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One time I bought this Crystal skull vodka as a gimmick for my friend. Obviously overpriced to poo poo. The worker kept rolling her eyes and looked at me like I was retarded, so I filed a complaint with management and the manager also sneered at me so I burnt the place down the end.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:30 |
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"Here is every carefully planned baby step you should take if you want to pretend you are inhaling a swamp fire while you get drunk."
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:30 |
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A good dunkel is a joy, honestly. Then again I'm a big fan of Mitteleuropean dark lagers in general.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:32 |
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I like minivans but I like being drunk more.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:36 |
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Muttonchips posted:One time I bought this Crystal skull vodka as a gimmick for my friend. Obviously overpriced to poo poo. The worker kept rolling her eyes and looked at me like I was retarded, so I filed a complaint with management and the manager also sneered at me so I burnt the place down the end. This was the right move, and I'm proud of you.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:37 |
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Muttonchips posted:One time I bought this Crystal skull vodka as a gimmick for my friend. Obviously overpriced to poo poo. The worker kept rolling her eyes and looked at me like I was retarded, so I filed a complaint with management and the manager also sneered at me so I burnt the place down the end. one good thing about crystal skull is that when you buy it youre giving money to dan aykroyd who is now totally insane.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:38 |
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Muttonchips posted:One time I bought this Crystal skull vodka as a gimmick for my friend. Obviously overpriced to poo poo. The worker kept rolling her eyes and looked at me like I was retarded, so I filed a complaint with management and the manager also sneered at me so I burnt the place down the end. Did you email Dan Aykroyd, and humbly request a high-five? Solid Poopsnake posted:"Here is every carefully planned baby step you should take if you want to pretend you are inhaling a swamp fire while you get drunk." Says the man who loves a whiskey that tastes like the result of a bucket of piss-soaked dirt from the track at Churchill Downs being fermented, distilled, and aged in the hollowed out stump of a tree.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:39 |
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lol booze snobs. the smuggest addicts.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:39 |
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Clitch posted:Says the man who loves a whiskey that tastes like the result of a bucket of piss-soaked dirt from the track at Churchill Downs being fermented, distilled, and aged in the hollowed out stump of a tree. I'm drinking it right now, and I couldn't be happier! What you described, I mean, not Evan.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:40 |
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Haverchuck posted:one good thing about crystal skull is that when you buy it youre giving money to dan aykroyd who is now totally insane. Agree this is a legit reason.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:40 |
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Cardiovorax posted:lol booze snobs. the smuggest addicts.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:41 |
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Cardiovorax posted:lol booze snobs. the smuggest addicts. It's not a booze thread without the identity politics crowd coming in to call people snobs.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:45 |
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"Sorry, I only spike heroin made from poppies grown in the Kapisa region and refined by Phan Nguyen of the Saigon Nguyens."
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:45 |
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Do you have any sad alcoholic customer stories? I want to hear em. Love me some late night schadenfreude.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:45 |
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I only drink old half empty jugs of gemclear from South Carolinian border stores
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:46 |
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Clitch posted:identity politics This is the second time you've referenced this, and I don't actually know what it means, so I thought I would clarify re: my identity: e: except significantly older and less attractive obvs
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:49 |
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I like bourbon, scotch, and gin the best. My go-tos are Buffalo Trace bourbon and Dorothy Parker gin. Also, I've been to a bar in NYC so pretentious that you need to make a reservation like 6 weeks in advance, and they don't advertise how to contact them, and the contact is an email address from a guy in London who will then ALLOW you to make your reservation in NYC. Then you walk through a lovely dive street to find an unmarked door and knock on it and a pretentious person deigns that you may enter upon verifying your reservation. And the kicker? The drinks are actually loving amazing there and worth the hassle. So your sneering is nothing to me, OP. Your sneering is second-class.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:52 |
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Costello Jello posted:I like bourbon, scotch, and gin the best. Buffalo Trace is a man's drink and I applaud you. However, please burn down that bar.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:54 |
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vannalli vodka
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:56 |
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orangesampson posted:vannalli vodka There's no stopping you now, Sampson. Flip your luscious locks and post your heart out.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:57 |
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Solid Poopsnake posted:There's no stopping you now, Sampson. Flip your luscious locks and post your heart out. Infused with the finest ingredients.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 06:58 |
