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Obama will take your PC away and force everybody to buy iPads. just you wait and see!
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fuckin' president ebola, taking away patriotic computers from hard working americans and giving us liberal tech
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Oct 16, 2014 20:02
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Don Tacorleone posted:Let's make them purple Welcome to 1999: 
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Oct 16, 2014 20:10
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Steve Jobs had impeccable taste:
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Oct 16, 2014 20:12
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Bimmi posted:Steve Jobs had impeccable taste: those cathode ray tubes sure are stylish
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Oct 16, 2014 20:16
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Apple is highly regarded in the industry for its elegant and intuitive user interface design:
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Oct 16, 2014 20:16
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Serious computers for serious people:
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Oct 16, 2014 20:21
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i wonder how many mac pros have been destroyed by people who thought they were trash cans at this point
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Oct 16, 2014 20:22
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Bimmi posted:Steve Jobs had impeccable taste: They are... perfect
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Oct 16, 2014 20:24
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poors bitching about tech they can't afford itt
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The old clamshell/toilet lid iBooks were the best models they've ever made. The built in carry handle was great upside down apple symbol 4life
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Oct 16, 2014 20:24
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the industry is trying to make 4k a standard and they just come in and say 'heh 5k' oh yeah well 5.1k is coming soon so imma wait on it.
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Oct 16, 2014 20:38
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There was nothing wrong with the puck mouse. Yeah, I loving went there bitch:
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Oct 16, 2014 20:44
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Steve used to have a real cube fetish.
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Oct 16, 2014 20:56
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Blistex posted:Steve used to have a real cube fetish. new Apple urine filter is looking better this year.
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Apple products are basically following the life of a hollywood starlet. They started off in their teens wearing flower prints in the 90s and only weird overweight creeps with beards were interested. Then suddenly they got hot in the 2000s and everyone wanted in on it. Now they're starting to look old and the only thing they can do to look better is to get as thin as humanly possible to the point where poo poo breaks if you lean on it. Eagerly awaiting the facelift / madonna period where ipads are just sheets of 1mm thin glass with a picture of a 2010 iPad on it to make you remember the good old days when you didn't need to worry that your tech would break if you put it in a bag.
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RobattoJesus posted:Apple products are basically following the life of a hollywood starlet. They started off in their teens wearing flower prints in the 90s and only weird overweight creeps with beards were interested. Then suddenly they got hot in the 2000s and everyone wanted in on it. Now they're starting to look old and the only thing they can do to look better is to get as thin as humanly possible to the point where poo poo breaks if you lean on it. in this analogy androids are what, e/n goons?
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Oct 16, 2014 21:27
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Whirlwind Jones posted:No one cares you're dumb and gay kill yourself idiot human being. still accurate 3 pages in
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RobattoJesus posted:Apple products are basically following the life of a hollywood starlet. They started off in their teens wearing flower prints in the 90s and only weird overweight creeps with beards were interested. Then suddenly they got hot in the 2000s and everyone wanted in on it. Now they're starting to look old and the only thing they can do to look better is to get as thin as humanly possible to the point where poo poo breaks if you lean on it. hmm makes sense to me jackyl posted:in this analogy androids are what, e/n goons? theyre child tv actors
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Oct 16, 2014 21:29
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jackyl posted:in this analogy androids are what, e/n goons? Androids are like W&W goons. They get swoler and swoler every year, but they still aren't considered sexy because of their crippling mental issues and the fact that they have nicknames that come from different types of cake.
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Oct 16, 2014 21:30
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I am going to buy an apple watch tomorrow.
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I haven't owned a watch in 5 years, but - the geniuses at apple - they convinced me that I really want one.
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Oct 16, 2014 21:35
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You're right a $9,999 apple watch edition will be the best money anyone can spend
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Oct 16, 2014 21:46
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siri, what time is it? time to buy an apple watch 2
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Oct 16, 2014 21:49
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Apple Watch Sport (aluminum/glass): $349 (not a guess) Apple Watch (stainless steel/sapphire): $999 Apple Watch Edition (18-karat gold/sapphire): $9,999 Lol
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Oct 16, 2014 21:57
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what the gently caress does apple watch edition even mean that name is retarded
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Oct 16, 2014 21:58
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Rocks posted:Apple Watch Sport (aluminum/glass): $349 (not a guess) Naturally I choose the stainless steel version. While I make more than enough to afford the last, stainless steel version is the one that most reflects my personality and creativity.
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Oct 16, 2014 21:59
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Mange Mite posted:what the gently caress does apple watch edition even mean that name is retarded It's when someone who doesn't know anything about fashion tries to emulate fashion based on a comic stereotype they picked up from Zoolander, and because Apple have so much money the fashion world is just going along with it because they need money to buy arctic tiger furs.
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Oct 16, 2014 22:04
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pathetic little tramp posted:uh let's see should i buy an apple ipad or should i *goes to olympic podium and looks at kindle fire, galaxy tablet and microsoft surface pro in 1, 2, and 3 slots*
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LifeSizePotato posted:is there an unofficial stream somewhere for those of us on os/2 warp? OS/2 was used by radio personality Howard Stern. He once had a 10 minute on-air rant about OS/2 versus Windows 95 and recommended OS/2. He also used OS/2 on his IBM 760CD laptop.
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Oct 16, 2014 22:08
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Bimmi posted:Steve Jobs had impeccable taste: this is dope
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BigBoss posted:OS/2 was used by radio personality Howard Stern. He once had a 10 minute on-air rant about OS/2 versus Windows 95 and recommended OS/2. He also used OS/2 on his IBM 760CD laptop. i'm trying to figure out if i can install os/2 onto the new 5k imac, maybe sh/sc can help
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Oct 16, 2014 22:10
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who ever throught it was cute to call the model the edition i will find you and break your scrawny dork neck
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Steve Jobs was a real dick head, it's pretty incredible the levels of dickiness he managed to achieve Apple, in his death, are still fellating his cold rigor mortis cock. A potent metaphor for capitalism I may say.
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RobattoJesus posted:It's when someone who doesn't know anything about fashion tries to emulate fashion based on a comic stereotype they picked up from Zoolander, and because Apple have so much money the fashion world is just going along with it because they need money to buy arctic tiger furs. Zoolander was funny because it was true. Anna Wintour is basically a caricature at this point.
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BigBoss posted:OS/2 was used by radio personality Howard Stern. He once had a 10 minute on-air rant about OS/2 versus Windows 95 and recommended OS/2. He also used OS/2 on his IBM 760CD laptop. all the while popping trimspa and downing it with the hollywood 24 hour diet drink BOBBBBABOOE
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Rocks posted:Apple Watch Sport (aluminum/glass): $349 (not a guess) I spent 10,000 bones on a watch that'll be last years model
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werent the weird flower imac aimed at the japanese? those guys will buy anything!
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Apple isn't a technology company, its a fashion company that uses technology to sell its cases.
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