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Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
I drink all kinds of booze.

I sell all kinds of booze.

I sell it to worthless assholes like you.

Tell me what you like to drink, and I'll tell you why you're a loser for liking it.

Ask me questions about booze, and I'll give you a condescending answer.

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Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
i only drink everclear and 151

can i ask what you drink?

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I don't drink but I buy goose island IPA and anything new Belgium for friends as gifts

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Clitch posted:

I drink all kinds of booze.

I sell all kinds of booze.

I sell it to worthless assholes like you.

Tell me what you like to drink, and I'll tell you why you're a loser for liking it.

Ask me questions about booze, and I'll give you a condescending answer.

old english 800

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I drink Evan Williams every day of my stupid, rapidly shortening life. Have at you!

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Rajjoble posted:

i only drink everclear and 151

can i ask what you drink?

Wow. You're loving boring. You're that guy who's drunk five minutes into the party, and acting like a dumbass way before the appropriate energy's there. The party's at a solid 3, and steadily rising, and you're already trying to gently caress the host's dog.

It's my job to know a lot about spirits, so I drink mostly liquor, but I drink everything. Mostly whisky.

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
but i dont go to parties!

:ohdear:

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
bourbon but I honestly couldn't give less of a poo poo about you, human being.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I only drink beer but I drink all kinds. I like yuengling when I'm traveling since I can't get it at home, so let's go with that

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i drink evan williams, sometimes something more expensive. st george's gin. and beer.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Maui blue Hawaiian

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
if u only drink liquor without weed u could be doing so much better with liquor + a little :420:

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008

Clitch posted:


I sell it to worthless assholes like you.


So you work at Total Wine, or what?

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 694 days!)

i drink beer. cheap and good kinds. difficulty: i'm not fat, yet

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 258 days!)

cheapest rotgut vodka + flavorings

owl milk
Jun 28, 2011
water

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Neukoln19 posted:

I don't drink but I buy goose island IPA and anything new Belgium for friends as gifts

You don't drink, you just buy popular beer for your stupid friends. Right-O.

TOILETLORD posted:

old english 800

I'm assuming you're white, because you're posting on this forum. So you're either white trash, or you're middle class and your guilt compels you to try and live like a poor person to know their struggle.

Either that, or you're just poor and trying to drink away the misery. Try crack.

Solid Poopsnake posted:

I drink Evan Williams every day of my stupid, rapidly shortening life. Have at you!

Your choice in whiskey is most likely 90% identity politics. Pro-tip: Drinking poo poo bourbon doesn't make you anymore down to earth or populist.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


whatever beers cheapest at the gas station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pv9H0r75XM

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
Shiner or steel reserve weekdays, Jameson on weekends

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013
I like Kayak Colsch from Great Lakes brewery.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

I only drink bespoke mead brewed from honey taken from the hives built astride my villa, using a strain of yeast cultivated originally by my great great grandfather, whilst whipping the poor

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

I wish I had some whiskey

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I drink scotch

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
He's right. The friends I'd buy beer for are kind of dumb.

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Clitch posted:

Your choice in whiskey is most likely 90% identity politics. Pro-tip: Drinking poo poo bourbon doesn't make you anymore down to earth or populist.

Uncanny insights from the dude at BevMo

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Rajjoble posted:

but i dont go to parties!

:ohdear:

Then you're just sad. You probably eat a lot of ramen too.


Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

bourbon but I honestly couldn't give less of a poo poo about you, human being.

Glad you posted to let me know you don't care. Keep up the good work, shithead.


jackyl posted:

I only drink beer but I drink all kinds. I like yuengling when I'm traveling since I can't get it at home, so let's go with that

gently caress Yuengling. Seriously.


Mariana Horchata posted:

if u only drink liquor without weed u could be doing so much better with liquor + a little :420:

Go be worthless somewhere else.

Viggen posted:

cheapest rotgut vodka + flavorings

Poor.


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

whatever beers cheapest at the gas station


Just like dear old dad would do, before your nightly beating?

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Clitch posted:

Then you're just sad. You probably eat a lot of ramen too.


Glad you posted to let me know you don't care. Keep up the good work, shithead.


gently caress Yuengling. Seriously.


Go be worthless somewhere else.


Poor.


Just like dear old dad would do, before your nightly beating?

Looks like the OP been drinking SALTY Dogs

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

white_women.jpg

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I just started getting into Knob Creek

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i drink pretty rarely but when i do i get $6 bottles of kentucky gentleman

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

RadioactiveKid posted:

Shiner or steel reserve weekdays, Jameson on weekends

Descended from uneducated Irish immigrants, and no motivation to improve on that.


I am not a book posted:

I like Kayak Colsch from Great Lakes brewery.

Does it help wash down the second dickslap to the face Lebron gave Cleveland as good as the first?


Lucky Guy posted:

I only drink bespoke mead brewed from honey taken from the hives built astride my villa, using a strain of yeast cultivated originally by my great great grandfather, whilst whipping the poor

Do you keep that written down to help you stay in character at the Ren Faire, or do you have it memorized by now?

Motherfucker posted:

I drink scotch

Does it just say "Scotch" on the plain beige label wrapped around the plastic bottle? I'm guessing so.

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

I only drink alcohol that tastes like a desert because I'm fat.

Corkscrew
May 20, 2001

Nothing happened. I'm Julius Pepperwood. Let it go.

Clitch posted:

Your choice in whiskey is most likely 90% identity politics. Pro-tip: Drinking poo poo bourbon doesn't make you anymore down to earth or populist.

ahaha here's a guy who thinks evan williams is the pbr of bourbons

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Clitch posted:

Do you keep that written down to help you stay in character at the Ren Faire, or do you have it memorized by now?

I always told Mama that teaching the serfs their letters would lead to churlishness

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I bought a 48 case of Kirkland's Light Beer from Costco. 21.99

fuccboi fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Oct 16, 2014

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Clitch posted:

Does it just say "Scotch" on the plain beige label wrapped around the plastic bottle? I'm guessing so.

Actually its got like, gay little gold netting and it says Dimples 12 years.


I am drinking it alone


I am watching anime.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012
Bernheim or Bulleit with one ice cube.

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013

Clitch posted:

Does it help wash down the second dickslap to the face Lebron gave Cleveland as good as the first?

No idea, I live in IA, we aren't really big on basketball.

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde

Clitch posted:

Descended from uneducated Irish immigrants, and no motivation to improve on that.




this was actually pretty accurate except for the Irish bit

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i drink gin. own me op, i beg of you

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