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Oct 16, 2014 09:15
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british people are weird lol
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Oct 16, 2014 09:18
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Really thought this was going to be the police explaining why they shot some random janitor.
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Oct 16, 2014 09:18
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is this a monty python sketch or something
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Oct 16, 2014 09:19
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sounds like a clean sweep!!!
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Oct 16, 2014 09:20
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monty python is real live over there
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Oct 16, 2014 09:20
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british crime is pretty tame
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Oct 16, 2014 09:21
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improving someone's property enthusiastically - a crime in Britain. we should just annex you fools you clearly have no idea how to self govern without an inbred autocrat dictating your lives to you.
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Oct 16, 2014 09:22
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Do they still give criminals the option to go to war instead of prison? Make this guy aggressively sweep ISIS out of the Middle East.
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Oct 16, 2014 09:25
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no having someone else mop is a breach of their ancinet traditions and a majorly huge insult if someone mops your floor in britain it's the kinda poo poo people get killed over
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Oct 16, 2014 09:25
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Just like a mud golem.
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Oct 16, 2014 09:25
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It was very inappropriate to mop over her shoes and back her into a corner. You should be ashamed of your TMZ headline that doesn't show the severity of this scallywag's actions.
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Oct 16, 2014 09:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI5o939LHrE
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Oct 16, 2014 09:28
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I wonder if I could get that guy to aggressively wash my dishes.
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Oct 16, 2014 09:37
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can you imagine the trauma of an englishman watching some guy eye-gently caress the floor while he slams the mop into a bucket of water, sloshes it around, and starts with a loud wet slap as he begins to baste the floor with cleansing water, picking up dust and dirt and fading old stains, but after he sets into his violetn sexual rythm he starts looking you right in the eye, with a toothy grin on his face, eye-loving you and mop-loving your floor with thrust and push and pull after thrust and push and pull. Remember there are no guns on the british isles, and you can't shoot this man. if he is muslim he is basically declaring sharia jihad. calling the bobbies was the right thing to do if you were sexually confused by this floor rapist.
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Oct 16, 2014 09:42
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quote:"aggressively mopping" the floor despite pleas for him to stop
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Oct 16, 2014 09:42
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violently hovering
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Oct 16, 2014 09:47
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Thank God they caught him. I had something similar happen to me once. I can't even look at a clean floor without breaking into hysterics.
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Oct 16, 2014 10:11
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Can you imagine someone being so bad at mopping that you become irrational and take the mop away from her? This bitch may have had it coming but I don't know without the CCTV footage
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Oct 16, 2014 10:26
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Police have released a photo of the suspect.
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Oct 16, 2014 10:39
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29639956 arrest this kiddy diddler
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Oct 16, 2014 10:48
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Here's the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9W-smdTVjA
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Oct 16, 2014 10:49
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Nonsense posted:http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29639956 Holy gently caress John Grisham is stupid. John Grisham posted:We have prisons now filled with guys my age. Sixty-year-old white men in prison who've never harmed anybody, would never touch a child. But they got online one night and started surfing around, probably had too much to drink or whatever, and pushed the wrong buttons, went too far and got into child porn." Someone please think of the white people! They may have to go to prison, that's only for minorities! quote:He said a "good buddy" of his had been imprisoned for three years for viewing child pornography on a website labelled "sixteen-year-old wannabe hookers" when his drinking was out of control. I just got drunk, slipped on my keyboard and ended up on sixteen year old wannabe hookers. I mean, who hasn't done that?
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Oct 16, 2014 10:55
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they edited the article to add Connecticut after Bristol since I first read it yesterday but it's still in the UK category, loving independent retards
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Oct 16, 2014 11:04
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hemophilia posted:british people are weird lol Torka posted:british crime is pretty tame SniperWoreConverse posted:no having someone else mop is a breach of their ancinet traditions and a majorly huge insult Conneticut
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Oct 16, 2014 11:49
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great movie too bad Kramer is a racist.
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Oct 16, 2014 11:51
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You know the funny thing is we have the internet and someone could seriously do like a UHF channel on the net of just various poo poo like that. But no one does.
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Oct 16, 2014 11:53
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i used to live in bristol and let me tell you, cleaning in that town is very important to a lot of people. if you're expecting to be able to enter any old shop and poo poo to your hearts content you better have some kind of doggie bag to pick it up in
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Oct 16, 2014 11:58
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Space Station 13.txt
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As an american, i literally said "please be in england, not here" before i clicked this thread Im p happy w myself for calling that one Also, americans get arrested for enough dumb poo poo as it is 
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