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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I'm gonna get scuba instructor (at rescue diver so far), marine mechanic and captain certifications then work at or own a dive shop in the keys, curaçao, belize, turks and caicos, or maybe another island.

Commercials pilots license is a stretch goal

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

just close my eyes and walk in any direction

im a girl btw
Jan 15, 2004

im going to kill myself.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 257 days!)

action=logout

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
A noose.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
wow you all should have stretch goals, solid poopsnake is the only one I've seen that has one

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
im gonna pay a haitian mystic to turn me into a voodoo zombie

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
why would you need this plan
is the unspoken first step your method for evading chris hansens film crew

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
hitchhike across America

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

>go left

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

gary oldmans diary posted:

why would you need this plan
is the unspoken first step your method for evading chris hansens film crew

because we do okay, decided not to have kids and are within seeing distance of saying gently caress it, we're financially ser, gonna go chill instead of flying all over the place and working lots of hours

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Why not just do that now, that sounds way better than your standard 9-5

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Financial district bare knuckle rampage.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Strip naked and head into the woods

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Corey Plumper posted:

Why not just do that now, that sounds way better than your standard 9-5

have targets to hit before we pick an i place and move there, 3-5 years depending on the market

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

what's your "abandon the upper class I'm out" plan

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Eight-Six posted:

what's your "abandon the upper class I'm out" plan

Pizza, beer and :420:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Start a Locksmith business.

I can open up most locks and autos, I can do pin work and coding, and I have a bunch of free small business crap from VA.

If that fails, ill do suicide stuff or drugs.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Move back to china

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

psyopmonkey posted:

Start a Locksmith business.

I can open up most locks and autos, I can do pin work and coding, and I have a bunch of free small business crap from VA.

If that fails, ill do suicide stuff or drugs.

I've thought about taking that up as a hobby too, but is it gonna be viable ten years from now when everything's rfid, biometric, etc?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

jackyl posted:

I've thought about taking that up as a hobby too, but is it gonna be viable ten years from now when everything's rfid, biometric, etc?

RFID and Iris Scanners are retard level easy to install.

Its just a laptop and knowing what rs232 means. :colbert:

Locksmithing is kinda like tow truck driving. Its really not a tough job.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

im a girl btw posted:

im going to kill myself.

this but with recent survival training i can skin a reindeer and make a primitive oil lamp

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
living isnt a requirement?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



definitely suicide

Tubesock
Apr 20, 2002




die alone

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Oh I forgot, Im going to be a Necromancer Locksmith.

Because life isnt required.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
a silo of rye, a water tower, and a couple one-thousand dollar acres.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
all you people who want to die, lets makes a gooncon 2014

WaffleLove
Aug 16, 2007
Check into my local insane asylum(legit).
Stretch goal, actually retire some place isolated and wooded so I can smoke herb and farm it.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
I'm gonna rob a bunch of convenient stores, but never take money, just a poo poo ton of food.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
What better way to tell the world you are out than an exit bag?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



everyoine here that said something other than suicide is probably lying

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

jackyl posted:

I'm gonna get scuba instructor (at rescue diver so far), marine mechanic and captain certifications then work at or own a dive shop in the keys, curaçao, belize, turks and caicos, or maybe another island.

Commercials pilots license is a stretch goal

hello i havent seen you in a while gently caress the colts go broncos that is all

also lol eli has two

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Fandyien posted:

everyoine here that said something other than suicide is probably lying

mass ergotism is much better than the painless death idealized and sought by those lied to by all their peers

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

jackyl posted:

I'm gonna get scuba instructor (at rescue diver so far), marine mechanic and captain certifications then work at or own a dive shop in the keys, curaçao, belize, turks and caicos, or maybe another island.

Commercials pilots license is a stretch goal


I'm not saying this is a bad plan, I'm just saying that you and I have different interpretations of the phrase "gently caress it all I'm out."




"I've had it, man. I'm done with this fallen world. I'm going to get several trade certifications and open my own business."

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
get ebola like the rest of humanity is about to

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Izumi Konata posted:

a silo of rye, a water tower, and a couple one-thousand dollar acres.

Pretty weird way to kill yourself

p.crestmont
Feb 17, 2012
Civil service job.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

In about 15 years after the divorce and alimony has settled I will settle down with a nice young lady 20 years my junior and wow her 3 times a month courtesy of a large dose of Cialis. I will then break my hip 7 months into retirement and die of pneumonia leaving bad memories and a mountain of debt behind for my family.

Either that or I'm going to learn a trade from the back of a magazine like previous goons have fantasized about

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shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
Move up to Portland, Maine closer to my mom. Do whatever for work, smoke weed, fight off seasonal depression.

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