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AXE COP
Apr 16, 2010

i always feel like

somebody's watching me
Clearly MMM has just woken up and is staring bleary eyed at the bit on the mafia doc that says "axe cop is far too smart and handsome and probably well-endowed and needs to get lynched".

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Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
Jeez I'm sorry. I thought we were playing mafia, not having high tea with the queen.

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


Chili posted:

Jeez I'm sorry. I thought we were playing mafia, not having high tea with the queen.

Then when your forced as gently caress case falls through you get indignant, okay. ##vote Chili

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

apostateCourier posted:

Then when your forced as gently caress case falls through you get indignant, okay. ##vote Chili

I like the cut of your jib, fine player.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

MildManeredManikin posted:

So axe cop: likely scum imo

serious

AXE COP
Apr 16, 2010

i always feel like

somebody's watching me
A new line appears on the mafia doc: "seriously get rid of this guy -- chili". MMM nods. His jaw tightens as his finger hovers over the post button. He knows what he must do.

AXE COP
Apr 16, 2010

i always feel like

somebody's watching me
Seriously though it's weird that you've jumped on me the moment I expressed even the slightest suspicion about chili's intentions.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Go on.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Axe cop apparently has access to mafia docs... hmm suspicous

AXE COP
Apr 16, 2010

i always feel like

somebody's watching me
Look buddy I'm staring at the doc right now and I'm definitely not on there, so...

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Hey capps I recently accessed your source of clairvoyance, it was pretty cool.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Talk to me about chili, axe master. Do you think his case on zizzle is serious?

AXE COP
Apr 16, 2010

i always feel like

somebody's watching me
I don't know, friend. Are we still in jokephase? Has everyone been serious since post 1? These are mysteries that may never be answered.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Hm.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
look i dunno about you but as a mafia player i am ALWAYS serious, so get your act together axe cop... or you might just get... AXED

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

AXE COP posted:

I don't know, friend. Are we still in jokephase? Has everyone been serious since post 1? These are mysteries that may never be answered.
What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
This is serious poo poo man. I'd be careful though, I've heard Apostate is an anti-semite so take his hesitancy towards my case with a HUGE grain of salt.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
You know, I think I can actually get a little serious here:

AXE COP posted:

Yeah that's a little reaching there chum.

This is really off to me.

##vote Axe Cop

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Chili posted:

Seriously? He's getting a vote going on something totally unrelated to finding scum. It's a stupid distraction and it's a beautifully scummy smokescreen to hide behind.

Dude has to go.
Why should we believe you over Rick? We know you're a hypocrite.

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


Chili posted:

This is serious poo poo man. I'd be careful though, I've heard Apostate is an anti-semite so take his hesitancy towards my case with a HUGE grain of salt.

Her.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

I already told you, Prostate Man is a really good name for a superhero.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Poison Mushroom posted:

Why should we believe you over Rick? We know you're a hypocrite.

Because I have these pictures of my bird eating an apple:





girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Chili posted:

I already told you, Prostate Man is a really good name for a superhero.
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe gently caress yourself.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Poison Mushroom posted:

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe gently caress yourself.

Ewwww, guess the gloves have come off then?

No reason for this to get nutso.

Apostate, I don't know you, I am being stupid and reckless with my posting. I apologize. From now on I will do my best to remember to refer to you in the proper gender and I'll use your correct name.

Can we lynch AXE COP now?

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

What the hell is happening

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Quidnose posted:

What the hell is happening

We could ask you the same thing Mrs. Nose.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Quid seems suspicious! Maybe we should kill him quick!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
See everyone? This is how you become a leader.

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

apostateCourier posted:

Then when your forced as gently caress case falls through you get indignant, okay. ##vote Chili

I don't like the cut of this jib, actually.

##vote apostate

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

AXE COP posted:

I don't know, friend. Are we still in jokephase? Has everyone been serious since post 1? These are mysteries that may never be answered.

I don't like this post either!

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

I like that bird photo post though :3:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Chili posted:

Can we lynch AXE COP now?
What we have here is failure to communicate.

##vote Chili

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

No I actually think Chili might be on to something with his AXE COP case.

Not the other one on zz top.

yuming
Feb 26, 2008

dance dance dance

Quidnose posted:

I like that bird photo post though :3:
I love birds!

yuming
Feb 26, 2008

dance dance dance

Hal Incandenza posted:

Quid seems suspicious! Maybe we should kill him quick!
Tell me more, dear Hal.

yuming
Feb 26, 2008

dance dance dance
##vote MMM

~feeling~

Based on--

AXE COP posted:

Yeah that vote on zzy is a little reaching there chum.

MildManeredManikin posted:

So axe cop: likely scum imo

MildManeredManikin posted:

Talk to me about chili, axe master. Do you think his case on zizzle is serious?
MMM calls Axe scummy, then asks Axe to explain his option on Chili's vote on zzy.

I think the question doesn't come across as a sincere effort to hunt scum because MMM is already going after Axe.

It reads like he's trying to get Axe to generate MMM's case for him. That perspective is scummy.

~thoughts?~

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

AXE COP is sure making some awkward jokes but I think his initial joke was town

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Yuming that's an interesting point on MMM but I think it's more likely D1 opinion blowing in the wind than insincere trying to find what sticks.

What do you think of my AXE COP quote where axe dodged MMM's question rather than answering it either way?

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Hal Incandenza posted:

AXE COP is sure making some awkward jokes but I think his initial joke was town

Want to make sure we're talking about the same thing:

AXE COP posted:

Yeah that's a little reaching there chum.

Felt super contrived and awkward.

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Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

yuming posted:

##vote MMM

~feeling~

Based on--



MMM calls Axe scummy, then asks Axe to explain his option on Chili's vote on zzy.

I think the question doesn't come across as a sincere effort to hunt scum because MMM is already going after Axe.

It reads like he's trying to get Axe to generate MMM's case for him. That perspective is scummy.

~thoughts?~

Not quite seeing it.

When I have a tentative read on someone, I'll ask similar questions to confirm/deny. It's a null for me.

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