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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!
I'm as big a fan as any of marveling at the glorious idiocy to pour forth from Eripsa's damaged mind and put-on keyboard, but seriously he's in dormant mode right now. We won't be seeing much from him until his current batch of court-ordered haldol wears off he gains inspiration in the next mega-disruptive paradigm shifting flash-in-the-pan tech to come along.

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Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Captain_Maclaine posted:

the next mega-disruptive paradigm shifting flash-in-the-pan tech to come along

Excuse me, the word you are looking for is "architectonic".

Caros
May 14, 2008

SedanChair posted:

Synereo's twitter has been dormant as balls since a week before Halloween.

What happened Eripsa?

Not actually true. They just have that post pinned to the top of their twitter for some reason. They post roughly once a week, most recently to beg bitcoiners to translate their announcement thing into other languages. Gotta spread the word about that thing that will never, ever exist.

Their official blog, on the other hand, hasn't seen a post in a little under a month.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Caros posted:

Not actually true. They just have that post pinned to the top of their twitter for some reason. They post roughly once a week, most recently to beg bitcoiners to translate their announcement thing into other languages. Gotta spread the word about that thing that will never, ever exist.

Their official blog, on the other hand, hasn't seen a post in a little under a month.

Perhaps they are taking cues on social media from livejournal?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I'm as big a fan as any of marveling at the glorious idiocy to pour forth from Eripsa's damaged mind and put-on keyboard, but seriously he's in dormant mode right now. We won't be seeing much from him until his current batch of court-ordered haldol wears off he gains inspiration in the next mega-disruptive paradigm shifting flash-in-the-pan tech to come along.

Eripsa sits in a dark room filled with empty cans of Bawlz energy drink and untouched meals, lit only in the cold glow of an LCD monitor that he stares unblinkingly upon, hugging his knees to his chest as he rocks slowly back and forth in his desk chair. Every so often he reaches out with one shaking hand towards a keyboard. He doesn't look at it, the motion is more muscle memory than conscious thought anymore, as one claw-like finger stabs down on the F5 key. His screen changes to a stark, blinding light that makes him wince as his Opera browser reloads with agonizingly slow speed. Eventually it displays the same thing it has shown over and over again for almost two months now; "Unique IP Hits: 5,045". Almost imperceptibly one eye twitches and an observer might swear they could hear him murmur "paradigm" over and over again like a holy mantra as the cycle begins anew and he begins to rock back and forth once more.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Caros posted:

To be fair, you have to accuse him of personally enjoying child pornography to get him to answer some pretty simple questions, so...
By the way, for anyone just coming into the thread now: this isn't a joke, this is literally what it took to get a straight answer out of Erispa. He the undisputed king of vacillation.

fade5 fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Dec 12, 2014

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Caros posted:

Not actually true. They just have that post pinned to the top of their twitter for some reason. They post roughly once a week, most recently to beg bitcoiners to translate their announcement thing into other languages. Gotta spread the word about that thing that will never, ever exist.

Their official blog, on the other hand, hasn't seen a post in a little under a month.

I still can't even work Twitter. I'm already a digital peasant in the e-conomy.

Caros
May 14, 2008

SedanChair posted:

I still can't even work Twitter. I'm already a digital peasant in the e-conomy.

Don't feel too bad. I honestly came to make the same post about a month ago and only realized it when I went back to copy the tweet that there were ones underneath it. They really should change it since it makes their twitter feed feel even more like the barren old west town, complete with old post tumbleweeds.

quote:

By the way, for anyone just coming into the thread now: this isn't a joke, this is literally what it took to get a straight answer out of Erispa. He the undisputed king of vacillation.

Multiple times. He had to be accused multiple times to get him to reply.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Caros posted:

Don't feel too bad. I honestly came to make the same post about a month ago and only realized it when I went back to copy the tweet that there were ones underneath it. They really should change it since it makes their twitter feed feel even more like the barren old west town, complete with old post tumbleweeds.

They should actually never change it because that's the only honest thing about their whole project, and even that's unintentional.

Wabbit
Aug 22, 2002

Have you any figs, Sir?

Caros posted:

Don't feel too bad. I honestly came to make the same post about a month ago and only realized it when I went back to copy the tweet that there were ones underneath it. They really should change it since it makes their twitter feed feel even more like the barren old west town, complete with old post tumbleweeds.

Speaking of which, there hasn't been a new tweet from Synereo or an update to Eripsa's blog in over a month. What's going on in there, guys? Eripsa you can't just leave us hanging, we got social networks that need fixing. Can we get an update?

Kalman
Jan 17, 2010

I wonder if he dissociated himself from it once it became clear that anonymous networks mostly get used for child porn.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Kalman posted:

I wonder if he dissociated himself from it once it became clear that anonymous networks mostly get used for child porn.

Fool, don't you remember the lengthy Strangecoin parable he wrote about that very topic? Actually neither do I, except that it was weird and creepy.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Wabbit posted:

Speaking of which, there hasn't been a new tweet from Synereo or an update to Eripsa's blog in over a month. What's going on in there, guys? Eripsa you can't just leave us hanging, we got social networks that need fixing. Can we get an update?

