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Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

*in insanely deep leonard cohen voice*

ban me you humdrum motherfuckers

ban me while i'm still in my 20s

ban me to your beauty with a burning violin
ban me through the panic 'til I'm gathered safely in
ban me like an olive branch and be my homeward dove
ban me to the end of love
ban me to the end of love

Oh let me see your beauty when the witnesses are gone
Let me feel you moving like they do in Babylon
Show me slowly what I only know the limits of
ban me to the end of love
ban me to the end of love
ban me to the wedding now, dance me on and on
ban me very tenderly and dance me very long
We're both of us beneath our love, we're both of us above
ban me to the end of love
ban me to the end of love

ban me to the children who are asking to be born
ban me through the curtains that our kisses have outworn
Raise a tent of shelter now, though every thread is torn
ban me to the end of love

ban me to your beauty with a burning violin
ban me through the panic till I'm gathered safely in
ban me with your naked hand or ban me with your glove
ban me to the end of love
ban me to the end of love
ban me to the end of love


Sexgun Rasputin with some Poop: http://i.imgur.com/eLv6AnD.png


yeah ban me


to the end of love

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



I just ate a soup that looked like that.

Strict Picnic
Feb 10, 2013

by Ralp
5

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
excuse me sir that picture appears to be nws

unless you work in a scat porn factory

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014
What the... What are you doing Sexgun Rasputin??

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

*heavenly choir*

la la, la la la la la la, la la la la la la, laaaa, laaaa, laaaa.

MOD NOTE: why do you have so much scat pictures.. weirdo.. wtf?? http://i.imgur.com/swljW3t.png

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

http://i.imgur.com/VpKn0KA.png

nsfw Poop

Trash Ops
Jun 19, 2012

im having fun, isnt everyone else?

:stonk:

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014
Are you alright?

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

i googled "poo poo sex" w;ll actually i binged it

Trash Ops
Jun 19, 2012

im having fun, isnt everyone else?

...mods

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

my posting partner friend ban me'd it's time for me to go as well

Trash Ops
Jun 19, 2012

im having fun, isnt everyone else?

MODS

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

http://i.imgur.com/jDygRW1.png

MOD EDIT: Sexgun Rasputin is posting his scat folder.. christ!!

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
hey whoa sleep it off man its real late, and you are gonna feel real sorry when you wake up and can't get your mornin' yucks

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

i always thought of leonard cohen as the thinking man's bob dylan

]http://i.imgur.com/j9LiCJh.png[


BRAWW NOTE : the :stonk:

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014
This is hosed up.. this is hosed up..

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
speaking of yucks, that picture lol over the top!

edit :mods?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Fake

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

you don';t need a scat folder when you have a clipboard and imgur

http://i.imgur.com/XiFOvfu.png

heck who i am i kidding i blow insane loads to these pics all the time

BRAWW NOTE: This is CRAZY!!! What is going on?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

BRAWW NOTE : the :stonk:

hahaha

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Dude if you're going for the ban link the one where the girl poops into brownie mix.

That one haunts me about brownies to this day.

I mean who would do that to brownies? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
this is my first real exposure to scat porn, i been on the internet a long time, but....

i was saving it for marriage

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

lol CAVIAR EXPERIENCE DOT COM


http://i.imgur.com/q0mXbmg.png


BRAWW VIEWING NOTE: Goatse.xc 2.0 .. do NOT click.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Sintax posted:

this is my first real exposure to scat porn, i been on the internet a long time, but....

i was saving it for marriage

You'll have to be a born again scatter.

E:

OH god that one above is pretty nasty.

MAKE IT STOP BRAWW MAKE THE BAD STOP.

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4LIUMoa.png

brawww do you like leonard cohen



MOD NOTE : Who the gently caress is Leonard Cohen?? That picture is disgustin!

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
This wouldn't have happened if BRaww had a gun.

God it looks like someone wasn't able to digest processed hot dog skins.

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

http://i.imgur.com/gfNwkh7.png

i'm spent


MOD EDIT: .. ya.. spent 10 bux on a new account LMAO..

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Well for 6 hours at least...

What does this have to do with caviar though?

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I guess it is like the fanciest scat porn site around

which is really hard to wrap your head around but hey some ppl just like a nice fancy poo poo in their mouth

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Sintax posted:

I guess it is like the fanciest scat porn site around

which is really hard to wrap your head around but hey some ppl just like a nice fancy poo poo in their mouth

Those shits do not look caviar filled or fancy at all either.

I mean drat that was some sick looking poo. Like what you been eating? I'd imagine someone who does this for a living doesn't get a very healthy diet. Probably a bunch of strung up druggies.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
al borland riffing on the scat banme

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Cucking Mama posted:

al borland riffing on the scat banme

cucking mama commenting on the riffing of scat banme.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




he didnt even manage to make a funny banme

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

hemale in pain posted:

he didnt even manage to make a funny banme

it is appropriate

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011

i expect him to regreg within a week, but it would be nice if he does not.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Tiler Kiwi posted:

it is appropriate

He shoulda done the keyboard one. That was memorable.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

oh man..... loving hell. oh man. oh man. loving hell. can't have my morning coffee now because i got the shakes. got the shakes. oh man

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

WEEDLORD CHEETO posted:

oh man..... loving hell. oh man. oh man. loving hell. can't have my morning coffee now because i got the shakes. got the shakes. oh man

It kid kinda look like coffee and coffee definitely makes your breath smell like poo poo.

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Al Borland posted:

It kid kinda look like coffee and coffee definitely makes your breath smell like poo poo.

you know what else makes your breath smell like poo poo? eating poo poo and not brushing your teeth or using mouth wash

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