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For a long time I have been a "single" man and I have had a hard time finding a girl who wants to be with me, even though I am a really nice guy. I keep myself in shape and try to be open to new relationships all the time, but I can never seem to find a girl who will stick with me. It seems like they only want to come over and gently caress my big dick until they cum but not be in a rewarding and fulfilling long-term relationship with me. Do any other goons have this problem? What can I do to make girls more interested in me?
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Oct 16, 2014 04:13
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theyre intimidated by ur big dick get surgery to reduce it
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Oct 16, 2014 04:14
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Remember how Dahmer would pour acid into holes in his victim's skulls in an attempt to create a sex zombie? Do that.
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Oct 16, 2014 04:15
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be less gay or be way more gay regardless, you're not the correct amount of gay right now
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Oct 16, 2014 04:15
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if i had any idea i wouldnt be posting on something awful
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Oct 16, 2014 04:16
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id be wrist deep in the ham wallet
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Oct 16, 2014 04:16
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Develope an Abercrombie hard body and be s funny, thoughtful guy.
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Oct 16, 2014 04:17
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I used to have the opposite problem OP I dunno maybe you have a horrible personality heh oh wait is htis some kind of reverse gender joke well its not gonna work because a lot of guys actually prefer that scenario to let yo u in on a littol secret, well have a nice day
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Oct 16, 2014 04:17
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BeefThief posted:wrist deep in the ham wallet im sad that this is too long for a username
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Oct 16, 2014 04:17
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Wicker Man posted:Develope an Abercrombie hard body and be s funny, thoughtful guy. did you even read OP? I already do this
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Oct 16, 2014 04:17
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1gnoirents posted:I used to have the opposite problem OP I dunno maybe you have a horrible personality heh oh wait is htis some kind of reverse gender joke well its not gonna work because a lot of guys actually prefer that scenario to let yo u in on a littol secret, well have a nice day Actually I have a really boring personality thats why I made this post to get advice so girls will be more interested
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Oct 16, 2014 04:19
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1. Be tall. 2. Be handsome. That's it. Two simple steps.
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Oct 16, 2014 04:24
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Get a big dick
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Oct 16, 2014 04:25
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piss on them
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Oct 16, 2014 04:25
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The Rage posted:Get a big dick he said "like" not "fall in love with and marry"
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Oct 16, 2014 04:26
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do the opposite of whatever you are currently doing
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Oct 16, 2014 04:29
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Sintax posted:did you even read OP? I already do this There's being in shape, which is being not fat and able to run, and then there is being an Adonis: in shape 3.0 .
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Oct 16, 2014 04:29
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BeefThief posted:if i had any idea i wouldnt be posting on something awful Same here All signs in GBS point to the Lowtax Singularity, where all goons ( OR "Schmorks" as of 2014) will eventually realize the solution is to have gay sex amongst themselves
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Oct 16, 2014 04:32
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kill urself op girls will think its dark and mysterious and want to find out more
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Oct 16, 2014 04:33
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enraged_camel posted:1. Be tall. what if im short and ugly? theres still hope right?
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Oct 16, 2014 04:36
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Post a selfie. I will judge you.
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Oct 16, 2014 04:38
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Ghost Head posted:what if im short and ugly? theres still hope right?
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Oct 16, 2014 04:39
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be a different person
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Oct 16, 2014 04:39
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Stop being so easy. These girls want your dick, you make them wait for it. They're not going to buy the cow when the milk is free.
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Oct 16, 2014 04:50
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Don't bother with intelligent or worldly women because you'll only succeed with tricks and deception and all the cool ones will see through it
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Oct 16, 2014 04:50
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skin them. become your ideal lover
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Oct 16, 2014 04:52
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You have to hack into the hivemind mainframe.
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Oct 16, 2014 04:55
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Sintax posted:For a long time I have been a "single" man and I have had a hard time finding a girl who wants to be with me, even though I am a really nice guy. I keep myself in shape and try to be open to new relationships all the time, but I can never seem to find a girl who will stick with me. It seems like they only want to come over and gently caress my big dick until they cum but not be in a rewarding and fulfilling long-term relationship with me. Do any other goons have this problem? What can I do to make girls more interested in me? First step in getting a girl is to stop lying
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Oct 16, 2014 05:13
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Stop being yourself. Be cool and popular like people who don't post on these forums (if you know any)
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Oct 16, 2014 05:25
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kill yourself
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Oct 16, 2014 05:26
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money
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Oct 16, 2014 05:51
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I think this guy has some tips, might want to check them out
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Oct 16, 2014 05:54
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Oct 16, 2014 05:55
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kill yourself and get buried in a dead chicks grave
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Oct 16, 2014 05:56
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Oct 16, 2014 05:57
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Oct 16, 2014 06:18
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Oct 16, 2014 06:20
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Just give them complements all the time. bitches love complements. Always tell a girl how nice she looks every time you see her. And tell her she's perfect. Women love hearing they're perfect. trust me im a gril.
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Oct 16, 2014 06:24
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Oops, sorry, I missed your post because I don't read your posts. xoxo
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Oct 16, 2014 06:25
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Stop posting, it's your posting that makes girls not like you
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