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Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008
if you were a kid in the 90s, your life for a time was all about pogs. nothing else mattered, you just had to get those sweet sweet overpowered slammers and make that dickhole from 7th grade cry. post here your epic tales of crushing classmates' dreams and best ways to care for your pogs

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concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
I had some p sweet pogs and one day a kid came back from america with a metal slammer with a skull on it (no hologram no homo) and I won it off him and never gave it back

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

concerned mom posted:

I had some p sweet pogs and one day a kid came back from america with a metal slammer with a skull on it (no hologram no homo) and I won it off him and never gave it back

that was the rules where i grew up. what fun is a pogs game where you can't deprive your opponent of their most prized slammer?

Badass
Apr 14, 2014

Never had pogs

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

Badass posted:

Never had pogs

this may not be the thread for you then, i'm afraid.

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story
Pogs were fun until a million knock offs started getting made and completely devalued them as a playground currency.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Dr_Amazing posted:

Pogs were fun until a million knock offs started getting made and completely devalued them as a playground currency.

drat poors ruining the world

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

Dr_Amazing posted:

Pogs were fun until a million knock offs started getting made and completely devalued them as a playground currency.

it was the worst when the cheap knockoffs were horribly overpowered because the company that made it doesn't give a poo poo about pog regulations.

Spider Helidon
Nov 4, 2010

by XyloJW
yeah I pogged for a couple of weeks and then everyone moved on to yoyos or marbles or something.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I never once actually saw a game of pogs played. IDK why i ever got any. I think my grandma gave me some.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
No I won't swap pogs for tazos please check your privilege

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

I got a bag of cheap knock-offs when i was a kid. didn't really know what the gently caress you were supposed to do with pogs so they just were left laying aroudn somewhere. good times!

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
It's pogs. Remember pogs? They're back. In alf form.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i rememebr pogs i had a lot of ren and stimpy pogs

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

ren and stimpy pogs - x2 90's combo

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

and heres a fun fact the back of the pogs in australia was printed in a different colour from the american ones i know because i had a friend who moved from america he gave me a babe ruth bar too

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Pogs were lovely pieces of cardboard, sensible kids only cared about collecting the slammers

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

im sure someone made some porn pogs. Just smash the thing down in the pile and have a bunch of dicks fly around you.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

small round pictures of dicks all around. the sunlight reflecting of the edges. ah, youth.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Attitude Indicator posted:

im sure someone made some porn pogs. Just smash the thing down in the pile and have a bunch of dicks fly around you.

nice

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
One time I competed in a pog tournament and lost in the first round

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Painful Dart Bomb posted:

One time I competed in a pog tournament and lost in the first round

nice

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

*matrix 360-effect pog smash in a lush gutter*

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Taz's were better op

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Prog Pog. Peter gabriels face flips over and is gone forever.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Ratjaculation posted:

Taz's were better op

what's a taz?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I don't need no bit of metal to do some slammin'

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009



world pog federation. lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Cubone posted:

It's pogs. Remember pogs? They're back. In alf form.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Badass posted:

Never had pogs
i had about $100 worth of pogs but no friends to play a game of pogs with :(

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




I had pogs but never played the game because it would damage my expensive cardboard circles

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Slug Caps

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
I remember kids at school started to use metal slammers, as they would turn over more pogs. I looked everywhere for one, and when I finally bought it, they were banned because kids were chucking them at eachother in fits of rage when they lost, causing injuries.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

one time I sat and cried on my pile of pogs, my tears turned the cheap cardboard soggy and i sank slowly downwards in the pog pile. the pog king on his soggy poggy throne.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




I had the name wrong http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tazos

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

my best pog was my haunted pog. it had a picture of a bug on a yellow background and contained the ghost of a convicted serial killer. when someone would slam it hard enough the spirit would escape and possess the person slamming and force them to do horrible things to friends and family members. pogs were fun.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009


those are just silly

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

i lost my virginity on a bed of pogs. they were spread haphazardly around the room and we laid down on them while we kissed and touched each other on previously forbidden places. i reached climax while on top her, staring at a pog with don johnsons face on it.

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prinneh
Jul 29, 2005
prince of denmark
never play, just collect.

This was my pog motto and basically what I did with every 90's fad except yoyos and tamagochis

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