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Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


do not be funny in this thread. mods, please punish anyone who tries to be funny here.

rules:
1. no humor
2. no jokes
3. no laughs
4. no goofs
5. don't be funny

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Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


just want to clarify that you don't necessarily have to post sad things, just make sure that what you post isn't funny

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


mysterious frankie posted:

I'm naturally ebullient, man. Considering my own gay demise is the only tonic.

I wonder how many of us just looked up the word ebullient. I did.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


RobattoJesus posted:

My computer is restarting in 53 seconds because of an update so I'm making this post quickly to inform everyone of this fact. I hope this is informative and above all unfunny.

I hope you return to us soon.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


I also want to add that your post can be interesting or informative, but not funny.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


IceLicker posted:

My cat has feline AIDS.

that loving sucks dude

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Tiler Kiwi posted:

my cat is just ugly and worthless

I love mine

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

GBS is just FYAD now. This is our forum, not theirs, and we will not yield to their filth. :rolleyes: :allears: :allears: :rolleyes: :allears: :rolleyes: :allears:

I disagree, fyad has its own culture

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Tiler Kiwi posted:

are there any good sociological studies done of fyad? i at least want some demographical information, the SAcyclopedia entry is SORELY lacking in quantitative data.

I think braww is doing his phd dissertation on fyad iirc

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012



I think this guy tried to joke.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Kidsolo posted:

he said "not funny"... doobie is a riot

borderline imo

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Kylra posted:

Onomatopoeia aren't jokes.

Also I seriously wanna know why the chicken crossed the road. People keep asking me and I don't have an answer. I'm not a chicken psychologist.

hmm you're probably right, maybe he was just knocking for the heck of it

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


420 Gank Mid posted:

0/10 post

was expecting link to fyad

so my post wasn't funny? good.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


the most recent season of louie was less funny than previous seasons in general, but I still enjoyed watching it

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012



I'm proud of you for coming out and I'm glad my thread could be the place for you to do so.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Luvcow posted:

I worked with some sick kids today. :smith:

They were still sick when I left.

that's too bad, what are they sick with?

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012



:siren:laughter alert!:siren:

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Hellsau posted:

Wait are bad, unfunny, overused jokes that are poorly delivered not allowed?

rule 2 of the thread says no jokes but i would let that one slide

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Regrettable posted:

Wait, GBS is supposed to be funny?

I'm not in charge of GBS, but I would prefer this thread in particular to be unfunny

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Dr. Witherbone posted:

Modern Jerry Seinfeld.

post-modern

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


spxxkxrbvx posted:

I'm starting to suspect that OP thinks this is actually pretty funny.

don't worry, I don't

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Luvcow posted:

That early flu thing that's going around, lol, sorry nothing serious :)

But they are all autistic so GBS can hate that I guess :smith:

do not be sorry, it would be wrong to wish illness upon children

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


gnarlyhotep posted:

oh fine, the punchline is "Terrible!"

:siren: joke alert! :siren:

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Bread Set Jettison posted:

Zzzzz at this post

it's early and I am tired too

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Sosiz posted:

I'm depressed

do you need help?

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Kylra posted:

What is a breadallellogram anyway? I don't remember that in geometry.

I can't tell you in this thread because it violates one of the rules, I think.

Sosiz posted:

Alcohol keeps the pain away, thanks

I don't think that's the best way to deal with your depression but I do not judge you for it. I wish you the best and hope you can find happiness.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Kylra posted:

I don't care. Jokes, even the unfunny ones, trigger me. This was supposed to be a joke-free zone.

If the username isn't funny by itself, it is safe to post here, I think. I simply won't explain it at the risk of causing a laugh, or chuckle.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Sosiz posted:

I didn't come to this thread find happiness

you could find happiness here, but it won't be from jokes

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Kylra posted:

It is only when you figure out that happiness is overrated that you can be truly happy.

happiness is really good, and you can find it from a lot of sources that aren't funny, for example the happiness you may feel from succeeding in your job

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Elissia posted:

Every time people laugh, Satan gets a little stronger.

Satan doesn't exist, actually.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Moola posted:

im ill at the moment

this isnt funny at all so I thought id post it in here

are you going to be okay?

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Moola posted:

no I think im dieing

have you seen a doctor? is there anything I can do to help?

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Moola posted:

no im gonna die

goodbye im dying now this is my last post I think

rest in peace friend

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Elissia posted:

hey can we post webcomics in here because they're never funny

they usually try to be, so I'd prefer if you didn't

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Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Elissia posted:

I assure you this comic has never attempted humour in years.

unfunny car race strategy.

hmm, you're right about that one

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