communism, and slavs combined

also, what are you doin tonight ;-*

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

I.N.R.I posted:

thats the best post of all time

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Hitler gave national socialism a really bad reputation.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

hitler has beautiful eyes that i can look into all day and never get tired of it

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Fandyien posted:

he actually looked up to americans because we did such a good job w/our manifest destiny and eliminated all the indians

Big fan of Henry Ford, too

Fandyien posted:

tbh they would have done a lot better if hitler hadn't been a loving insane person about stalingrad which was actually not that tactically important

And if he hadn't bothered bailing out Mussolini's troops who were getting their asses kicked by the Greeks and Albanians (lol) which delayed the invasion for several weeks

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
Hitler had a small penis.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Chris Awful posted:

Hitler had a small penis.

I finally have something in common with a historical figure

curious lump
Sep 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Hitler could dance, look hella fly in a cloak, move the masses with his speeches, owned a dog, and touched the lives of millions of people. What have you guys done with your lives? Oh yeah, GBS posting. Nice.

e: also he made sweet paintings.

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW

Chris Awful posted:

Hitler had a small penis.

I got proof Hitler had a huge dong.

Historian approved.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Wootman posted:

I got proof Hitler had a huge dong.

Historian approved.

don't....
don't ruin this for me

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savinhill
Mar 28, 2010
‘In a sense, I suppose, I am a Nazi,’

‘I admire their ambition. Their courage. Their style, in the Nietzschean sense. They allowed no exceptions to their vision, and that is a lesson we should all learn. And of course I love the architecture, although sadly most of it only exists as blueprints.’

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