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Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

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Yesterday ISIS officially became pro-slavery. Now they have even more weapons at their disposal.

What other wacky adventures will ISIS think of next???

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
We should drop off our ebola patients outside of some isis bases and see what happens

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Why arent they called Silly Boys Club For Idiots?

Shadoer
Aug 31, 2011


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Robo Reagan posted:

We should drop off our ebola patients outside of some isis bases and see what happens

Unfortunately the ISIS leader is smart enough to run a proper quarantine, use them as a weapon against us, or just flame thrower them.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Shadoer posted:

Unfortunately the ISIS leader is smart enough to run a proper quarantine, use them as a weapon against us, or just flame thrower them.

Muslims are too primitive to harness the magic of fire

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

friends watch porn posted:

What other wacky adventures will ISIS think of next???

I'm half expecting them to build a Metal Gear at this point

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Their will is strong and their faith is pure

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
I can't stress how great a villain org name ISIS is. Reminds you of classics like COBRA and HYDRA, and has a little bit of archer humor pitched in

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
this is pretty fuckin swill (newer form of 'sweet')

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

the culminator posted:

I can't stress how great a villain org name ISIS is. Reminds you of classics like COBRA and HYDRA, and has a little bit of archer humor pitched in

its not their actual name anymore but tv news uses it anyway for that reason

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Tautologicus posted:

Their will is strong and their faith is pure

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Mange Mite posted:

its not their actual name anymore but tv news uses it anyway for that reason

I like to think there's one Archer fan perpetuating it and laughing to himself.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Allahu Ackbar

Allah will see our holy warriors to the shores of victory

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
do ISIS have a tumblr yet

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」

Quickscope420dad posted:

do ISIS have a tumblr yet

No, but they're very active on Twitter. I recommend following @ISILCats

https://twitter.com/ISILCats

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
ISIS capturing military bases and weapons... Now I saw somewhere they are starting to train people to fly the planes they got.

Good loving luck with that. Guys who have never flown will be shot down before they even realise wtf is going on.

Or with any luck, they'll learn to fly but not to land.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Dalael posted:

ISIS capturing military bases and weapons... Now I saw somewhere they are starting to train people to fly the planes they got.

Good loving luck with that. Guys who have never flown will be shot down before they even realise wtf is going on.

Or with any luck, they'll learn to fly but not to land.

they were flying and landing all day






in mig 21s so yes I bet there are people foaming at the mouth waiting for them to "attack". goes from difficult asymmetric warfare to precisely the kind of warfare the west is brutally efficient at blowing the gently caress up instantly

ThisGuy
Aug 16, 2014

This Fuckin' Guy
ISIS is a lot of former Baath party dudes who were told to take their gear and go home after the US invaded Iraq. It's not super surprising that they aren't the bumbling idiots that they were made out to be earlier in the year.

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
Wow look at all that equipment with specialized parts they can't maintain

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
trust me, them using tanks and otherwise very obvious heavy weapons is giving the US boners right now. Like someone just cranked up let the bodies hit the floor to 11 in an apache right now

like this but against tanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaufhZv84Gk

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
who cares. let the tribes murder it out. equilibrium will eventually develop.

or not.



who cares.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Robo Reagan posted:

We should drop off our ebola patients outside of some isis bases and see what happens

Wouldn't it be better to aerosol the ebola patients bodies inside their bases?

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
I support ISIS and their struggle against the Judeo American parasites

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

lmao @ anyone mad/disgusted by this video

these people wanted this to happen to them its literally their mantra

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
American theftmachines blowing up other american theftmachies is the ultimate win for the hundreds of thousands of utter parasites feeding their groverhouses with pentagon welfare.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Tautologicus posted:

Their will is strong and their faith is pure

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

1gnoirents posted:

trust me, them using tanks and otherwise very obvious heavy weapons is giving the US boners right now. Like someone just cranked up let the bodies hit the floor to 11 in an apache right now

like this but against tanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaufhZv84Gk

I enjoyed this a lot.

Is there any of them blowing up taliban while loving a donkey?

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

it's been 15 years but we can finally use these anti-tank weapons

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Faffel posted:

it's been 15 years but we can finally use these anti-tank weapons

on our own tanks!

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Isis is going to do something super wacky next like using y ynstead of i

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

Al Borland posted:

on our own tanks!

judging from what i know of military personnel, this isn't a bad thing?

Faffel fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Oct 20, 2014

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
this isnt ISIS related exactly but gently caress this is some amazing poo poo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvuwUxaJmlo&t=50s

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

1gnoirents posted:

trust me, them using tanks and otherwise very obvious heavy weapons is giving the US boners right now. Like someone just cranked up let the bodies hit the floor to 11 in an apache right now

like this but against tanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaufhZv84Gk

hmmm for some guys expecting virgins in paradise they sure run away a lot from their own martyrdom.

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

Chinatown posted:

this isnt ISIS related exactly but gently caress this is some amazing poo poo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvuwUxaJmlo&t=50s

it's eerie how similar this is to a real, well-modded arma 2 session

the only thing is in arma 2 you dont get the boner from extinguishing a real human life

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Rakosi posted:

hmmm for some guys expecting virgins in paradise they sure run away a lot from their own martyrdom.

lol dude, like this was clearly not in the middle of some town square or shooting into a random building and I fully believe these guys would love to put a bullet in my head, but that being said... I don't believe you can blame anybody for trying to run away from raining death from something you can do absolutely nothing about


Chinatown posted:

this isnt ISIS related exactly but gently caress this is some amazing poo poo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvuwUxaJmlo&t=50s

early syrian rebel videos were super hardcore and badass sometimes. now its all hosed up though of course. there are lots of compilation videos with footage from both sides in the same fight

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Chinatown posted:

this isnt ISIS related exactly but gently caress this is some amazing poo poo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvuwUxaJmlo&t=50s

sweeet

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

wish arma 3 would get mods and a player base i could play with imo for some of this sick action

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Faffel posted:

it's eerie how similar this is to a real, well-modded arma 2 session

the only thing is in arma 2 you dont get the boner from extinguishing a real human life

if you watch the left carefully you see a guy roll out the back horribly marred Im guessing. Pretty hilarious as he runs out screaming in agony blindy and then is gunned down when he runs the wrong direction.

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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Al Borland posted:

if you watch the left carefully you see a guy roll out the back horribly marred Im guessing. Pretty hilarious as he runs out screaming in agony blindy and then is gunned down when he runs the wrong direction.

It should have been you

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