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pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!
tell me

why am i such a bad poster

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Kylra posted:


There is more to sex than loving people with penises and rape.

:vince:

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Spiderjelly posted:

what holiday treats can I make after scraping out Miley Cyrus' innards through her snizz with a carrot peeler?
Stuff her corpse, put on a pyramid hat and you'll have the best scary Halloween setup in the neighborhood.

Malf posted:

tell me

why am i such a bad poster
Lack of practice.

Member Since
Dec 31, 2007
Post Count
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You have homo in your name so I figured you would know. :shrug:

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
if a gbs goon wore a fedora and gave you a pony ring (twilight) for marriage what exactly will his irl stats have to be (irt wealth, humor, epicness) for you to say yes?

pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!
nike or adidas

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

afeelgoodpoop posted:

if a gbs goon wore a fedora and gave you a pony ring (twilight) for marriage what exactly will his irl stats have to be (irt wealth, humor, epicness) for you to say yes?
Rich enough to buyout Soros, funny enough to be a superstar in every forum except D&D, and so epic that he's the reason aliens have not invaded Earth to kill us all yet.

pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!

afeelgoodpoop posted:

if a gbs goon wore a fedora and gave you a pony ring (twilight) for marriage what exactly will his irl stats have to be (irt wealth, humor, epicness) for you to say yes?


heh totally epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!
oi you slag how much for a nosh

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Kylra posted:

You have homo in your name so I figured you would know. :shrug:

How would you complete this?


"im_______"

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
will there ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark?

pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!
at what point will you stop replying to this thread???????

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Malf posted:

nike or adidas
They both use sweatshops but otherwise seem to make functional shoes so no opinion.

Malf posted:

oi you slag how much for a nosh
$5

Top City Homo posted:

How would you complete this?


"im_______"
Awesome.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Kylra posted:

Rich enough to buyout Soros, funny enough to be a superstar in every forum except D&D, and so epic that he's the reason aliens have not invaded Earth to kill us all yet.

im a kylra fan now

pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!
why are you so slow at replying

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Robbie Fowler posted:

will there ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark?
Probably not because kids don't have a fully developed musculature and I don't know if Olympic Swimmers can even accomplish that.

Malf posted:

at what point will you stop replying to this thread???????
When I get bored of it or people stop asking questions. Just like I'm going to keep posting threads from that "tell me what thread to post next" thread until I am out of posts or just get tired of it.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
sega saturn or playstation

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
What do you think will happen in GBS 10/31/14?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Kylra posted:


Awesome.

:wow:

very edgy


a real innovator this one

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Malf posted:

why are you so slow at replying
Because I am trying to either be informative or witty with my responses.

afeelgoodpoop posted:

sega saturn or playstation
Like all Imps, I appreciate all types video games for their own strengths and weaknesses.

Luvcow posted:

What do you think will happen in GBS 10/31/14?
The forum will be raptured by Ralp and only the funny posters will be left behind.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
if you had to kiss a videogame character which one would it be

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

afeelgoodpoop posted:

if you had to kiss a videogame character which one would it be
It's a tossup between Bayonetta and Celes.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
what was ur favorite weapon in cod black ops 2

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
why do black people have denser bones than everybody else?

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Daedra posted:

what was ur favorite weapon in cod black ops 2
I haven't played it, but I am partial to shotguns so probably one of those.

afeelgoodpoop posted:

why do black people have denser bones than everybody else?
Evolution and geentics.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
what is aatrek up to these days

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
how many times have you felt like absolute poo poo because a good male friend suddenly showed that he liked you.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Daedra posted:

what is aatrek up to these days
Probably watching all the Star Trek episodes with Wesley Crusher in them.

afeelgoodpoop posted:

how many times have you felt like absolute poo poo because a good male friend suddenly showed that he liked you.
None so far.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
what is ur favorite racial slur

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
is this video coool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSvHt9a6-m8

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Daedra posted:

what is ur favorite racial slur
Honky, because every time I think of things like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7vANMggH9I

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
I am a fan of most things video game or video game accessories. That includes this.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
why do you think nerds have such a hard time getting laid?

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

afeelgoodpoop posted:

why do you think nerds have such a hard time getting laid?
Because being a nerd basically means you have a fetish for something that isn't sex or related to it.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
wouldnt that make them sexier in comparison?

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

afeelgoodpoop posted:

wouldnt that make them sexier in comparison?
If you have the same fetish and don't mind doing that instead of having sex I suppose.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
what's the sexiest thing a dude can do to improve his chances with the op.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Kylra posted:

Literally, just ask me anything and I will try to answer.

why are you a dominoes fan? That poo poo is gross!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

afeelgoodpoop posted:

what's the sexiest thing a dude can do to improve his chances with the op.

u need to be awesoem asexula lesbian

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

afeelgoodpoop posted:

what's the sexiest thing a dude can do to improve his chances with the op.
Be a lady instead. Aside from that probably play video games. I'm somewhere in the middle on Kinsey scale type deals so it's not a deal breaker.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

why are you a dominoes fan? That poo poo is gross!
It's pizza. Pizza owns.

Also Domino's is much better than some other chains like Papa Johns.

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Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Top City Homo posted:

u need to be awesoem asexula lesbian
Why would I want to date an asexual lesbian? That's like ordering a pizza "just the crust please".

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