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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Asking for a friend! I told him to wear it to the gym to pick up chicks but he didn't think it was appropriate, does anyone know when its ok to wear it? I want to exploit him.

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Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Appropriate wear is as part of ribbons or medals, (below the Bronze Star but above the Meritorious Service Medal,) on the lapel of a civilian suit jacket with no more than two other medals, or as a piercing through the left nipple.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Don't forget vanity plates for his Camero.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Tell him to wear it on his sleeve.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

He could tattoo it on his forehead.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

He should wear it on his back left pants pocket then head for the bar.

Destro
Dec 29, 2003

time to wake up
It should be pinned to his PT belt per regulation.

iceslice
May 20, 2005
Bro, tell him to put his entire ERB across the back of his car.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
i pierced my dick with mine i thought that's how everybody does it :shrug:

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
get free ihop

then bang a waffle waitress

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
i eat blue waffles with my purple heart

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
i cum on mine a lot hth

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

thanks for the replies all, we are going out tonight so ill try to pin it to his rear end and we will see what happens!

also: what do pt and erb stand for?

Bertram
Oct 25, 2010
Couldn't he just get a backpeice of it?

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Mike-o posted:

i pierced my dick with mine i thought that's how everybody does it :shrug:

do they give you a second purple heart for this?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Illegal Carrot posted:

do they give you a second purple heart for this?

Only if you can piss straight in the air and not get wet afterwards.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

BONGHITZ posted:

thanks for the replies all, we are going out tonight so ill try to pin it to his rear end and we will see what happens!

also: what do pt and erb stand for?
Pube Trimmer and Extended Range Boner, respectively.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Only if you can piss straight in the air and not get wet afterwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JytisL-c67o

Edit: Wear it to an E-1 AND UP car dealership for xxxtra special rates.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Godholio posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JytisL-c67o

Edit: Wear it to an E-1 AND UP car dealership for xxxtra special rates.

Oh hey this is a classic I'll just watch it again and :stare:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Well then

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Godholio posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JytisL-c67o

Edit: Wear it to an E-1 AND UP car dealership for xxxtra special rates.

:stonk:























:fap:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
He should wear it on his license plate so he gets out of speeding tickets

And if your state doesn't have purple heart plates move out of that godless commie shithole to a state that supports are troops

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Oct 19, 2014

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Can you get the free registration without getting the Purple Heart plate?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

In most states if you're around 60% rated yea.

Tell him to put it in his dresser drawer and never talk about it because we all have one and no one cares about your stupid sprained ankle.

Crazy Mike
Sep 16, 2005

Now with 25% more kimchee.
Mail it to President Obama because after seeing how people berate him in the media you understand what it's like to be hurt while providing service to your country.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Christoff posted:

Can you get the free registration without getting the Purple Heart plate?

Why would you not take the plate?

You can park in handicap spaces with out a permit because who the gently caress is going to say a drat thing to a purple heart at a grocery store. Cops won't write you a ticket either. Just limp a little into and out of the store.

Best scam going outside of the DV plates.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Oh but I get threatened with a ban because I want to take my dog into restaurants.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Serious question. Can't you get one of those service dog vests?

Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009

Ogrel72 posted:

Serious question. Can't you get one of those service dog vests?

Pretty much anyone can get a Service Animal vest - even for blatantly inappropriate animal. (Hostile slavering mastiffs? Yup, seen it.) Legally, all you can be asked is if it's a service animal required because of a disability, and what service it preforms. Useful info

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

Zamboni Apocalypse posted:

Pretty much anyone can get a Service Animal vest - even for blatantly inappropriate animal. (Hostile slavering mastiffs? Yup, seen it.) Legally, all you can be asked is if it's a service animal required because of a disability, and what service it preforms. Useful info

So I can't use a Helper Monkey as a service animal, but I can use a miniature horse? Lame.

KetTarma
Jul 25, 2003

Suffer not the lobbyist to live.
gonna get a service sugar glider

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

quote:

When it is not obvious what service an animal provides, only limited inquiries are allowed. Staff may ask two questions: (1) is the dog a service animal required because of a disability, and (2) what work or task has the dog been trained to perform. Staff cannot ask about the person’s disability, require medical documentation, require a special identification card or training documentation for the dog, or ask that the dog demonstrate its ability to perform the work or task.

My RESCUE DOG which I RESCUED is a SERVICE ANIMAL because it alerts me to things which relate to MY DISABILITY. *feeds dog french fries, lets it walk around the airplane*

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Victor Vermis posted:

My RESCUE DOG which I RESCUED is a SERVICE ANIMAL because it alerts me to things which relate to MY DISABILITY. *feeds dog french fries, lets it walk around the airplane*

You laugh but I do this type of poo poo IRL all the time.

I'm a lot more like Goodman in The Big Lebowski than you'd probably believe. Fatter too prly.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

People definitely abuse it but I don't see a problem if it's just to bring a dog somewhere outdoors that they should be allowed in the first place. Like a beach.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Obama Africanus posted:

You laugh but I do this type of poo poo IRL all the time.

I'm a lot more like Goodman in The Big Lebowski than you'd probably believe. Fatter too prly.

I had you pegged as more of a Barton Fink John Goodman.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I had you pegged as more of a Barton Fink John Goodman.

If that's Denzel's Buddy in flight you are 100% spot on.

I am an IRL mashup of John Goodman in The Big Lebowski, and Flight.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
John Goodman in both of those roles owns, also his role in Red State.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
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Shadowbox on display in your cubicle

Pin it to your tie, wear to work every day

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mike-o posted:

John Goodman owns

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

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