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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > the unfunny thread
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Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012

Elissia posted:

Every time people laugh, Satan gets a little stronger.

Satan doesn't exist, actually.

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
 im ill at the moment

this isnt funny at all so I thought id post it in here

* # ? Oct 17, 2014 23:03
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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
code:
If FunnyExists("the unfunny thread" [, "anything posted here"]) then
Msgbox("Congrats rear end in a top hat!!!!!", 666, 420)
Endif
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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 jokes that are in the form of code

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Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012

Moola posted:

im ill at the moment

this isnt funny at all so I thought id post it in here

are you going to be okay?

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
 no I think im dieing

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Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012

Moola posted:

no I think im dieing

have you seen a doctor? is there anything I can do to help?

* # ? Oct 18, 2014 01:57
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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
 no im gonna die

goodbye im dying now this is my last post I think

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Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012

Moola posted:

no im gonna die

goodbye im dying now this is my last post I think

rest in peace friend

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Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
money's kind of tight this year, I feel bad about not getting the kids much for Christmas and even worse that my first impulse to try to make them happy is buying things

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Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!

exspurt analcyst posted:

code:
If FunnyExists("the unfunny thread" [, "anything posted here"]) then
Msgbox("Congrats rear end in a top hat!!!!!", 666, 420)
Endif

Code like jokes aren't funny, good idea.

code:
.check:
LDA Post_FunnyLevel
BEQ .check
BRK

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTFtbY3EjJw

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Elissia
Dec 28, 2012

 hey can we post webcomics in here because they're never funny

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Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012

Elissia posted:

hey can we post webcomics in here because they're never funny

they usually try to be, so I'd prefer if you didn't

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Elissia
Dec 28, 2012

Breadallelogram posted:

they usually try to be, so I'd prefer if you didn't

I assure you this comic has never attempted humour in years.

unfunny car race strategy.

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Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012

Elissia posted:

I assure you this comic has never attempted humour in years.

unfunny car race strategy.

hmm, you're right about that one

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