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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Effectronica posted:

All right, lets get serious

in GBS? :tutbutt:

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Miltank posted:

The Kingdom of Heaven will be the establishment of full communism.

i say we still try and see what happens, otherwise its just another transformers movie every year

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib
Its funny how many defenses of capitalism just boil down to clinical depression with a few words changed.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Oberleutnant posted:

Also when half of the world's wealth is hoarded by like 5% of the people then yeah eveyone pretty much is poor under capitalism lol

haha it is 1/5 of that

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-29641109

Lenin and Marx were cool and all but they are heavily grounded in Modernism and the belief that humanity can create a heaven on earth.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Nonsense posted:

another transformers movie every year
is this the final straw of capitalism?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Oberleutnant posted:

Communism is a very specifically defined mode of production that is easily identified when implemented, and no state has. Pls show the class a single historical or contemporary study or article which claimed the ussr had implemented full communism.

Also when half of the world's wealth is hoarded by like 5% of the people then yeah eveyone pretty much is poor under capitalism lol

"Communism would work if people would just give it a chance" has been the whiny excuse given by communist apologists for decades. It's like saying "this plane would fly if only it had the proper pilot." There's a reason your lovely plane keeps crashing and it ain't the pilot's fault. It's because it's built the way you think planes should be rather than the way planes actually work.
Maybe the people in coach class on the capitalist plane don't have enough legroom and their meals are lovely, but at least they're not a smoking crater in the ground.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:

"Communism would work if people would just give it a chance" has been the whiny excuse given by communist apologists for decades. It's like saying "this plane would fly if only it had the proper pilot." There's a reason your lovely plane keeps crashing and it ain't the pilot's fault. It's because it's built the way you think planes should be rather than the way planes actually work.
Maybe the people in coach class on the capitalist plane don't have enough legroom and their meals are lovely, but at least they're not a smoking crater in the ground.

There never has historically been a fully communist government. Even halfway is pushing it. lol

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Applewhite posted:

"Communism would work if people would just give it a chance" has been the whiny excuse given by communist apologists for decades.

communist apologists have been correct for decades now, good observation.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Tsinava posted:

There never has historically been a fully communist government. Even halfway is pushing it. lol

And halfway was bad enough.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Applewhite posted:

"Communism would work if people would just give it a chance" has been the whiny excuse given by communist apologists for decades. It's like saying "this plane would fly if only it had the proper pilot." There's a reason your lovely plane keeps crashing and it ain't the pilot's fault. It's because it's built the way you think planes should be rather than the way planes actually work.
Maybe the people in coach class on the capitalist plane don't have enough legroom and their meals are lovely, but at least they're not a smoking crater in the ground.

See what I mean? This is basically some guy explaining how he's comfortable sitting in the shower and crying for 3 hours, and also he might get mugged if he goes outside, people get mugged all the time!

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:

And halfway was bad enough.

It was actually really good. It gave Russia infrastructure where there would otherwise be none.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Come on OP, mixing politics with gay magic the gathering cards is something the far right does.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Effectronica posted:

See what I mean? This is basically some guy explaining how he's comfortable sitting in the shower and crying for 3 hours, and also he might get mugged if he goes outside, people get mugged all the time!

lol you're right under communism I wouldn't be crying in the shower because I would have no running water.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Applewhite posted:

lol you're right under communism I wouldn't be crying in the shower because I would have no running water.

Now we get to the denial. "Sure, I'm not happy, but I'm comfortable, and that's what matters, right?"

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
hey how come Russia didn't immediately become the number #1 world power in all measurable aspects after a bloody regime change in the early 20th century? Seems like forty or so years should have been more than enough time to out produce the most powerful industrial economy of all time.

Dr. Furious
Jan 11, 2001
KELVIN
My bot don't know nuthin' 'bout no KELVIN

Applewhite posted:

"Communism would work if people would just give it a chance" has been the whiny excuse given by communist apologists for decades. It's like saying "this plane would fly if only it had the proper pilot." There's a reason your lovely plane keeps crashing and it ain't the pilot's fault. It's because it's built the way you think planes should be rather than the way planes actually work.
Maybe the people in coach class on the capitalist plane don't have enough legroom and their meals are lovely, but at least they're not a smoking crater in the ground.

this except switch capitalism and communism

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
*rescues a country from agrarian serf economy to putting a man in space in 60 years, with the entire engine of capitalism directed against it and though the most devastating conflicts in world history* lol what a crock of poo poo

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

McDowell posted:

Lenin and Marx were cool and all but they are heavily grounded in Modernism and the belief that humanity can create a heaven on earth.

