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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Thats right goons and goonettes, what the gently caress are y'all doing tonight?

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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

texaholic posted:

Thats right goons and goonettes, what the gently caress are y'all doing tonight?

Posting in GBS before performing some hard labor.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Chris Awful posted:

Posting in GBS before performing some hard labor.

you fuckin yo fatass wife tonight or something?

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


autoerotic asphyxiation

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

Holla.


Did I do that right?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I will not

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

autoerotic asphyxiation

poo poo don't kill yourself and remember to clean up afterwards

Demora posted:

Holla.


Did I do that right?

if you have to ask you didn't...

Gaunab posted:

I will not

aight player

Wet Bandit
Nov 6, 2005

Bout to gently caress a pot o gumbo what it do wit you

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Wet Bandit posted:

Bout to gently caress a pot o gumbo what it do wit you

seafood or chick'n'sausage?

There is only one acceptable answer here.

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

texaholic posted:


if you have to ask you didn't...

Damnit. Sorry, I'll try harder.

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


texaholic posted:

poo poo don't kill yourself and remember to clean up afterwards


You're alright

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
what are you looking for with this thread. like waht kind of posts are you wanting here. i'm just curious and conducting an interview texaholic

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

g0lbez posted:

what are you looking for with this thread. like waht kind of posts are you wanting here. i'm just curious and conducting an interview texaholic

Just fuckin' post whatever, I don't give a gently caress. If it is tight I will respond

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

drinking whiskey, op

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

TEAYCHES posted:

drinking whiskey, op

sounds legit boss

good poo poo or cheap poo poo

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

texaholic posted:

Just fuckin' post whatever, I don't give a gently caress. If it is tight I will respond

haha ok i guess i'm just trying to figure out why someone would post such a poo poo thread like how drunk are you. if you say drunker than i am then you would be wrong

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

texaholic posted:

sounds legit boss

good poo poo or cheap poo poo

jim beam so

good cheap poo poo

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
I bought a 20pc nugget and a large fry from mcdon's cause I wanted to play the monopoly and holy poo poo these "nugs" are loving awful it's like they'r breaded in newspaper lol drat I'm an idiot.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

g0lbez posted:

haha ok i guess i'm just trying to figure out why someone would post such a poo poo thread like how drunk are you. if you say drunker than i am then you would be wrong

this doesn't make any fuckin' sense, put down the blunt son

Whirlwind Jones posted:

I bought a 20pc nugget and a large fry from mcdon's cause I wanted to play the monopoly and holy poo poo these "nugs" are loving awful it's like they'r breaded in newspaper lol drat I'm an idiot.

enjoy your constipation.

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
ok i guess this is tonight's official drunk thread then

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Whirlwind Jones posted:

I bought a 20pc nugget and a large fry from mcdon's cause I wanted to play the monopoly and holy poo poo these "nugs" are loving awful it's like they'r breaded in newspaper lol drat I'm an idiot.

you have to use a torch lighter and suck it in for at least 20 seconds dude. its not gonna work otherwise. the mcparticulates only activate at a high heat

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Slurping a slurpee OP. From 7/11

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


are we roleplaying as baby boomers pretending to be "black"

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

are we roleplaying as baby boomers pretending to be "black"

Are you roleplaying as a dick?

Clayren
Jun 4, 2008

grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal
I'm drinking wal-mart off-brand kool aid from a personalized mug OP

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

are we roleplaying as baby boomers pretending to be "black"

haha ya and like wat's up with those people who wear their pants down all low. like are they a gay fag or something?? lmao

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

guzzling some scope that i sprinkled a few of those lemonade water flavor packets into

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
got a chubby bitchboy tied up in the basement, gonna paint my nails and update my fantasy roster and then go spank his tiny dick with a ruler

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

roboshit posted:

guzzling some scope that i sprinkled a few of those lemonade water flavor packets into

stay safe poverty ghost

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Are you roleplaying as a dick?

Naw he actually is a dick

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
loving your mom

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

whoflungpoop posted:

got a chubby bitchboy tied up in the basement, gonna paint my nails and update my fantasy roster and then go spank his tiny dick with a ruler

That is some pulp fiction poo poo, if it is consensual aight playa

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

texaholic posted:

That is some pulp fiction poo poo, if it is consensual aight playa

yeah man it's all in love. our safeword is 'aggies'

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
'Bout to go to work downtown Austin.

gently caress you.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Yo I just hit Popeyes and got a shitload of fried chicken

Gonna head back to my crib to listen to some dope Eric B and Rakim, drink grape soda and eat that chicken

You down OP?

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

whoflungpoop posted:

got a chubby bitchboy tied up in the basement, gonna paint my nails and update my fantasy roster and then go spank his tiny dick with a ruler

I always wondered what you did on my off days.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

whoflungpoop posted:

yeah man it's all in love. our safeword is 'aggies'

Yeah that is a good safe word, legit

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Hating texas with a white passion

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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Luvcow posted:

Yo I just hit Popeyes and got a shitload of fried chicken

Gonna head back to my crib to listen to some dope Eric B and Rakim, drink grape soda and eat that chicken

You down OP?

OK sure, I will call up some dtf bitches for later on

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