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Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules!

I even put what teams were on bye in the OP last week, Jesus Christ I'm an idiot

Week 6 Results

Top Ten:
Deceptive: 982 - 59 pts.
JGKing: 982 - 59 pts.
ChuckHead: 977 - 58 pts.
rebel1608: 976 - 57 pts.
Arnold Layne: 974 - 55 pts.
bushisms.txt: 974 - 55 pts.
Dubar: 961 - 53 pts.
Thaddius the Large: 961 - 53 pts.
Tavarin: 937 - 52 pts.
Lt. Chips: 933 - 51 pts.

The Field:
OrangeKing: 927 - 50 pts.
Mind_Taker: 926 - 49 pts.
Christ Pseudoscientist: 925 - 48 pts.
Phyein: 923 - 47 pts.
ROSS MY SALAD: 918 - 46 pts.
A Pale Horse: 917 - 45 pts.
Chichevache: 911 - 44 pts.
Butthead: 907 - 42 pts.
waah: 907 - 42 pts.
Apples McGrind: 906 - 41 pts.
Akbar: 905 - 40 pts.
Gandalf21: 891 - 39 pts.
The Puppy Bowl: 883 - 38 pts.
embarrasing tank: 869 - 37 pts.
DupaDupa: 861 - 36 pts.
OxySnake: 856 - 35 pts.
pixelbot2000: 850 - 34 pts.
Okibi: 837 - 33 pts.
Jaysus: 835 - 32 pts.
anime gently caress pillow: 830 - 31 pts.
axeil: 823 - 30 pts.
marioinblack: 818 - 29 pts.
Haschel Cedricson: 806 - 28 pts.
ffoecaf: 800 - 26 pts.
WaffleZombie: 800 - 26 pts.
Felter Chesthard: 796 - 25 pts.
Z.S. Ghost: 795 - 24 pts.
13 year old girls: 791 - 23 pts.
kalensc: 783 - 22 pts.
von Metternich: 767 - 21 pts.
Grittybeard: 766 - 20 pts.
Phiggle: 752 - 19 pts.
aBagorn: 745 - 17 pts.
Ron Roenicke: 745 - 17 pts.
Hockles: 735 - 16 pts.
skaboomizzy: 732 - 15 pts.
Miko: 724 - 14 pts.
Metapod: 654 - 13 pts.
Bachtere: 549 - 12 pts.
Grozz Nuy: 535 - 11 pts.
Cruel and Unusual: 494 - 10 pts.
Alfred P. Pseudonym: 343 - 9 pts.

Busts:
Fenrir: 1084 - 8 pts.
Mughe: 1086 - 7 pts.
Nystral: 1092 - 6 pts.
solauran: 1132 - 5 pts.
Bjay9: 1134 - 4 pts.
Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 1214 - 3 pts.
No Butt Stuff: 1216 - 2 pts.
OBR: 1115 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token)

Tokens!


The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle)


The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts.


The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game.


The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting.

And one special token:


The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!



Blowhard Alert!

The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000:

Deceptive
Great White Hope
Nystral
solauran
Jaysus
Butthead
Ghost of Reagan Past
grah
ffoecaf
OxySnake
OBR

Week 7 Schedule

Thursday Night:
NYJ@NE

Sunday 10AM:
ATL@BAL
TEN@WAS
SEA@STL
CLE@JAX
CIN@IND
MIN@BUF
MIA@CHI
NO@DET
CAR@GB

Sunday 1PM:
KC@SD
ARI@OAK
NYG@DAL

Sunday Night:
SF@DEN

:siren:Monday Night!:siren:
HOU@PIT

Bye: PHI, TB

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Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Season Standings

