friends watch porn posted:

I remember when a TCC mod told another forums user to try out LSD instead when he was trying to quit drugs or something.

Rat Flavoured Rats posted:

really i hadn't heard of this????? is this new?!

friends watch porn posted:

a tcc user was asking for help wrt rehab but instead the mod was like "lol u loser, just do LSD instead"

good stuff

gggiiimmmppp posted:

Contributing to the corpus of goon drug horror stories....


A few days ago I had been up late due to amphetmaines, took 100mg or so of Benadryl and it didn't work, and I apparently found my way into the ambien. Then, apparently, I went to radio shack at 9am to buy some relays I needed for a project, and stopped to visit my grandparents. My grandmother offered me breakfast, but I went out to the car for some reason and left without eating it. She later described my behavior as erratic. Then I tried to drive to god knows where, and I did this, with my car:

My car is totaled, fortunately I will be ok and no one else was injured. I've got a fee bruised ribs, a whack on my forehead and accompanying black eye, and gashes on my elbow and knee but I was wearing my seatbelt and the airbag deployed so that was the extent of the bodily harm. I flushed the rest of my ambien, adderall, 4-fa etc (the first two, legit scripts). gently caress all of this poo poo, if I can't figure out how to function without I deserve to be a disfunctional fuckup.

gggiiimmmppp posted:

doc won't prescribe any more pain meds, told me this morning to quit cold turkey and don't even take ibuprofen because I'm a young guy and less is better!

qp of bali [translation: 1/4 lb of unregulated opiates from Thailand] came in the mail today

Mange Mite posted:

i like the stories from guys taking some sort of russian hell drug and like waking up three months later jobless and taking delivery of a baby grand for their 4th floor apartment

Cthulu Carl posted:

Wait, didn't get hat actually happen? I at least remember some goon buying a piano while drunk/high

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CascadingStyleSheet posted:

I bought a sheet of Che Guevara blotter paper off the net to apply mine to once it arrives. I got that one because it's just a simple black and white of the iconic picture everyone knows and I'm worried about ingesting a load of toxic ink. I have no idea how they print them but it seems like an unhealthy thing to eat. I would have gotten a blank sheet if I could. I sure as hell wouldn't make my own with an inkjet printer.

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I just had one square so i'll see if I turn into a ragging zombie.

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Took this shiuff on friday, maybe onyta a few git or ` 10 I don;r remenef Now a day leter and i feell on other planet, track a 6 pod tea to sttle down. Cant barlwly walk or anthing.

I can't have goone far or downwaything
Thisi stuff with will wreck you and make
Thnkgg I just need freech air

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I kook my first does friday and now it suddenly monday,I ‘m still too cross-eyed to write properly but never really had any positive effect during that time. Cant’ wait for this poo poo ti sbe to gone so I can juct get on wth wahat i’m doing.
Had a few fhours oa work and feel better. Very hard to forn any thoughtsm feel dizzy and crosseyed and very tried. I reality hope ll these clocks are correct.
Total zonbification.
Don’t think i’ll do again. Nasy Hangover at this amount.

[editorial note: at the time this was written, it was not Monday. Anywhere.]

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Shasta Orange Soda posted:

Oh Jesus. I had exactly two beers with some eyeballed phenaz on Sunday night. All I remember is hanging out with my roommate, listening to music, and playing video games.

I don't remember this, but I woke up from my benzo sleep for a little while on Monday morning (8:30, according to my computer) and went on eBay. I used the Buy It Now option for an Apple 3GS 16GB unlocked/jailbroken iPhone for $700!! gently caress! It looks like I didn't pay for it, though (or maybe I tried to and didn't have enough in my account), so I'm going to try and get out of it.

iPhones are sorta cool and it makes sense that I'd want one, but I also placed a $50$100.00 bid on a Vose & Sons Antique Grand Upright Piano and only lost because it wasn't enough for the reserve. Yeah. I've never known how to play an instrument in my life, don't have room for a piano, and a million other reasons why that bid was a bad idea.

Apparently, after placing those bids, I went back to sleep for another 8 or 9 hours.

I really can't get over how supremely retarded all of this was. And the topper is that the phenaz afterglow lasts so long that I didn't realize any of this until 36 hours after it happened!

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MY short story:
100 mg from the guy with ac cool bottles.
Random acetoe that claims is 100% (looked good when mixed, local CVS said they couldn't order the pyrol blah blah without a prescriotion.

Mix it in a pretty botle and noting appears to be floating. Sp after mixing it again loking for flote3s with a baby syrange get about ~.ml. Sutff burns. Staying home the night so I get ~.4ml burns again.