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Muttonchips posted:Do you have any sad alcoholic customer stories? All sad alcoholic stories end the same: "Then they never came into the store again." Ringing up someone you know is drinking their self to death is a pretty grim task. You know you are figuratively loading a gun, and handing it to them, but you're not their mommy. There's really nothing you can do about it. I'm pretty sure I've handed 4 or 5 people their last bottle. Funny alcoholics are usually high-functioning enough that you probably couldn't tell, unless you were paying attention. The ones you know about are mostly just sad cases. 9 out of 10 alcoholics are in the store before 11AM. Most of them like Vodka, because they think it doesn't leave a smell on their breath. What they don't know is that swilling a quart+ of vodka every day gives you a tell-tale case of chronic bad breath. It doesn't smell like Vodka, just musty death. They'll typically buy a 200ml or 375ml at a time. That's how they manage to hold down jobs. They can't just buy a fifth, and stretch it out. They buy enough to keep the shakes away, and then it's gone, until they make their lunchtime trip to the store. If they don't have the money for their bottle, they will beg people for it, including you. I've seen some seriously desperate looks from across a counter covered in small change that doesn't quite add up to $2.15.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:04 |
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Solid Poopsnake posted:This is the second time you've referenced this, and I don't actually know what it means, so I thought I would clarify re: my identity: thats actually me but with a more pronounced chin, jaw line and cheek bones
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:05 |
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Clitch posted:All sad alcoholic stories end the same: "Then they never came into the store again." The change I have left from the 20, i tell the clerk to pick out lottery ticvkets, and when i get my 23 cents back and lottery tickets, i leave the lottery tickets on the counter.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:06 |
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OMFG FURRY posted:thats actually me but with a more pronounced chin, jaw line and cheek bones You sexy devil come over
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:07 |
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lame premise for a thread posted by a sanctimonious dickhead
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:09 |
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I drink all sorts and have great taste, my favourite beer is Elland Brewery's 1872 porter, mt favourite scotch is Ardbeg Uigeadail and wine wise the last few weeks I have been favouring Red Coudoulet de Beucastel and Red Château de Beaucaste a Côtes du Rhône and a Châteauneuf du Pape. Sorry op can't mock me my taste is great.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:21 |
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Sweet Tea posted:lame premise for a thread posted by a sanctimonious dickhead but hes a liquour store clerk, i think hes earned the right
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:22 |
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Solid Poopsnake posted:This is the second time you've referenced this, and I don't actually know what it means In this context, it's declaring anything more costly or sophisticated than what you like to be bad, even to the point of implying it's immoral. If you're Southern, you have a +1 to this trait. Costello Jello posted:I like bourbon, scotch, and gin the best. Buffalo Trace is good bourbon, but gently caress their parent company right up the rear end. If I didn't have to deal with the bullshit of Sazerac products, I'd have a much less stressful job. That sounds like an interesting bar, but I probably wouldn't care for it, much. The booze in bars is usually overpriced, and I hardly ever drink cocktails. I can pour a double whiskey as well as any bartender, so bars don't do much for me. *shrug* Glad you had a good time.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:22 |
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icehouse is the chaser you need
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:22 |
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Solid Poopsnake posted:"Sorry, I only spike heroin made from poppies grown in the Kapisa region and refined by Phan Nguyen of the Saigon Nguyens." same
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:22 |
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40s
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:29 |
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What is it with 40s and anime?
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:31 |
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Clitch posted:What is it with 40s and anime? a life lived well
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:32 |
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Clitch posted:In this context, it's declaring anything more costly or sophisticated than what you like to be bad, even to the point of implying it's immoral. If you're Southern, you have a +1 to this trait. Believe me, if I could afford Pappy Van Winkle every day, I'd be drunk on Pappy Van Winkle every day and also be Howard Hughes.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:33 |
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Clitch posted:What is it with 40s and anime? It is White Nerd Syndrome.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:33 |
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Clitch posted:What is it with 40s and anime? Honest, I have ne rvre met a black guy who didn't like anime.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:33 |
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orangesampson posted:Honest, I have ne rvre met a black guy who didn't like anime. I have several you should meet. Bring your wallet.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:34 |
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the op is a mongoloid
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 07:34 |
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Solid Poopsnake posted:I have several you should meet. Bring your wallet. all the BLACK PEOPLE i know like anime
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