Saw this post, thought I would check his twitter; still posting about bugs.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Kalman posted:

I wonder if he dissociated himself from it once it became clear that anonymous networks mostly get used for child porn.

To be clear, what they determined is that anonymous networks mostly get used to go right back out onto the normal network without people knowing its you. And of the remaining portion, most of that is child porn.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Nintendo Kid posted:

To be clear, what they determined is that anonymous networks mostly get used to go right back out onto the normal network without people knowing its you. And of the remaining portion, most of that is child porn.
I guess internet revolutionaries shitposting on forums hidden behind dot onion addresses create less traffic than the common creep :yikes:

Caros
May 14, 2008

Wabbit posted:

Speaking of which, there hasn't been a new tweet from Synereo or an update to Eripsa's blog in over a month. What's going on in there, guys? Eripsa you can't just leave us hanging, we got social networks that need fixing. Can we get an update?

Thanks for posting this by the way. I've been snickering about this since last week but didn't want to Necro the thread for fear of mods. I did however send Eripsa a message over Google+ asking this exact question. He didn't reply. :negative:

In all seriousness, I honestly think I've done more work on a Gundam tabletop wargame than Eripsa et al will ever do on Synereo. I'm not sure which of those facts are sadder but I'm just throwing it out there.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Nintendo Kid posted:

To be clear, what they determined is that anonymous networks mostly get used to go right back out onto the normal network without people knowing its you. And of the remaining portion, most of that is child porn.

Allow me to write a lengthy piece of speculative fiction musing on this. Well it's not actually lengthy--that would take work--but boy howdy I can guarantee that you will have some trouble getting to the end of it.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Caros posted:

Thanks for posting this by the way. I've been snickering about this since last week but didn't want to Necro the thread for fear of mods. I did however send Eripsa a message over Google+ asking this exact question. He didn't reply. :negative:

In all seriousness, I honestly think I've done more work on a Gundam tabletop wargame than Eripsa et al will ever do on Synereo. I'm not sure which of those facts are sadder but I'm just throwing it out there.

I can confirm that Eripsa's behaviour is completely normal for a shut-in nerd who has not managed to become a functioning member of society :v:

*gets interested thing*
*reads bullshit about thing ON THE INTERNET*
*devotes like two months of his life to thing*
*loses interest in thing*
*becomes lazy and inactive for a few weeks/months*
*starts again*

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

blowfish posted:

I can confirm that Eripsa's behaviour is completely normal for a shut-in nerd who has not managed to become a functioning member of society :v:

*gets interested thing*
*reads bullshit about thing ON THE INTERNET*
*devotes like two months of his life to thing*
*loses interest in thing*
*becomes lazy and inactive for a few weeks/months*
*starts again*

This is mostly right, but the levels of devotion he displays when in his up moments make me suspect there's some genuine mental illness involved as well.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Isn't it time this thread (and all past and future Eripsa threads) were moved to E/N?

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Isn't it time this thread (and all past and future Eripsa threads) were moved to E/N?

No, because they are not just sad, but also funny.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

blowfish posted:

No, because they are not just sad, but also funny.

That still sounds like E/N to be honest.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

blowfish posted:

No, because they are not just sad, but also funny.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

That still sounds like E/N to be honest.

He is the embodiment of the goon down the well.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Synereo has taken an interesting new direction

Caros
May 14, 2008

jre posted:

Synereo has taken an interesting new direction



You just made my day. Thanks for this.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
There's a typically breathless Medium post about how "the blockchain" is going to usher in a new tomorrow.

https://medium.com/backchannel/how-bitcoins-blockchain-could-power-an-alternate-internet-bb501855af67

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


emfive posted:

There's a typically breathless Medium post about how "the blockchain" is going to usher in a new tomorrow.

https://medium.com/backchannel/how-bitcoins-blockchain-could-power-an-alternate-internet-bb501855af67

So part of the "solve" for blockchains having a limit of complexity and growth is to introduce newly-developed blockchains within the blockchain network (say, blockchains that deal in micro-transactions of a single bitcoin)... and yet the history of bitcoin scams and fuckups doesn't make that additional complexity scary as hell?

I mean it goes without saying that the base assumption for blockchains is paying the early-adopters & miners new units. If the technology was good enough to replicate the internet But Better, why would that be a core assumption for anyone but the bitcoin faithful?

Badera
Jan 30, 2012

Student Brian Boyko has lost faith in America.

Caros posted:

You just made my day. Thanks for this.

I can't wait for Eripsa's TED Talk about this exciting new stage in development.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

jre posted:

Synereo has taken an interesting new direction



Oh no, it looks like our social networks are broken!

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

Orange Devil posted:

Oh no, it looks like our social networks are broken!

:drat:

And on that note, it's time to goldmine.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Cantorsdust posted:

:drat:

And on that note, it's time to goldmine.

Yeah. Although I wish there were a way to somehow adapt this into a Tuesday Goldmine or something. To warn others. To warn the networks.

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