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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

TontoCorazon posted:

Hating texas with a white passion

White people hate everything that ain't like them

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress texas

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Harald posted:

gently caress texas

gently caress you too

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Mexicans need to take back texas.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

texaholic posted:

OK sure, I will call up some dtf bitches for later on

You alright in my book Tex

*throws you a 40*

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
your gimmick needs some polishing

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I just had Eggos and scotch for dinner.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

No. 6 posted:

I just had Eggos and scotch for dinner.

Bachelor spotted, we gonna hit up the Titty bar this Friday hollaback

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Wrong dude. I'm married and the wife is home. This is just a dontgiveafuck night.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

TontoCorazon posted:

Mexicans need to take back texas.

Yeah sure whatever

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

No. 6 posted:

Wrong dude. I'm married and the wife is home. This is just a dontgiveafuck night.

Yo you swingers?

Me and Tex could come over and cuck that poo poo.

Yo Tex, you in!?

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

No. 6 posted:

Wrong dude. I'm married and the wife is home. This is just a dontgiveafuck night.

drat can't tell if you won or lost the marriage lottery

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Luvcow posted:

Yo you swingers?

Me and Tex could come over and cuck that poo poo.

Yo Tex, you in!?

Hell yeah

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

i'm a swinger come on over i'm sure creepy colon will bust in here to remind you of it any minute now

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
watching street fighter tournie eating pizza and thinking about how cool my homie Texaholic is.

STAY SAFE FROM THAT EBOLA HOMEBOY.

E:

Shoutouts to Luvcow too luvcow you bring the luv where its needed.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Al Borland posted:

watching street fighter tournie eating pizza and thinking about how cool my homie Texaholic is.

STAY SAFE FROM THAT EBOLA HOMEBOY.

E:

Shoutouts to Luvcow too luvcow you bring the luv where its needed.

Yo *eyes moisten*

I love you to Al

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Her best friend is here too. You can have a swinger cuck where I just watch you two go to town on a couple of chicks.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

No. 6 posted:

Her best friend is here too. You can have a swinger cuck where I just watch you two go to town on a couple of chicks.

Aight but no homo poo poo you can watch or whatever just keep your distance, also if Al wants to gently caress your wife he can too.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

No. 6 posted:

Her best friend is here too. You can have a swinger cuck where I just watch you two go to town on a couple of chicks.

Oh poo poo yo :dance:

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Haha, as if I'd even let another goon look at my wife. She's my property, not yours.

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe
i let my laundry build up because the place i bought has this old rear end GE spacemaker stack from the 70s i hate using but i'm going on a trip friday and need that poo poo ready. been spending two hours doing laundry and recording some piano/guitar parts for a thing i'm doing with a buddy

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
having a beer and listening to music, its been a pretty good day today

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Here you go Tex. This is as close as you'll get.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
LMAO she got a butterface....

Mauvais
Jul 24, 2002

HUZZAH
hello I am doing well and enjoying a glass of merlot and a fine PC multi-player game with a friend who says hello and I called my mother to see how she is and she also says hello :)

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

She was once a man, but we're happy now.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Mauvais posted:

hello I am doing well and enjoying a glass of merlot and a fine PC multi-player game with a friend who says hello and I called my mother to see how she is and she also says hello :)

Yeah you a goon, enjoy your night

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

What part of the Lone Star state do you reside?

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

No. 6 posted:

What part of the Lone Star state do you reside?

Houston, grew up in Carrollton

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

texaholic posted:

Houston, grew up in Carrollton

Yeesh.

Oh well. I lived out by Grapevine for years. Was glad to get the hell out. How do you deal with your crippling locational depression?

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

texaholic posted:

Houston, grew up in Carrollton

what are the negative sides to growing up in texas. i want to know.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Mauvais posted:

hello I am doing well and enjoying a glass of merlot and a fine PC multi-player game with a friend who says hello and I called my mother to see how she is and she also says hello :)

So how did you meet your mother?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

No. 6 posted:

Here you go Tex. This is as close as you'll get.



She got no rear end bro

smdh

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Duh, she 1/2 asian. Asians ain't got the ghetto booty.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

No. 6 posted:

Yeesh.

Oh well. I lived out by Grapevine for years. Was glad to get the hell out. How do you deal with your crippling locational depression?

poo poo it aint depressing



g0lbez posted:

what are the negative sides to growing up in texas. i want to know.


None except ain't no better place, so I guess it never gets better

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

texaholic posted:

poo poo it aint depressing


What's the farthest you've travelled? How about the most foreign place you've been?

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

No. 6 posted:

What's the farthest you've travelled? How about the most foreign place you've been?

Little Asian town or whatever off bissonnet got some good dim sum

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I can never tell if you are truly a Texan, or just a gimmick. Either way, good for you. I hope you live a rich and full life experiencing only a tiny fraction of what existence on earth has to offer. :cool:

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

No. 6 posted:

I can never tell if you are truly a Texan, or just a gimmick. Either way, good for you. I hope you live a rich and full life experiencing only a tiny fraction of what existence on earth has to offer. :cool:

The joke is I am both

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Snapdrak
Apr 21, 2011
Texas is cool, except in the summer, haha

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