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seriously though that time really adds up you could've written a book or gone on a holiday or something else, man
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no ragrets
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probably like 3 or 4 times (i get laid a lot)
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Oct 16, 2014 15:47
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I've spent days on a single wank just to get things into perspective. It's probably a lot, but, really, what we ought to measure is time spent jerking off
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Oct 16, 2014 15:50
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more than 5000 for sure.
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Oct 16, 2014 15:52
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11,580.
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I'd estimate I've masturbated about 3584 days in my life. I started when I was 14, and you can assume that once I discovered how to jizz I did it every day for like 4 years. From my college years there were some 2 a days and some 0 a days, but multiple sexing etc, and towards my 30's i've trimmed down my masturbations per day to a few times a week. So i used a rough estimate of about 224 days a year * 16 years for variance.
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Oct 16, 2014 15:53
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I've spent about 10,000 hours. I'm a Mastermasturbator.
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Oct 16, 2014 15:53
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I'm working a three day wank right now getting close, probably won't make day four
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Oct 16, 2014 15:55
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I actually did the math on this two weeks ago. About 5,500.
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vyst posted:I'd estimate I've masturbated about 3584 days in my life. Started when I was 12, so using this forumula, I'm at around 4000+ at the moment, and a lot of those were multiple days, so basically enough to fill a small pool.
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Oct 16, 2014 16:06
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Going by averages, about ~5300 times.
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Oct 16, 2014 16:12
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4 times a week for 34 years
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Oct 16, 2014 16:15
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Probably about 4000 times roughly. I thought about this a month or two ago too lol
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Oct 16, 2014 16:20
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I'm in a pretty bad porn-hole right now, so I couldn't tell you how many times I've masturbated TODAY.
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Oct 16, 2014 16:21
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if every time i masturbated you got an elephant and you could stack those elephants up you would go to the moon and back
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Oct 16, 2014 16:34
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11,581.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:00
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My estimate puts it somewhere around 8,874 times. Probably more though.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:20
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n+1
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Oct 16, 2014 17:29
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Enough to make a self-winding watch run until the universe dies of heat death.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:31
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Not as many times as the OP's mom has swallowed.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:31
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420 times 
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Oct 16, 2014 17:36
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Liquid Chicken posted:Not as many times as the OP's mom has swallowed. take that back right this instance
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Oct 16, 2014 17:41
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like 1000 times
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Oct 16, 2014 17:41
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a lot
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Oct 16, 2014 17:43
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enough to make a glob baby out of all the cum ive produced a man sized glob baby thanks for reading
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Oct 16, 2014 17:47
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only a handful
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i will get back to you with some info soon op, just need to weigh all my cum jars and divide the number on the average weight of my ejaculations
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Is masturbation a sin? I’m 17 and I have been doing it for a long time but I don’t know if I’m hurting God. I have stopped from doing it for about 3 weeks now but I fell attemped every day. Is this a sin? How can I control it? Thank you for everything Best Regards - Daniel Daniel, Good question to ask, and brave of you to ask it. Jesus condemns looking at women or girls in order to lust after them. (Matt 5:28) So perving at chicks, which lots of 17 year old guys would treat as normal, is a sin and offends God. It’s easy to get sucked into a cycle which fuels sexual desire to the point where it can’t be controlled. Perving at girls at school or at the beach, looking at pornography, worst of all internet porn, all fuel desire. When masturbation leads to unhelpful sexual thinking and lust you are sinning and need to do something about it. Make the conscious, aggressive decision to look somewhere else, or go somewhere else, or turn the computer off or whatever it takes! Jesus promises that when we are being tempted, he’ll give us a way out. (1 Cor 10:13) Ultimately I think that it is much better to resist the temptation to masurbate as you have been, asking God to help you day by day, and resisting the temptation to perv and treating women as sexual objects. It’s good to wonder if you’re hurting God. You’re not. In fact you can’t! God’s grace is big enough to deal with any sin. He sent his son Jesus to die so our sins can be forgiven and we can be His sons. We struggle with sin, but that doesn’t mean we’ve killed our relationship. As God’s sons we can call on Him in prayer to help us in our temptations. I’ve prayed for you as I wrote this, you might pray after you read it. Ian.
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I don't masturbate because it's a sin according to the Jehovah's Witnesses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhAeleTQZ6s
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Oct 16, 2014 17:53
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Zero. I'm asexual.
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Oct 16, 2014 18:20
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The real question is how has your technique improved or changed
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Oct 16, 2014 18:22
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:The real question is how has your technique improved or changed I'm more assertive now that I'm older and more experienced and know what I want
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Oct 16, 2014 18:32
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Twice daily on average since 11 - so 365 days a year... 19 years wanking it... 13,870 times. Not including those mega-wank days of just sitting in bed furiously beating it.
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Oct 16, 2014 18:38
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Sokoban posted:Twice daily on average since 11 - so 365 days a year... 19 years wanking it... 13,870 times. Not including those mega-wank days of just sitting in bed furiously beating it. This seems accurate enough that I'll go with 13,000.
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Oct 16, 2014 18:44
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Sokoban posted:Twice daily on average since 11 - so 365 days a year... 19 years wanking it... 13,870 times. Not including those mega-wank days of just sitting in bed furiously beating it.
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Oct 16, 2014 18:45
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i've been perpetually masturbating for years so never?
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Oct 16, 2014 18:46
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I find making old man noises helps a lot. Just grunting and moaning by my lonesome
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Whirlwind Jones posted:You're 30 lmao grandpa. Oh poo poo
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Thousands. Maybe tens of thousands.
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