um, wasn't marx's entire thesis basically a response to the utopian socialists of the era?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
*Achieves 200 years of industrial development in 40 years* ugh it doesnt loving work u idiots

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
hmmm i dont think people exactly understand how feudal, rural, and shittier russia was before the revolution. lol

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
The biggest flaw in ussr's socialim was it had no capital to invest to start with. We do. We have lots of tasty bourgie children to cook and eat

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Oberleutnant posted:

*Achieves 200 years of industrial development in 40 years* ugh it doesnt loving work u idiots
not saying state war socialism doesn't build you things. but what we're saying is that capitalism is better.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Effectronica posted:

Now we get to the denial. "Sure, I'm not happy, but I'm comfortable, and that's what matters, right?"

Who said I wasn't happy?

Oberleutnant posted:

*rescues a country from agrarian serf economy to putting a man in space in 60 years, with the entire engine of capitalism directed against it and though the most devastating conflicts in world history* lol what a crock of poo poo

If communism is so great, the "entire engine of capitalism" should have been nothing to worry about.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Omi-Polari posted:

not saying state war socialism doesn't build you things. but what we're saying is that capitalism is better.

no it's not because capitalism needs more and more capital to produce labor less and less efficiently.

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

Capitalism sucks

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
communism needs zero capital to efficiently produce labor, capital sure freaking helps though!

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Omi-Polari posted:

not saying state war socialism doesn't build you things. but what we're saying is that capitalism is better.

Better at what? At turning human relationships into things you can buy and sell? In exalting greed and tyranny as the greatest behaviors?


Applewhite posted:

Who said I wasn't happy?

Then, of course, we get to the part of the analogy where you lose your job or partner, which is roughly equivalent to the ongoing environmental collapse we've got going on.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
OP hopefully this video will help straighten you out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAFSrKqIKdc

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Effectronica posted:

Better at what? At turning human relationships into things you can buy and sell? In exalting greed and tyranny as the greatest behaviors?
it's called buying and selling things. which is what people do naturally when the government doesn't try to stop them like in a 60s-era concrete box of a country like north korea and cuba.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:

OP hopefully this video will help straighten you out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAFSrKqIKdc

Is this cartoon what you learned all about Capitalism from?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
all communist countries revert to capitalism eventually. some just get there quicker than others. :toot:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Tsinava posted:

Is this cartoon what you learned all about Capitalism from?

This and everything Ayn Rand ever wrote including her nonfiction.
Also another video I can't find because IE is being lovely. I'll post it later.

Oh and from living in a capitalist society where everything is plentiful and life is awesome.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
anarcho-capitalism ftw.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Omi-Polari posted:

all communist countries revert to capitalism eventually. some just get there quicker than others. :toot:

No "Communist" countries really had capitalism to begin with. Anyway these threads are dumb and gay, and are just a honey pot for retards. voted 1.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Applewhite posted:

"Communism would work if people would just give it a chance" has been the whiny excuse given by communist apologists for decades. It's like saying "this plane would fly if only it had the proper pilot." There's a reason your lovely plane keeps crashing and it ain't the pilot's fault. It's because it's built the way you think planes should be rather than the way planes actually work.
Maybe the people in coach class on the capitalist plane don't have enough legroom and their meals are lovely, but at least they're not a smoking crater in the ground.

the plane keeps crashing because if it ever successfully takes off the people who own the capitalist plane will immediately go out of business because it is transparently a better and fairer plane so they shoot missiles at it until it crashes

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

why yes of course, the only two options for a socio-economic system ever are capitalism and communism

at any rate, the latter is doomed to end in a dismal, oppressive failure like every other lovely Platonically inspired political idea, and the former literally IS Plato's cave

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Phoon posted:

the plane keeps crashing because if it ever successfully takes off the people who own the capitalist plane will immediately go out of business because it is transparently a better and fairer plane so they shoot missiles at it until it crashes

I guess we can't know for sure because the communist plane will never get off the ground :P

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
The revolution will not be televised. But the counter-revolution will. :getin:

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Lol if you think theres any kind of future and that human sentience isn't ultimately an evolutionary dead end. Capitalism is alienating as gently caress and will ultimately destroy us all, but it will allow me to go out clinging to my love pillow and my ceramic figurine collection.

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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Oberleutnant posted:

Taking your assertion as true, why not then choose the form of government which offers the most benefits to the greatest number of people? Ie communism

lol, duh. american capitalism has been guilty of ethnic cleansing for every century of it's existence. we just celebrate it under different terminology.

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