Week 7 Aftermath Thread: Never Count Out Touchdown Tom

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Volkerball posted:

gently caress the dumb bengals

Show some respect to one of the top five 7-8-1 teams in the history of the NFL.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 07:01

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:42

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Does Tom Brady always get dressed in the dark?

Uh that jacket owns

# ? Oct 17, 2014 07:34

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Intruder posted:

Uh that jacket owns

But with what appear to be Dockers? Yech.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 07:44

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Intruder posted:

Uh that jacket owns

It belongs on a schlubby Jack Klugman character from a cheap 70s TV movie.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 07:45

Gerty: Jun 11, 2013; by XyloJW

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

It belongs on a schlubby Jack Klugman character from a cheap 70s TV movie.

yeah you're right it owns

# ? Oct 17, 2014 07:50

GaussianCopula: Jun 5, 2011; Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Just imagine the jets fire Rex and than the patriots hire him as their new DC. That would be fun. (he will than learn become headcoach when Billy retires and lead the patriots to another decade of dominance over the jets)

# ? Oct 17, 2014 07:58

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Thaddius the Large posted:

But with what appear to be Dockers? Yech.

Guaranteed Tom hasn't worn Dockers in 15 years.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:19

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Eifert Posting posted:

I just assume he's trying to piss off his wife when he dresses like that.

Or she dresses him that way.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 13:01

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

She totally picks out his clothes.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 13:05

Dre2Dee2: Dec 6, 2006; Just a striding through Kamen Rider...

Current Jets anger fuel making the rounds - http://instagram.com/p/uPU3dJtUOg/

Anyway, it was a close game so I'm not upset. At least they had a good gameplan, they executed mostly well. Every FG kick the Jets made, the Pats kept getting closer and closer, so yeah they eventually broke through with a block. For the Jets to win any game, as they had before under Rex, all three phases of the team has to be clicking. If any one fucks up too much, the whole thing is ruined.

The best part is the Jets have lost every game after the bye under Rex, so if you figure we lose to the Bills after the bye and maybe the Chiefs after that... Jets will be 1-8 in no time :v:

# ? Oct 17, 2014 13:46

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Of course the Jets are the first team in NFL history to lose committing 0 turnovers, rushing for more than 200 yards, and having a TOP over 40. Of course.

http://www.pro-football-reference.c...er_by=game_date

Diva Cupcake fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Oct 17, 2014

# ? Oct 17, 2014 14:23

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

So far I've just tuned in at the last 4th quarter of each TNF game I've watched and I have yet to be disappointed. Last night was magical.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 14:27

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

Dre2Dee2 posted:

Current Jets anger fuel making the rounds - http://instagram.com/p/uPU3dJtUOg/

Anyway, it was a close game so I'm not upset. At least they had a good gameplan, they executed mostly well. Every FG kick the Jets made, the Pats kept getting closer and closer, so yeah they eventually broke through with a block. For the Jets to win any game, as they had before under Rex, all three phases of the team has to be clicking. If any one fucks up too much, the whole thing is ruined.

The best part is the Jets have lost every game after the bye under Rex, so if you figure we lose to the Bills after the bye and maybe the Chiefs after that... Jets will be 1-8 in no time

That really looked like a "hey, fuckface, get out of my way."

# ? Oct 17, 2014 14:28

TITY BOI: Apr 4, 2008; A REAL HUMAN BEING
AND A REAL TITY BOI

Harlock posted:

The face of a man watching a hieronymus bosch painting come to life before his eyes

# ? Oct 17, 2014 14:29

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Tom Brady is the best

# ? Oct 17, 2014 14:33

wtftastic: Jul 24, 2006; "In private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."

Harlock posted:

Can someone make a version that says "ITS HAPPENING" on it ala that Ron Paul.gif?

# ? Oct 17, 2014 14:36

E_Motion: Oct 26, 2004; Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!; College Slice

I quit watching last night during the 3rd quarter and went to sleep.
Now I watched the rest of the game, and that has got to be the most Jets ending ever and I wish i'd seen it live and the GDT reactions.

