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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > how many times do you think you've masturbated in your life
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Notmypants
Jan 3, 2014

Pants pants moose pants.
That's what I don't want to find out.

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Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

Over 9000
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fappenmeister
Nov 19, 2004

My hand wields the might

 Enough to seed life on other planets in the universe.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I just checked the calculator. It said a lot!

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
roughly 4380 times, OP.

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Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
 Oh gently caress, I hate being put on the spot. Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lots

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
About 3 times a week for about 12 years, so around 2000.

2001

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JustTerrible
Apr 30, 2008
 I plan to masturbate until it kills God.

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