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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


ive got like 5 cans of chili, some old rifle, a bunch of liquor, some old weed, and a big tank of well water. im out in the middle of the country though so i might live a bit longer than you city folk

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Sheng-Ji Yang fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Oct 17, 2014

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i read that two nurses contracted ebola in texas. is this true?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i got some guns and 6 months freeze dried food, and access to 300 gallons of water i good.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Sweet Tea posted:

i read that two nurses contracted ebola in texas. is this true?

if by "contracted" than you mean injected by obama himself than yes :tinfoil:

A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

ive got a dog and some ice cream plus a lot of rice, i think im set?? probably. oh and toilet paper

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

if by "contracted" than you mean injected by obama himself than yes :tinfoil:

Ebola is a sexually transmitted disease.

A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

My Imaginary GF posted:

Ebola is a sexually transmitted disease.

much like your posting!!!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
I'm carrying around a spray bottle full of bleach and spraying unattractive people just to be safe.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
THEY'RE FIRING UP THE OVENS AT THE FEMA CAMPS. OBAMA IS STARTING THE FINAL SOLUTION. GET TO THE HILLS NOW. GOD BLESS.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Three Olives posted:

I'm carrying around a spray bottle full of bleach and spraying unattractive people just to be safe.

don't spray yourself w/ bleach 3o

A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

Three Olives posted:

I'm carrying around a spray bottle full of bleach and spraying unattractive people just to be safe.

no you gotta have hand sanitizer man cmon

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


mod sassinator posted:

THEY'RE FIRING UP THE OVENS AT THE FEMA CAMPS. OBAMA IS STARTING THE FINAL SOLUTION. GET TO THE HILLS NOW. GOD BLESS.

im ready no fema black helicopters are getting me

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
if there actually is an epidemic i'm gonna stop going out to eat I guess. lol

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

A Tin Of Beans posted:

much like your posting!!!

Girl, you know I gots condoms in my bugout bag

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


thinking about it though my neighbor will probably kill me for my water. hm

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
Gonna headshot the shambling infected from my rooftop sniper's nest.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
we're sending the national guard to loving africa but the government won't issue a travel ban for people coming to the us from those three ebola countries.



what the poo poo

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Pulp Can Move posted:

Gonna headshot the shambling infected from my rooftop sniper's nest.

IF YOU HAVE TO, HIDE IN A SHOPPING MALL AND BOARD UP THE ENTRANCES.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I gotta be honest, I was kind of hoping this whole ebola thing would be wrapped up by now. I started reading about it months ago and I'm a little burned out on the topic.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
If I get Ebola any of you guys are allowed to lick me but nothing weird okay?

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
30yo male lookin for hung ebola infected twink....pm me if interested...

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Salt Fish posted:

I gotta be honest, I was kind of hoping this whole ebola thing would be wrapped up by now. I started reading about it months ago and I'm a little burned out on the topic.

its just gettin started

Snapdrak
Apr 21, 2011

TOILETLORD posted:

i got some guns and 6 months freeze dried food, and access to 300 gallons of water i good.

I thought you didn't have any food????

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5qqfsQGYus

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Snapdrak posted:

I thought you didn't have any food????

like i'm touching my food that cost like 5 times what normal food cost unless i'm dying.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Snapdrak posted:

I thought you didn't have any food????

yeah wtf

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
see i lie non stop

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
Ebola is about to break loose in America. It's already in Dallas and Atlanta. Boston will be its next stop I am sure and soon airplanes, taxis, and the T will not be safe. Don't wait for it to be too late. I have been prepping for about 10 years in the Vermont mountains and have a hidden sustainable bug out shelter well off the grid and completely self sufficient. I only fear that by going there now, alone, I will emerge in 10-15 years to find humanity has succumbed to this modern day plague and I will have no way to keep the species going.

I plan to wait no longer than 2 weeks to head out. I have enclosed some pictures of my shelter so you can see this is for real and it is not going to be completely rustic. If you already have children and wish to bring them then I think that is a good idea, and if not that is fine too. I request that you are fertile and able to bear at least three children with me should we find ourselves in a situation where a decade or more passes before it is safe to emerge. If you have small arms experience or hunting experience that is a big plus.

Snapdrak
Apr 21, 2011

TOILETLORD posted:

see i lie non stop

Stop lying.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



after the bolapocalypse... we'll meet again some sunny day

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

after the bolapocalypse... we'll meet again some sunny day

* fist bump*

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I hope ebola kills me before my next round of exams :D

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I hope ebola kills me before my next round of exams :D

Three-week incubation period. Better drink some African piss now, friend.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


are you prepared to buy and sell ebola blood on the black market. value can only go up up up

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I have a safe full of guns and a lakehouse in a city full of republican rednecks who pray for the zombie apocalypse.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I got a backlog of Steam games that I plan to get through when the end comes

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
HOW MUCH GOLD YOU GOT? WAIT DON'T ANSWER THAT WHEN THE NSA ARE LISTENING. LIGHT FIRES OUTSIDE YOUR YARD TO SEND SIGNALS.

Snapdrak
Apr 21, 2011

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

are you prepared to buy and sell ebola blood on the black market. value can only go up up up

Sell dirty ebola stuff on ebay, its an emerging market

GENUINE EBOLA SOILED BRIEFS *LIKE NEW* NO RESERVE

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Don Tacorleone posted:

I got a backlog of Steam games that I plan to get through when the end comes

jokes on you when gabe shuts down the servers after his bloody bulk gives out

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Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

if by "contracted" than you mean injected by obama himself than yes :tinfoil:

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