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If you take this medication, you'll become a triathlete your ex wife will come back to you and your garden will look fantastic.
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Nick Drake in car commercials. They crossed the line at Harvest Breed 
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Oct 16, 2014 16:58
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basically just the fact that everyone is happy and things don't suck unlike real life
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Oct 16, 2014 16:59
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So what if you're poor, we have this product that's so elegant and luxurious that old money people will stare in shock at being out classed by you. -alternatively- So what if you're poor, we have this product that shows that lower class people have a type of fun those snooty riches can never know.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:01
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a guy playing golf, confidently tees off and watches the ball fly towards the horizon before turning to say "since my wife's death, I ____"
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Oct 16, 2014 17:01
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gamefly commercials with that douche with the beard and rocketpack who apprently i'm supposed to know who it is but fuckin dont
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Oct 16, 2014 17:02
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Commercials for Wal-Mart where people look happy.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:03
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Harald posted:rapist Are you talking about the one where he kills the lava monster?
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Oct 16, 2014 17:05
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Happy people
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Oct 16, 2014 17:06
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BrownJenkin posted:Commercials for Wal-Mart where people are dressed in something nicer than a heavily used t-shirt and ratty shorts.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:07
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everything is tinted blue bc youre in the dickpill matrix
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Oct 16, 2014 17:07
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sirens and car honks in radio ads are the loving worst
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Oct 16, 2014 17:08
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the implication that the advertised product isn't total bullshit manufactured by slave labor
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Oct 16, 2014 17:15
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a heavy set italian matron waggling a wooden spoon at the camera like "mamma gonna cook up some fuckin spagool" or something
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Oct 16, 2014 17:15
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Time to open a bag of chips. I'd better get out a ruler, measuring level and exact-o knife so I can slice the top inch off the bag with perfect military precision.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:18
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gwaaargh posted:a heavy set italian matron waggling a wooden spoon at the camera like "mamma gonna cook up some fuckin spagool" or something If one of these commercials had an Italian matron actually saying that phrase, I'd buy jar after jar of whatever sauce is advertised.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:19
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Funkstar Deluxe posted:sirens and car honks in radio ads are the loving worst Seriously these should be illegal.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:20
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gwaaargh posted:a heavy set italian matron waggling a wooden spoon at the camera like "mamma gonna cook up some fuckin spagool" or something Spagool just became my favorite Italian word.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:25
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Car dealer who runs ads repeatedly on every channel, yammers on and on and has a single catch phrase always used at the end. You folks in upstate New York know which fat gently caress I'm talking about.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:26
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Applewhite posted:Seriously these should be illegal. i agree like im driving down the road suddenly *radio ad on FULL VOLUME*  "oh gently caress oh gently caress i haven't buried these bodies yet"
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BrownJenkin posted:Spagool just became my favorite Italian word. I don't think it's a real word but it should be!
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Oct 16, 2014 17:36
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Guancho posted:gamefly commercials with that douche with the beard and rocketpack who apprently i'm supposed to know who it is but fuckin dont this is him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ5BBWwd_x0 those commercials are garbage but his sense of humor is actually pretty great I hate when companies make a commercial that's all "fact #___ about our product" and it's some high number like you're hearing all these facts about that thing even though that ad is the only one like that and it plays a lot
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Oct 16, 2014 17:39
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the happy well-adjusted family who eat meals together and do wholesome activities in the park
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Oct 16, 2014 17:40
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The actual worst commercials are the ones that tie pseudo inspirational concepts like boldness or international community to their lovely consumer product. If you work in advertising you should shoot up your workplace.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:41
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all car commercials. luxury, jeep, sedans, trucks. all of them are gay.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:42
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Applewhite posted:Seriously these should be illegal. Yeah they really should. I've been driving down the road, under the speed limit, seatbelt on, hands on 10&2, etc. and these sirens still scare the piss out of me.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:43
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steel drums and slow-mos of car tires spinning through mud e; not at the same time
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Oct 16, 2014 17:44
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Miltank posted:If you work in advertising you should shoot up your workplace. Miltank that is not funny pls don't even joke about that.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:50
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Blistex posted:"Incompetent dad here to mess things up so my wife can roll here eyes and show me how it's really done with the desired product". The one-armed dude in the swifter commercial seems like a competent dad. Unless he lost his arm in a household cleaning accident...
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Oct 16, 2014 17:54
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Applewhite posted:Miltank that is not funny pls don't even joke about that. if every advertising firm got shot up or bombed it would be good day today.
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Oct 16, 2014 18:04
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Miltank posted:if every advertising firm got shot up or bombed it would be good day today. Not for their families.
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Oct 16, 2014 18:08
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Ask your doctor about ____________! gently caress you, my doctor should TELL me what I need
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Oct 16, 2014 18:09
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Applewhite posted:Not for their families. 
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Oct 16, 2014 18:09
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The geico gecko is from New Zealand, not British
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Oct 16, 2014 18:09
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Ads for defense contractors in Washington DC magazines and subway posters. Who is riding the metro that can afford to buy a drat Tomahawk missile? It's effing stupid.
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Oct 16, 2014 18:10
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BrownJenkin posted:Women who, instead of using the handle on the cup, wrap both hands all the way around it while keeping their forearms parallel and elbows close together. They tilt the cup back with their wrists. Does anyone actually drink this way? in commercial world this is what middle aged women do when they want to tell one another about how they are pooping so often lately with the help of probiotics
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Oct 16, 2014 18:11
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Drink Cheerwine posted:everything is tinted blue bc youre in the dickpill matrix It isn't even a pleasant blue, just a sickly grayish color that makes everything look as dead as the target consumer's boner. Still better than chillin' in separate bathtubs, the true sign of an active sex life.
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Oct 16, 2014 18:11
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Applewhite posted:Not for their families. Are you sure? The family members probably knew full well their relative's chosen profession was marketing and advertising after all so it might still be a great day for everybody.
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drat I love coal so much dont you guys love coal? gently caress solar power and green energy, look at this smokestack blowing all this black poo poo in the air how loving metal is that.
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