Come on AFC East, is my dream of the Patriots NOT winning the division for once so impossible?

# ? Oct 17, 2014 14:41

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

I think the thread got juked because everyone was expecting an icing so it took like 15 seconds to register that no, that's how the game actually ended.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 14:43

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Listen we did our part with the magic of chad Pennington in 08.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:09

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Mmmm Joe and Evan being really sad after Jets losses. Good radio days.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:13

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Dre2Dee2 posted:

Current Jets anger fuel making the rounds - http://instagram.com/p/uPU3dJtUOg/

Anyway, it was a close game so I'm not upset. At least they had a good gameplan, they executed mostly well. Every FG kick the Jets made, the Pats kept getting closer and closer, so yeah they eventually broke through with a block. For the Jets to win any game, as they had before under Rex, all three phases of the team has to be clicking. If any one fucks up too much, the whole thing is ruined.

The best part is the Jets have lost every game after the bye under Rex, so if you figure we lose to the Bills after the bye and maybe the Chiefs after that... Jets will be 1-8 in no time

Don't you worry. The Jets will win more than enough meaningless post-elimination games to ruin the draft pick, fool the front office into thinking the team is moving in the right direction and maybe even save Rex's job.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:15

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Bengals.com posted:

�He�s in the same predicament we�re all in,� says Gilberry of first-year defensive coordinator Paul Guenther. �This is our defense. We all have stock in it. You want to protect your stock. That�s what we�re trying to do.�

Gilberry showed just how valuable he thinks it is during Sunday�s 37-37 bloodbath against Carolina. Prone on the ground after being head butted without his helmet, blood pouring from a cut above his eyebrow that required five stitches and blood filling his eye, he checked back into the game after being helped off the field and finished. Later he absolved the guilty party because, �It�s football.�

�I just wanted to do what I could to help my team overcome the situation we got ourself in,� Gilberry says. �That�s all I could think about. I wasn�t worried about myself at that time. After the game I was.�

The doctors checked his cornea for scratches and his eyeball for abrasions and cleared him to go Thursday in limited fashion.

Wallace Gillberry has been awesome for us. I can think of at least 3 games where he made the big play to ensure the win. I don't understand why KC let him go.

It amazes me that this sort of injury doesn't happen more often.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:17

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

wtftastic posted:

Can someone make a version that says "ITS HAPPENING" on it ala that Ron Paul.gif?

# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:20

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Rasczak posted:

That's beautiful. You're a beautiful person.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:27

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Rasczak posted:

Rasczak strikes again.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:28

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I hope Rex gets into broadcasting.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:30

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Eifert Posting posted:

I hope Rex gets into broadcasting.

He better come fix the Atlanta defense first.

Bonus, the Ryan brothers would be on opposing sides of a great NFL rivalry. I would get a giant bowl of popcorn just for the sideline shots of the Saints/Falcons games.

Is there a third Ryan that coaches special teams? That would just be the best.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:31

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Chilichimp posted:

He better come fix the Atlanta defense first.

Bonus, the Ryan brothers would be on opposing sides of a great NFL rivalry. I would get a giant bowl of popcorn just for the sideline shots of the Saints/Falcons games.

Is there a third Ryan that coaches special teams? That would just be the best.

If Buddy had a child that didn't want to be a defensive coordinator he would've drowned him in a tub.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:36

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:54

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

He's just doing this poo poo on purpose now

Looks like a pretty normal haircut, you gotta up your game son

# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:59

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

From the last thread re: Troy Aikman

Fenrir posted:

he always lacked polish and his decision making could sometimes be downright atrocious. Hence the near 1:1 TD:Pick ratio

Well this is dumb. Outside of his first two seasons and last season (when his team was pretty drat bad) his INT rate was never really that out of line with the rest of the league. For most of his prime he hovered around top ten in the league, and was either the leader or close several times. His TD/INT ratio is bad because he didn't get to throw in the redzone ever and thus never racked up big TD numbers.