Dunno why but it is 4 PM the next day, not sure all of last day, games tv what not. Well I dropped my laptop off my bed bed and broke the damamaged power connector. In a spictual mmoment I half assed it back to life. I go somewhere arwsome for food and get capsules fomr the health story. So after fuddling wwith the caps to to little degree (Fell out of chair nad had flour everythwerer) I decieded break my computer cord again. SO i do the dumbest thing of all and go met my friends at whooters, which isn't fair away. The problem is my roomate made goood food I was eating and driving and I had forgetting my glasses which help at night and get pulled over. He ask me where I live, wherer I am comforming from and if I have been drinking (think he asked that twice). I had turned my car off and was going to look for my papers when he said to be caeful and drove off. One slilver of chance might have been the non alochol reak, or record of no such actions, or that asian food is aerdsomr.

Home and safe, last day a litte hazzy but It my englighted time I fixed the cord slightly better and going to get on the capping wagon again. PS spelling sucks, also not including much dosage because mine has been not as accurate as one wou;d dsire

Be safe all.

[editorial note: Yes, this guy is drinking paint thinner/nail polish remover]

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JooseOnTheLoose posted:

holy poo poo where to begin. I tried just a little and it was great. Slept most of the day. Few weeks later monday, i try a little more. I wake up tuesday night with a broken arm from crashing my motorcycle in a parking lot,, walk 30 miles the wrong direction home, in the middle of the night, Cop pulls me aside and wis wondering where I’m going (home No ID No money, no cellphone, but keys thankfully), I fail a sobriety test as it as 30 or so out raining and I was cold shivering so i think i got some leniancy. Thankfully he gave me a lift. Wakup wednesday to an email that said if I wasn’t in the hospital i was fired, and my fiances father called and said if I called her again he’d get a restraining order.

Now i find out that despite being in the hospital, I’m still fired. Learn from my lesson folks, you will loose the love of your life and despite being a week later have no idea why. Loose your job, and in a month or so your apartment. I have basically no where to go.

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itching, still trying to fight the urge to just pop open this baggy and got nuts with it.

Yeah, I guess the next obstacle will be convincing the pharmacy chick to order 500ml PG USP grade without any stupid questions.

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phenazepamn. its suspposded tio be sundaymorning, i think mu cats are lyins so get getc more cuddlinbg units. cheaky bastars

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Welp, my sponsored 500mg are gone, I went to the hospital for allegedly suicide and can't remember a drat thing. I'd say it was totally worth it. Would not do again, DXM and shrooms for me from now on


But hey, I managed to get my totally-anti drug girlfriend to try a low dose of DXM, and she loved it. Next time she's going for a 2nd plateau with headphones and on my birthday we'll do shrooms. Life? Life is good.

Equine Don posted:

I can't remember anything anymore, on account of the soviet mind medicine I've been doing.

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So I mixed up a 2mg/ml solution and I'm going to drop 2mg before I go to work (t-minus 1 hour.)

So I ended up dropping 1mg, waiting a half hour, then dropping 1.5mg. A lot of clumsiness, people accusing me of being drunk at work, etc. Not a whole lot in the way of memory loss. Considering dosing 4mg tomorrow morning first thing, thoughts?

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been in hospital past two days

no car now

Apparently I got called to work Wednesday morning, got there, clocked in, took a few orders, was told to go home. on way home, I wrecked, flipping my car and breaking a wheel off. got taken to a local commmunity hospital, life-flighting to a bigger one and that takes up all of thursday. last night appartently i tried to kill myself with 12 percocets (i got them as pain meds for my wreck) and herei am now

no car, no pain meds, and no telephones

i flushed the rest of my phenazepam, gently caress that poo poo right good.

dont do this you just forget days of your life and get clumsy, not a fun drug

I'm dead loving serious. Now the people I live with won't give me any of my pain meds so i'm loving doubling up over in pain over here.

my arms feel roadrashed, but that's just from all the tape and IVs they gave me.

seriously gently caress this poo poo.

e: a cool edit in the story is that the two guys who were with me during the life-flight transfer thing gave me 100mg dilaudid twice, they were both paramedics and really cool guys.

my accident tox screen came clean though, i havent had a clear enough head to investigate but someone told me it was a six panel

Figured I'd follow up on this. Since I forget December 1st - December 4thish, here's the entire story.

I dosed 2.5mg on December 1st, and then went to work. I don't remember much else about this day, pretty sure nothing big happened.

Wednesday, 11:00am: I dose 6mg.

Wednesday, 11:40am: I leave my house in my work clothes, wearing no shoes.

Wednesday, 11:55am: I arrive at work, apparently after swerving all over the road and almost hitting a telephone pole near our local library.

The telephone pole is on the right side of the road, in-between the road and the library. According to a friend who witnessed me driving to work, he thought I was going to the library.

Wednesday, 12:00pm - 12:07pm: I apparently have not only fallen down, but passed out. The big cheese is at work currently, but from what I recall has said nothing to me. A lower manager asks me to go sit down because I am apparently hosed up. I, instead, walk out to my car and proceed to head home.

