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Between the many provocateurs on SA right now and the number of personal matters you will soon have to attend to irl, I'm rolling out this nifty little pre-written meltdown to help you get across your major points. Note: This can obviously be used as just the foundation for your meltdown - feel free to add whatever you need for that personal touch. I am [ ] shaking my head and laughing at the joke this forum has become [ ] justifiably angry [ ] dead [ ] unashamed of the Montblanc incident and want to report that I will be stepping down from my position as [ ] Goon who posts in every GBS megathread and most of the other threads. [ ] Goon who only posts in one specific thread about one specific topic. [ ] YOSPOS/BYOB reg. [ ] "The Pen Thread Guru". I admit it might have been wrong to [ ] defend the concept of pedophilia via convoluted, contradictory rhetoric that included comparing and contrasting "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" with "Big Top Pee Wee". [ ] take binoculized pictures of my neighbor using Reddit/BitCoins/X-Box One/Etc. [ ] not call mom when the meds stopped working. [ ] - No. I'm actually not sorry at all. I fiucking love these pens. I hope you all will at least miss [ ] recalling seeing my avatar several times in other threads but not ever remembering any of my specific posts. [ ] my desperate and manic variations on the same joke we've been making for over a year. [ ] my rap recommendations. [ ] my calligraphy how-tos, which, provided I get a walk on this thing, will continue at my Blogspot. But for now, the time has come for me to [ ] conduct a lengthy Q&A with Bind-Torture-Kyanka over at SS. [ ] start the offsite. [ ] continue, even in death, to emotionally and financially burden my family. [ ] Wikipedia what exactly qualifies as a "deadly weapon". QUIKTIPS: - Adding hth, lol (or any of its variations), imho to the end of your thousand word post or PM will make it a lot harder for people to accuse you of taking the SomethingAwful forums too seriously. - Use your enemy's username at least three times in the body of any post directed towards them. Forums posters HATE THIS. - Most importantly, always remember that you are clearly in complete and total control of this situation. Any additional hints are welcome.
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yeah and stop banning me for sass reasons pricks
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Obeah posted:Any additional hints are welcome. Carve swastikas into your face and arms and start screaming and making GBS threads everywhere
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not reading all that poo poo
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