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http://m.nydailynews.com/news/crime/teen-pleasures-stuffed-toy-florida-wal-mart-cops-article-1.1974807#bmb=1quote:A Florida teen got hot and dirty with a stuffed toy horse, using it to masturbate with inside a Wal-Mart, police said. Bronies am I right
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take it to 2011 TVIV, bub
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Oct 16, 2014 14:21
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Bronies am I right I dunno. It does say toy horse, not toy pony. loving bronies.
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Oct 16, 2014 14:22
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when this horse is a rockin
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Oct 16, 2014 14:23
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Odd thing happened in Florida Walmart. News at 11.
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Oct 16, 2014 14:25
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I was expecting "toy horse" to mean one of those miniature horses (though I guess that's a pony? I don't horses, biblically or otherwise). Thanks for pleasantly surprising me Florida.
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Oct 16, 2014 14:27
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I know I'm going to cop a lot of poo poo for this but seriously if they don't want people loving their stuffed animals maybe they shouldn't pose them on the shelf so sexily? There's a line between placing an item on a shelf in such a way that it will sell without being sexually provocative and the vast majority of toy aisles I visit cross that line.
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Oct 16, 2014 14:28
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Saddle up, drop a load
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Oct 16, 2014 14:36
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Bronies: check, masturbation: check, Wal-Mart: check, Florida: check... hey I won bingo!
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Oct 16, 2014 14:39
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Gammatron 64 posted:Bronies: check, masturbation: check, Wal-Mart: check, Florida: check... hey I won bingo! Your prize is a gently used toy horse.
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Oct 16, 2014 14:51
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Florida. 
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Oct 16, 2014 14:53
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I know this kid is going to get a lot of judgement on his lifestyle but I think it's kind of sweet he took the horse to the bedding department to make love to it instead of taking it right there in the toy aisle like they were a couple of animals. e: for the record I do think it's kind of hosed up how he put the horse back on the shelf instead of buying it after they consummated their relationship. Makes the whole thing feel less special and I wonder if he's done something this intimate with other stuffed animals before. Trixie Hardcore fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Oct 16, 2014 |
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Oct 16, 2014 15:01
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Is Florida Teen the plucky sidekick of Florida Man?
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Oct 16, 2014 15:05
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 I could swear I've seen this guy's photo somewhere on here.
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Oct 16, 2014 15:11
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I tried putting my dick in a turkey baster once just throwing that out there.
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Jokes aside I'd really like to know what possessed him to do it. I can accept (as much as I don't like it) that some people are sexually attracted to stuffed animals. What I can't accept is someone so oblivious to social norms that they'd gently caress one in public. Was he just so desperate to be with it that he couldn't control himself? Was he pounding away at it knowing that at any moment security was going to come grab him and his life would be over?
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Jokes aside I'd really like to know what possessed him to do it. I can accept (as much as I don't like it) that some people are sexually attracted to stuffed animals. What I can't accept is someone so oblivious to social norms that they'd gently caress one in public. Was he just so desperate to be with it that he couldn't control himself? Was he pounding away at it knowing that at any moment security was going to come grab him and his life would be over? Funky See Funky Do posted:I know I'm going to cop a lot of poo poo for this but seriously if they don't want people loving their stuffed animals maybe they shouldn't pose them on the shelf so sexily? There's a line between placing an item on a shelf in such a way that it will sell without being sexually provocative and the vast majority of toy aisles I visit cross that line. Or something about  Forbidden Love
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you know what they say, dont ever gently caress a gift horse in the mouth
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Jokes aside I'd really like to know what possessed him to do it. I can accept (as much as I don't like it) that some people are sexually attracted to stuffed animals. What I can't accept is someone so oblivious to social norms that they'd gently caress one in public. Was he just so desperate to be with it that he couldn't control himself? Was he pounding away at it knowing that at any moment security was going to come grab him and his life would be over? the horse was asking for it, wearing that slutty saddle e: walmart was probably asking for it too, with those slutty octogenarian greeters at the front doors
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but which pony was it? lol at any loser who's attracted to fluttershy smdh
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with a face like that the fact that we didnt also get a mass shooting out of it is pretty much a win
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Oct 16, 2014 16:20
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Brony : I find you really attractive. Can we go somewhere private Pony : well i dig u too honey, but let's do it in public it's more exciting
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Oct 16, 2014 16:21
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#notAllBronies
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Oct 16, 2014 16:23
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de_dust posted:I tried putting my dick in a turkey baster once coward
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Oct 16, 2014 16:24
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mobile link, didn't read
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de_dust posted:I tried putting my dick in a turkey baster once The little end, or did you invert the rubber bulb?
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Libelous Slander posted:take it to 2011 TVIV, bub I read that one gassed MLP thread once and Aatrek thought MLP was pedo poo poo. Like, if there's anyone to have ever been on SA to be an authority on pedo poo poo it would be him.
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MizPiz posted:
he organized the something's awful/johnny garlic's grand opening egg event with smash mouth, also he is the lead singer of green day
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Oct 17, 2014 01:39
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there's a macdonalds inside that walmart
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did he cum
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:http://m.nydailynews.com/news/crime/teen-pleasures-stuffed-toy-florida-wal-mart-cops-article-1.1974807#bmb=1 is he in stable condition?
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i think at this point it's like 'hey i live in florida I might as well do some nutty poo poo because everyone expects it anyway so gently caress it.' either that or something is in the water down there
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Oct 17, 2014 01:42
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 lol one of his eyes is like "gently caress this" and trying to leave his face
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Oct 17, 2014 01:43
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He could have been handsome and got some actual women to like him, but no, he put on weight and took up weird hobbies.
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de_dust posted:I tried putting my dick in a turkey baster once I tried coiling a slinky into a circle and loving the hole It pinched a lot.
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Oct 17, 2014 13:35
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he's actually handsome and cool
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Which one of you goons is this?
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Oct 17, 2014 14:26
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I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse I got blood in aisle 3 cuz I hosed a horse
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7 billion people on the planet. what do you expect. everything has been hosed. the hole in the donut you're eating right now has been hosed
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and you people are surprised why westeners run off to the middle east to fight for militant terror groups
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