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Blistex posted:"Incompetent dad here to mess things up so my wife can roll here eyes and show me how it's really done with the desired product". Nah the beauty of these ads is that it shows how cunning and smart men are. Never do something well that you don't want to do again, he's being incompetent on purpose to make her believe he's too dumb to do it, so that she'll do it from now on.
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Oct 16, 2014 23:43
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Ads where I can't tell whether it's just dubbed over or the actors are just that retarded.
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Oct 16, 2014 23:54
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Mameluke posted:the old christian man in a developing country. why do you need my help when you're right there, just slap the flies off that skinnyfat baby yourself they never tell you what country they're in and isn't money better spent trying to reform the government that allows the kids to suffer, rather than just bring in food and other supplies that are only going to last so long
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Oct 17, 2014 00:50
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everyone starts dancing..... in an OFFICE?!?!? (or any other place people don't normally dance)
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Oct 17, 2014 00:55
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hey look at that dork over there that uses our competitor's product, look at this fuckin loser. now look at this totally cool guy that uses OUR product! looks like the model we hired for the commercial is going home with the cool guy tonight!
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Oct 17, 2014 01:18
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Drink Cheerwine posted:i hate theon e where they think ill buy their poo poo Agreed. Theon was an rear end in a top hat and im glad his dick got cut off.
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Oct 17, 2014 01:20
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ugly women in ads to look real, i mean if i have to watch a commercial why make me suffer.
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Oct 17, 2014 01:22
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i dont watch advertisements. i dont have tv and i use adblock
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Oct 17, 2014 01:24
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ads for makeup where the makeup is literally just photoshop ads for removing blackheads on your nose where they show the removal of sebaceous filaments instead of actual blackheads
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Oct 17, 2014 01:25
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Shots of generic, pretty, usually white, and presumably rich people enjoying a product so you should too if you want to be like them. Houses that are styled/decorated/furnished in a way that is completely unfeasible for anyone who makes less than $100k/yr and doesn't have a personal Martha Stewart clone doing all the work, with bonus points if it's presented as a "common, everyday household."
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Oct 17, 2014 01:32
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Up to your rear end in back taxes or student loans?  THIS IS SERIOUS GROWNUP poo poo MAN *cartoon fox sings a jaunty tune*
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Oct 17, 2014 01:53
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show me the carfax
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Oct 17, 2014 01:59
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menstruating women seriously have so much fun its crazy. i want some tampons/pads please
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Oct 17, 2014 02:06
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if they showed some lady in all white riding a horse with no leakage i'd be impressed
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Oct 17, 2014 02:15
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i don't know if there are still glockenspiels in commercials since i entered my bunker 18 months ago
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Oct 17, 2014 02:35
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Casual racism sure is getting played out in commercials. I mean, look at this crap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp20Qli57Q8 That would've been funny in '58, but this is the '60s, people. Get it together.
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Oct 17, 2014 02:44
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erectile dysfunction ads with FILFs whose dick a woman might actually want to touch and whose condition is in no way related to obesity or crippling alcoholism
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Oct 17, 2014 02:45
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the term is dilf, kiddo source: i spend my morning checkin out dilfs as they drop off their kids
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Oct 17, 2014 02:47
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Leroy Dennui posted:Casual racism sure is getting played out in commercials. I mean, look at this crap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp20Qli57Q8 Bling Baby Jello is my next username. Dibs.
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Oct 17, 2014 02:48
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:the term is dilf, kiddo dilf *works it around in my mouth uncertainly* diiiiilllf
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Oct 17, 2014 02:49
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I honestly do not know. I've only seen football ads for the last few years. they are all terrible.
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Oct 17, 2014 02:54
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im everyman brett favere and i like jeans that are cut in the shape of a you, not a vee, cause i don't like people or things touching my junk cause i'm a man and not a human being unless it's your sister
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Oct 17, 2014 03:04
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DisgracelandUSA posted:im everyman brett favere and i like jeans that are cut in the shape of a you, not a vee, cause i don't like people or things touching my junk cause i'm a man and not a human being unless it's your sister what the gently caress are you talking about, idiot?
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Oct 17, 2014 03:08
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what the gently caress are you talking about, idiot? look at his liberal queer who doesn't see ads for real american wrangler jeans between his decadent hollyweird tv shows.
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Oct 17, 2014 03:16
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:show me the carfax there's something wrong with that fox's voice. way too soft or something.
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Oct 17, 2014 03:17
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The ones where they talk about one thing then suddenly start talking about something completely irrelevant.
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Oct 17, 2014 03:17
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look at this weaselly balding gently caress bringing lunch from home. no way will i, a gorgeous redhead with perky tits, respect him until he starts eating wendy's chicken sandwiches.
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Oct 17, 2014 03:19
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"yayyy cloud" is a catchphrase at my house now
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Oct 17, 2014 03:19
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"You're a woman with disposable income and nobody else's problems matter in the slightest"
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Oct 17, 2014 03:21
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whoflungpoop posted:dilf *works it around in my mouth uncertainly* diiiiilllf whoa i didnt even think of that
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Oct 17, 2014 03:24
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DisgracelandUSA posted:im everyman brett favere and i like jeans that are cut in the shape of a you, not a vee, cause i don't like people or things touching my junk cause i'm a man and not a human being unless it's your sister Hes selling microtouch old man trimmers now, they show it all the time on nfl network But Favre is a dilf/qilf so its only a matter of time before he shows up in boner pill ads too
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Oct 17, 2014 03:47
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LifeSizePotato posted:"yayyy cloud" is a catchphrase at my house now I thought you got kicked out of GBS!
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Oct 17, 2014 03:50
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:show me the cervix bet that tag line would make more money
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Oct 17, 2014 03:50
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I hate that every commercial with music includes whistling. quit whistling. QUIT loving WHISTLING YOU loving FUCKS
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Oct 17, 2014 04:22
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TOILETLORD posted:bet that tag line would make more money if u tattooed this on ur face u would drown in pussy
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Oct 17, 2014 04:31
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any ads with whistling or ukeleles inspire me to contemplate murdering strangers
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Oct 17, 2014 04:39
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I thought you got kicked out of GBS! you must have me confused with someone else, i'm gbs's resident lovable whitenoise scamp
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Oct 17, 2014 04:40
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LifeSizePotato posted:you must have me confused with someone else, i'm gbs's resident lovable whitenoise scamp I like your av!
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I like your av! do you know what it means?? i don't understand any of it
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