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My nickname in college was 'Wealthy Sexy Constantly-Laid Uberposter', haha, good times
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maybe try going and cucking the guy instead? i dont say that just to invoke that meme, but just the fastest way to resolve your sleep situation
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Oct 16, 2014 06:28
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If you're not straight up slaying some strange then idek what you're doing at a hotel tbqh
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Oct 16, 2014 06:30
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My other nick name was a vaguely sexual allusion to the massive size of my member, but I won't post it here least I'm recognized.
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Oct 16, 2014 06:31
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A guy I was dating gave me the nickname and I thought it was cute and kinda assumed it was like a film noir thing because he was a film student but in retrospect I don't think he meant it as a film noir thing.
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Oct 16, 2014 06:39
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Are you autistic? Have you never traveled before? Just bang on the wall real loudly and yell at them to stop. If you're at a classy place, or you're afraid of minorities, call the front desk and file a noise complaint. Seriously. Do it and you can sleep peacefully.
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Oct 16, 2014 06:41
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a hole-y ghost posted:> Masturbate Muttonchips posted:call the front desk and file a noise complaint. Seriously. Do it and you can sleep peacefully. 
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Oct 16, 2014 06:41
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Muttonchips posted:Are you autistic? Have you never traveled before? Just bang on the wall real loudly and yell at them to stop. I can't believe you haven't read every single post in this quality thread but as I've said before (!) I travel all the time. But, somehow, this is the first time this has ever happened to me. I mean and honestly he sounded like he was laying it good for 1.5 hours that's pretty loving impressive in real life so I'll give him this one Trixie Hardcore posted:A guy I was dating gave me the nickname and I thought it was cute and kinda assumed it was like a film noir thing because he was a film student but in retrospect I don't think he meant it as a film noir thing. my name is also based on noir as you can see but what im saying is maybe we should give this a go (if you live in dallas, and straight, and single, and attracted to me at least a little, and if we have some kind of chemistry) lmk
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Oct 16, 2014 06:48
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op why didnt you offer to pay the rest so he could put it in the butt help a brother out
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Oct 16, 2014 06:51
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whoflungpoop posted:loving
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Oct 16, 2014 06:51
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so there are sexfumes wafting under your door from the couple going at it hammer and tongs for hours meanwhile you're hitting on a lady on an internet forum whose patron saint is a man with a dragchute for an rear end in a top hat
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Oct 16, 2014 06:53
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1gnoirents posted:my name is also based on noir as you can see but what im saying is maybe we should give this a go (if you live in dallas, and straight, and single, and attracted to me at least a little, and if we have some kind of chemistry) lmk Well, it's not like I wouldn't gently caress literally any goon I met irl because obviously I would but I'm never setting foot in Texas, I'm bi, and engaged, and even though your post has got me soaking through my pantaloons in anticipation I'm going to warn you now that our night of ecstasy would end with your rear end jammed though the hotel room wall.
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Oct 16, 2014 06:56
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i wont gently caress a chick in anything below embassy suites
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Oct 16, 2014 06:59
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My concern would be that Trixie's sick combo of post-coital burns would leave me a charred skeleton in the ladies' room at Arby's. Seriously, that girl is dangerous.
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Oct 16, 2014 06:59
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post coital burns are the worst especially on the knees
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Oct 16, 2014 07:13
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I rarely if ever drop sick burns post-coitally. Like to use them as foreplay to get the juices flowing.
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Oct 16, 2014 07:30
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my college nickname was Tripod because i was a 50 foot genocide automaton from War of the Worlds it was pretty crazy didn't get laid
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Alas Boobylon posted:my college nickname was Tripod because i was a 50 foot genocide automaton from War of the Worlds it was pretty crazy didn't get laid rough, my nickname was just my loving last name because it sounds funny or some dumb poo poo but i got laid all the time tough luck
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Oct 16, 2014 07:57
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rediscover posted:rough, my nickname was just my loving last name because it sounds funny or some dumb poo poo but i got laid all the time tough luck hey what's up Cockman?
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I'm bi, and engaged mods
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