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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Wow Tim Cook tell me are they gonna be faster or what, amazing

Find a stream link and I'll post it here but I'm already watching on my Apple TV :smug:

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
No one cares you're dumb and gay kill yourself idiot human being.

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009

Whirlwind Jones posted:

No one cares you're dumb and gay kill yourself idiot human being.

confirmed

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

cool beans, op

Posted from my Surface Pro 3

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Whirlwind Jones posted:

No one cares you're dumb and gay kill yourself idiot human being.

drat jones I thought we were buds :(

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Don Tacorleone posted:

drat jones I thought we were buds :(
You thought wrong fucker! :twisted:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

crapple ibad

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."

Whirlwind Jones posted:

No one cares you're dumb and gay kill yourself idiot human being.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Nonsense posted:

crapple ibad

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i bet this new ipad will be even more absorbent than the last one

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

calling it: new ipad will be thinner and faster

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Whirlwind Jones posted:

You thought wrong fucker! :twisted:

Well gently caress YOU then, rear end in a top hat!

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Whirlwind Jones posted:

No one cares you're dumb and gay kill yourself idiot human being.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

guys, guys, this is no time to be fighting. apple has signed up over 500 banks to support apple pay.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Hehe Tim Cuck

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
uh let's see should i buy an apple ipad or should i *goes to olympic podium and looks at kindle fire, galaxy tablet and microsoft surface pro in 1, 2, and 3 slots*

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
tim cook is leading apple down a dangerous path


a path where phones wobble when placed on tables, and icons are authentically digital

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Wasting a poo poo ton of resources on making "updated" technology nobody needs but will buy anyway because people gotta suck Steve Jobs' putrid cock

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Tim Cook has gone from awkward southern accent nerd to awkward nerd who thinks everyone likes him and is now insufferable

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
man i didn't even hear about this big conference, but i managed to get a video of the pre-show entertainment apple had bought

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvrCoVYy9KM

guys i think apple is in trouble

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

slightly smaller and more expensive than last one

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Wow this guy has terrible jokes

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
new ipad collects your fingerprints for the nsa yay tim cook

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Don Tacorleone posted:

Wow this guy has terrible jokes
I'd gently caress him. I want to gently caress him.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

This hair guy just got the audience to clap for new text effects in the Apple PowerPoint app

What the gently caress

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Don Tacorleone posted:

This hair guy just got the audience to clap for new text effects in the Apple PowerPoint app

What the gently caress
He's hot and cool and I want to gently caress him.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

They're all apple employees duh



but thanks for reminding me, OP. I almost forgot!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

This guy is the king of Dad jokes

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Don Tacorleone posted:

This guy is the king of Dad jokes

has there been an Updog sighting at the apple conference yet

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Please don't call Stebe Colbert

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

This is it, Apple has jumped the shark

This is so bad

And the audience is clapping for these bad jokes

What the gently caress

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

is there an unofficial stream somewhere for those of us on os/2 warp?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i got an ipad 2 for christmas a few years ago and it's really good for posting from the toilet imo

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Don Tacorleone posted:

This is it, Apple has jumped the shark

This is so bad

And the audience is clapping for these bad jokes

What the gently caress
:getin:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I've just blacked out from the bad jokes

I think the demo is nearly over, fortunately

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Don Tacorleone posted:

This hair guy just got the audience to clap for new text effects in the Apple PowerPoint app

What the gently caress

employees dunderhead

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lol apple has hired teh same marketing firm samsung uses now

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I honestly can't believe how bad this is

Haha, their super secret code is a funny handshake

I am officially not an apple fan anymore, Apple is doomed

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Sneak preview of Apples next conference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Nonsense posted:

lol apple has hired teh same marketing firm samsung uses now

It's about that level of bad, possibly worse because Samsung had production budget

This man should be shot at th the end of this presentation

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