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 323 pts.
marioinblack: 308 pts.
Fenrir: 288 pts.
JGKing: 276 pts.
Dubar: 273 pts.
aBagorn: 268 pts.
Arnold Layne: 266 pts.
Phiggle: 263 pts.
Akbar: 261 pts.
ROSS MY SALAD: 256 pts.
Haschel Cedricson: 254 pts.
anime gently caress pillow: 250 pts.
von Metternich: 250 pts.
The Puppy Bowl: 249 pts.
Grozz Nuy: 244 pts.
Felter Chesthard: 237 pts.
Ron Roenicke: 235 pts.
Okibi: 232 pts.
Jaysus: 229 pts.
Christ Pseudoscientist: 224 pts.
Lt. Chips: 224 pts.
Butthead: 223 pts.
DupaDupa: 219 pts.
rebel1608: 219 pts.
ffoecaf: 214 pts.
Phyein: 214 pts.
skaboomizzy: 207 pts.
Alfred P. Pseudonym: 204 pts.
Roumba: 204 pts.
pixelbot2000: 199 pts.
Z.S. Ghost: 199 pts.
ChuckHead: 193 pts.
Mind_Taker: 193 pts.
Metapod: 190 pts.
No Butt Stuff: 189 pts.
A Pale Horse: 188 pts.
Chichevache: 187 pts.
OBR: 186 pts.
axeil: 182 pts.
13 year old girls: 181 pts.
kalensc: 181 pts.
solauran: 173 pts.
waah: 171 pts.
WaffleZombie: 166 pts.
Apples McGrind: 165 pts.
OrangeKing: 164 pts.
Tavarin: 161 pts.
Gandalf21: 160 pts.
Bjay9: 157 pts.
Hockles: 157 pts.
Grittybeard: 152 pts.
Miko: 150 pts.
embarrasing tank: 148 pts.
Thaddius the Large: 140 pts.
Cruel and Unusual: 125 pts.
Mughe: 121 pts.
Foranzan: 114 pts.
Deceptive: 111 pts.
Bachtere: 107 pts.
grah: 104 pts.
OxySnake: 102 pts.
bushisms.txt: 87 pts.
Benne: 82 pts.
Nystral: 82 pts.
Ghost of Reagan Past: 72 pts.
Skillface: 46 pts.
JRizzle: 41 pts.
Great White Hope: 40 pts.
Terror Shark: 25 pts.
BlindSite: 18 pts.
Garbo: 17 pts.
Spoeank: 12 pts.
Freaquency: 7 pts.

Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Oct 17, 2014

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Just whenever you get around to it man. Hosting this game is a lot to do so if you ever need help or are just going to have things up late I'd think we would all understand.

JGKing
Dec 26, 2012

What has happened to this company?!

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Just whenever you get around to it man. Hosting this game is a lot to do so if you ever need help or are just going to have things up late I'd think we would all understand.

Yup, agreed.

JGKing
Dec 26, 2012

What has happened to this company?!
Joe Flacco - Passing
Matt Ryan - Passing
Tony Romo - Passing
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing

Tucker Number: Arian Foster - Rushing

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Brady probably going to blow it out again against the Jets this week.

Geno Smith - Passing
Michael Vick - Passing
Kyle Orton - Passing
E.J. Manuel - Passing
Tom Brady - Passing
Jimmy Garappolo - Passing
Justin Forsett - Rushing

Tucker: Andre Johnson - Receiving

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Tom Brady - passing yards
Peyton Manning - passing yards
Russell Wilson - passing yards

Tucker Number - Andre Johnson - receiving yards

Tavarin
May 10, 2003

I am definitely a madman with a box
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Andy Dalton - Passing Yards
Julio Jones - Receiving Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Andy Dalton - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Heath Miller - Receiving Yards

Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

Derek Carr - Passing Yards
Alex Smith - Passing Yards
Austin Davis - Passing Yards

Tucker - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists
Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Geno Smith - Passing Yards
Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards
Harry Douglas - Receiving Yards
Jerrick McKinnon - Rushing Yards
Malcolm Floyd - Receiving Yards


Tucker Number - Arian Foster - Rushing Yards

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards
Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards
Ben Tate - Rushing Yards
Terrence West - Rushing Yards
Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
Miles Austin - Receiving Yards
Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards
Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards
Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards
Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards
Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards
Jim Dray - Receiving Yards
Bort Bortles - Passing Yards
T#: Ben Roethlisberger - Rushing Yards

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Cam Newton - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Anquan Boldin - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Arian Foster - Rushing Yards

Jaysus
Sep 17, 2004

"Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"
Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards
Jon Ryan - Rushing Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
Doug Baldwin - Receiving Yards
Luke Willson - Receiving Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Rushing Yards
Eric Decker - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number - Arian Foster - Rushing Yards

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Brian Hoyer - Passing
Matthew Stafford - Passing
Philip Rivers - Passing

Tucker Number - Arian Foster, Rushing

bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


Tennessee, NYG, Chicago, Indianapolis Team - Rushing
JAX QB, NYJ QB - Passing


:siren:Tucker Number - Foster - Rushing:siren:

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Matt Ryan - passing
Drew Brees - passing
Tony Romo - Passing

Tucker: Leveon Bell - rushing

Miko
May 20, 2001

Where I come from, there's no such thing as kryptonite.
gently caress these 700 scores.

Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards
Mohamed Sanu - Receiving Yards
Desean Jackson - Receiving Yards

Tucker #: Deandre Hopkins - Receiving Yards

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Cam Newton - Passing
Kyle Orton - Passing
Ryan Tannehill - Passing

Tucker:

LeGarrette Blount - Rushing

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Season standings are finally updated. Sorry about being behind on that for a couple weeks, work has really been kicking my rear end lately and I figured the time I had to spend on this would be better spent getting results done in as timely a fashion as possible.

Phiggle
Apr 26, 2007

And so, having defeated the nefarious Psy-Crow, our hero, Earthworm Jim, wins back the heart of the lovely COW
Green Bay Packers - Rushing Yards
Green Bay Packers - Receiving Yards
Indianapolis Colts - Rushing Yards
Indianapolis Colts - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Heath Miller - Receiving Yards

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

Peyton Manning - passing yards
Tony Romo - passing yards
Andrew Luck - passing yards

Tucker Number: Andre Johnson - receiving yards

**Revis Token in play***

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
Holy shitballs I'm in the top 10 for the season so far?! I knew I was having my best year ever but that's even better than I had thought.

Now I feel pressured to keep this up, damnit.

Drew Brees - Passing
Tony Romo - Passing
Matthew Stafford - Passing

Tucker Number: Arian Foster - Receiving

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Grozz Nuy posted:

Season standings are finally updated. Sorry about being behind on that for a couple weeks, work has really been kicking my rear end lately and I figured the time I had to spend on this would be better spent getting results done in as timely a fashion as possible.

It's okay man. Like other people said, let us know if you need someone else to take the reigns for a week or two.

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP
Derek Carr - passing
Joe Flacco - passing
Andrew Luck - passing

Tucker Number: Ben Roethlisberger - Rushing Yards

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
Peyton Manning - Passing
Andrew Luck - Passing
DeMarco Murray - Rushing

Tucker Number: Ben Roethlisberger - Passing

Z.S. Ghost
Jan 1, 2008

Odd Fire Wolf Gang
oh my god i suck at this

Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
Blake Bortles - Passing Yards
Justin Forsett - Rushing Yards
Bernard Pierce - Rushing Yards
Lorenzo Taliaferro - Rushing Yards

Tucker Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing Yards

Felter Chesthard
Sep 11, 2001
Andrew Luck - Passing
Tony Romo - Passing
Jordy Nelson - Receiving
CJ Spiller - Receiving
Andrew Luck - Rushing
Tony Romo - Rushing

Tucker # Roethlisberger - Passing



Time to go big.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Andy Dalton - passing
Andrew Luck - passing
Alex Smith - passing

Tucker Number: Arian Foster - rushing

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

axeil posted:

It's okay man. Like other people said, let us know if you need someone else to take the reigns for a week or two.

Yeah dude I got plenty of time on wednesdays (I am off literally every wednesday like clockwork) and I can sit and crunch numbers for you no problem at all.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
also guess I need to post a list

Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Eddie Lacy - Rushing
Peyton Manning - Passing
Demarco Murray - Rushing

Tucker #: Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Bishop Sankey - rushing yards
Russell Wilson - rushing yards
Carson Palmer - passing yards
Jamaal Charles - rushing yards
Dez Bryant - receiving yards
tucker number Arian Foster - rushing yards

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
R. Wilson SEA - Passing yards
P. Manning DEN - Passing yards
C. Spiller BUF - Rushing yards



Tucker number: R. Fitzpatrick HOU - Passing Yards

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Blake Bortles - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Peyton Manning - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Arian Foster - Rushing Yards

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Brian Quick - Receiving Yards
Le'veon Bell - Rushing Yards

Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
Ben Tate - Rushing Yards
Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
privacy publicly displayed
Brian Hoyer - Passing Yards
Philip Rivers - Passing Yards
Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
Golden Tate - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Arian Foster - Rushing Yards

pixelbot2000
May 11, 2004

Pay your pussy bill
Drew Brees - passing
Derek Carr - passing
DeMarco Murray - rushing
Andre Holmes - receiving
Eddie Lacy - rushing
Malcolm Floyd - receiving

Tucker # - Antonio Brown - receiving

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Matt Ryan - passing yards
Drew Brees - passing yards
Marshawn Lynch - rushing yards
Ryan Tannehill - passing yards

Tucker Number - Arian Foster - rushing yards

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Can this week be the list that actually puts me over 900 yards and less than 1,000? Let's find out.

Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Tony Romo - Passing Yards
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards
Demariyus Thomas - Receiving Yards
DeSean Jackson - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Arian Foster - Rushing Yards

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