He was also routinely among the league leaders in completion percentage, which is impressive when you consider that his role in the offense was to keep defenses from stacking the line by throwing a lot of bombs (which also accounts for the INT numbers to some extent)

Go ahead and try to find a contemporary writer who called him out for being overly mistake prone or making bad decisions. You won't find it, because they actually watched him rather than going off his Pro Football Ref page like a decade and a half after he stopped playing.

MourningView fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Oct 17, 2014

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:00

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Aikman was a good qb who generally was forced to chuck bombs so they could murder you with the run.

He owns get over it.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:03

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

I'd be fairly surprised if Rex takes a DC role next year. If anything he'll likely take a year off with ESPN before getting another head coaching gig.

mcmagic posted:

Don't you worry. The Jets will win more than enough meaningless post-elimination games to ruin the draft pick, fool the front office into thinking the team is moving in the right direction and maybe even save Rex's job.

Unless you're in love with Mariota the top end of the draft sort of sucks for the Jets needs anyways. Tons of DEs we don't need. Maybe an OT if you want to ditch Brick. The best CB prospect is tiny and likely a mid-late 1st rounder.

WRs are too tough to project this early so who knows if Amari Cooper is an elite talent.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:06

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Ozu posted:

I'd be fairly surprised if Rex takes a DC role next year. If anything he'll likely take a year off with ESPN before getting another head coaching gig.
Unless you're in love with Mariota the top end of the draft sort of sucks for the Jets needs anyways. Tons of DEs we don't need. Maybe an OT if you want to ditch Brick. The best CB prospect is tiny and likely a mid-late 1st rounder.

WRs are too tough to project this early so who knows if Amari Cooper is an elite talent.

At this point last year everyone still thought Bridgewater would go in the top three. Draft stocks will still change a ton before the draft.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:09

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Ozu posted:

I'd be fairly surprised if Rex takes a DC role next year. If anything he'll likely take a year off with ESPN before getting another head coaching gig.
Unless you're in love with Mariota the top end of the draft sort of sucks for the Jets needs anyways. Tons of DEs we don't need. Maybe an OT if you want to ditch Brick. The best CB prospect is tiny and likely a mid-late 1st rounder.

WRs are too tough to project this early so who knows if Amari Cooper is an elite talent.

Connor Cook maybe. Idk. Either way the jets wouldn't never have a high pick when an elite QB was in the draft. But we know that if the jets FO is good at anything it's reading way too much into meaningless games. They have done this the entire Woody era.

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Oct 17, 2014

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:11

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Rookie CBs almost always have little or no impact anyways. This year is kinda an oddity with Fuller and Verrett showing up right away. Even with them it's more that they have had a couple big games and otherwise avoided fuckups.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:14

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

lol Brady with the worst flop.

https://vine.co/v/Oq2qzHKEgA6

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:19

Dre2Dee2: Dec 6, 2006; Just a striding through Kamen Rider...

Ozu posted:

Of course the Jets are the first team in NFL history to lose committing 0 turnovers, rushing for more than 200 yards, and having a TOP over 40. Of course.

http://www.pro-football-reference.c...er_by=game_date

Yeah, that's what happens when you settle for FGs 4 or 5 times a game. :eng99:

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:26

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Ozu posted:

lol Brady with the worst flop.

https://vine.co/v/Oq2qzHKEgA6

It kinda sorta maybe looks like he might have tripped over Solder's foot, but there's about a half second delay between his foot contacting Solder's and him actually falling

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Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Dre2Dee2 posted:

Yeah, that's what happens when you settle for FGs 4 or 5 times a game.

If that were the case it would have happened plenty of times in the history of football. Only one close is the Dolphins loss to Manning a few years back when they had 45 minutes of TOP. They had a turnover though.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:42

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