Wednesday, 12:13pm: According to the State Highway Patrol's report, I struck a deer and went off the right side of the road. I then took out a 10 foot tall advertisement sign, ramped my SUV (an Oldsmobile Bravada) up a dead tree, flipping it on its left side. I remember the car being sideways, and having a cracked windshield.

Wednesday, between 12:15 and 12:30pm: Someone helps me out my passenger door and sits me in their car until the squads arrive.

Wednesday, before nighttime: I call my work and tell them I got in a car accident, effectively freaking them out. I also threaten to kill my lesser manager for loving with my family (I have no clue how that even makes sense.) I am taken to [LOCAL HOSPITAL HERE], apparently complaining about stomach and elbow pains. Doctors fear internal injuries, and determine that I should be life-flighted to a bigger hospital. Bad weather prevents me from being flown, and I must be taken via ambulance to a bigger hospital.

Wednesday, during the transfer: Two paramedics administer 200mcg of Dilaudid to me, and I remember having a normal conversation with them, just not what it was about.

Wednesday, sometime between 3pm and 9pm, at [BIGGER HOSPITAL HERE]: I am admitted with bradycardia (HELLO OPIATES AND BENZOS) and vehicular injuries. Apparently my sister comes into my room, crying and screaming. I eject my family from my hospital room.

Thursday, 4:30pm: I am discharged from [BIGGER HOSPITAL HERE]. I remember not being able to lift my head, and being wheeled out of the hospital without moving any part of my body.

Friday, 1:00am: I consume 12 percocets (prescribed for pain) to try and kill myself.

Friday, 2:30am: I receive activated charcoal and get my stomach pumped.

Friday, 3:xxpm: I am threatened by the hospital's psych that if I don't take some Wellbutrin and Celexa (meds that I was previously on) that I would not be allowed to leave the hospital until the 72 hour observation period ended. I said, gently caress that poo poo and took them.

Friday, 6:30pm: I am discharged from [SMALLER HOSPITAL HERE].

All in all, my medical bills are something of $26,000 and my SUV is totaled. I blew the front two tires (THEY WERE LESS THAN ONE WEEK OLD ) I didn't break any bones, just a few bruises. No citation from the Highway Patrol, nobody else hurt, everybody's happy.

Equine Don posted:

They taught me the correct way to smoke fentanyl patches, which has helped me immensely in getting ahead in life.

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My phen is just floating around kind of like a suspension, and some just falls and sits at the bottom... how long do you typically have to wait for it to dissolve? I'm using 4oz of PG here. I was very impressed with myself when I found 99.7% USP for a decent price online.

Opening the vial was a piece of work. Just used needlenose pliers and yanked the fucker open. Tried to stab the rubber open with a nail clipper, got through but no hole. Licked the end of the stabby thing, was barely any white on it. I figured oh why the gently caress not. I figure it's placebo but the back of my head feels weird, like the back upper right and left, and my eyes feel like tired sorta. Placebo or joosed?

EDIT: pretty sure it was placebo, however i have flakes sitting at the bottom of my PG... they won't seem to dissolve. i'm going to class, be back in an hour, hopefully they'll have dissolved when i get back. what the gently caress

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update!: choir went well, really going nuts this weekend and taking another 3mL completlely which ended up being like 2.5mg of phen, combined in a bottle of generic cough syrup (lovely cherry metallic) plus half a can of dr pepper, and i'm using coffee, very dark and bitter, to chase. loving GET SOME GO GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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edot2: i brewed a small cup of DARK MAGIC and it's tje jarsjest, aciditic coffee i habe, so i was like gently caress yall lovely tastin niggas. i just realized tha ti am ....what thef gently caress was on my head? llllllllolll anwyan i'm definitely joosed amnda a guy just same to our table today ad w as iklke WHAT UP you guys================== ir sietmomthuin like that i don teven know. it was ricidulous
byebye shoirtterm memoryz,

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Steampunk iPhone posted:

Steampunk iPhone posted:

Also when people talk about eyeballing phenazepam (dosing without using a scale/volumetric measurement) you should keep in mind that 500 micrograms - 1 mg is enough to get you seriously hosed up. The effective doses are barely visible to the human eye

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossair_Flight_498 posted:

Crossair Flight 498 was a commuter flight from Zurich, Switzerland, to Dresden, Germany, that crashed two minutes after takeoff in the Swiss municipality of Niederhasli on 10 January 2000. The seven passengers and three crew members aboard the two-turboprop engine Saab 340B aircraft all died on impact. It was the first fatal crash for the Swiss regional airline Crossair in its 25-year history.

The official report into the disaster found that the crash was due to a loss of control resulting from multiple human failures.

[...]
An examination of pilot Pavel Gruzin's body revealed traces of the tranquilizer Phenazepam in his muscle tissue. Examiners also found an open packet of the Russian-made drug in baggage belonging to Gruzin.

serious norman posted:

Tcc is the only genuinely funny forum on this site.

friends watch porn posted:

I remember when the guy from TCC passed out in his car and died