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FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

mine is rocky iv

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
rocky

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
the one where he fights the russian

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Predator :c00lbert:

TryAgainBragg
May 5, 2014
rocky balboa bitches

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

the one where he wipes out that entire south american army single handedly

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed
[Baby]
Stay in line, bitch
Get your mind right
Let's go, playboy
Look:
I'll bat the piss out a bitch quick
[M.] Oh yeah, he'll do it!
I'll wilin' off that Ruby Red and Absolute
Catch me hoppin' out somethin' from 2002
Leave a scar on your hoe from the side of my shoe
Bitches gotten hosed up - I ain't never been cheap
All I know is bricks, money, pussy, and streets
Niggas hatin' 'cause my teeth lookin' like they piece
I done spent about a-hundred-fifty grand at least
Boy, don't make me smile 'cause I'll blind a bitch
Hoes shout when I pass - that's a Tymer, bitch
Don't pop up at the house, you might find your bitch
on my video tape - man, rewind that poo poo
And if my main hoe flip, she get one for that
If she takin' private trips, her lip hung for that
I don't love no hoe - after I gently caress 'em, I don't know 'em
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, I'm Rocky Balboa

[Hook (Juvenile)]
If lil' momma actin' bad, then, nigga, you show her
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa
If lil' one outta line, then, nigga, you go-a
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa
If a broad touch yurn, then, nigga, you show her
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa
If she wilin' with another nigga, wodie, you go-a
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa

[Mannie Fresh]
Meet me at the cat cave, bitch, in a hour
And I'ma show your dog rear end, yo, I got the power
to have you screamin', "No, no!"
Shove you in your go-go
I got my nut - I'm 'bout to get up and take a photo
Wait a minute, hold up, baby, slow it down
Touch your toes, toot your rear end, now turn around
And admit you the poo poo - drat, I love you, girl
Yeah, I'm lyin', but I'm tryin' to gently caress up your whole world
Got your picture suckin' dicks in a big black Chevy
What your name? That's a shame - I forgot already
I told 'em you got super-suction on your head
I told 'em you do bad-rear end tricks in the bed
I told 'em you could flip and land dead on the dick
I told 'em they could do you next, freak, 'cause I quit
Catch you from behind
Bend your perfect spine
Baby got that pussy, but that rear end is mine

[Hook (Juvenile)]
If lil' momma actin' bad with you, nigga, you show her
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa
If lil' one outta line, then, nigga, you go-a
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa
If a broad touch yurn, then, nigga, you show her
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa
If she wilin' with another nigga, wodie, you go-a
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa

[Mannie Fresh]
Listen up, lil' nigga - I got a story to tell
'bout a bitch that I left down in ATL
Went to Miami, and I met a freak
She been workin' on me, slurpin' on me one whole week
Got a freak that I love down in Acetown
Can't remember how she look 'cause she keep her face down
One in L.A., two in New York
One in Chicago, stay in Hyde Park
Three from China
One in Carolina
Ten in my city
Six of 'em pretty
Lil' momma from Tennessee: drunk off Hennessy
I should've stuck her a long time ago, but she killin' me

[Baby]
I love this lifestyle 'cause I'm real with this poo poo
Been runnin' 'round uptown with the baddest bitches
Took a flight to Chicago to holler at my clique
Rollers, hustlers, and niggas who pimp bitches
My main man, Johnson, Big Man, and Shorty
I got to be here for my son and my daughter
Now five a ki if you're transportin'
My nigga hit a lick and bought a Range Rover
My hoe went to the beef, but I don't know why, wodie
The hoe know I got ki's, dope, and Dosier
Nothin' but guns
Bitch, I'ma show ya
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, I'm Rocky Balboa

[Hook (Juvenile)]
If lil' momma actin' bad with you, nigga, you show her
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa
If lil' one outta line, then, nigga, you go-a
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa
If a broad touch yurn, then, nigga, you show her
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa
If she wilin' with another nigga, wodie, you go-a
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa

[Juvenile]
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa

Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa
Bauw, b-b-bauw, bauw, Rocky Balboa

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
I thought he was great as Serpico.

ChiliMessiah
Feb 11, 2014
I thought that the one with the transvestite vampire was pretty cool. Very cutting social commentary 5/5

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57qB6Kwroo

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
the one where his heart explodes due to excessive hgh abuse.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Best training montage aside from the original. Hearts on Fire for best song.

Also it never stops being funny how they portray Rocky as the scrappy do-it-yourself backyard brawler and Drago as the gaudy overdone machine-made man considering what the US and USSR are usually known for (gross consumerism and poverty, respectively). I mean yeah they allude to this being the "true" American spirit with Apollo's ostentatious first fight that's all bark and no bite, but it still seems funny to someone who first saw it 15 years after the USSR disbanded.

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTgXnDZoYNA

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

First Blood

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
single-handedly winning the cold war both in cinema and in real life is rocky balboas greatest achievement

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lol. mine is Rocky

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gary oldmans diary posted:

single-handedly winning the cold war both in cinema and in real life is rocky balboas greatest achievement

What? Ronald did nothing?

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Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


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