Week 7 Aftermath Thread: Never Count Out Touchdown Tom

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latinotwink1997: Jan 2, 2008; Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!

Chris James 2 posted:

Looks more like it should he giselle's jacket. He lost a bet with her.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 17:49

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:47

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

I Own Soulz posted:

Looks more like it should he giselle's jacket. He lost a bet with her.

Yes, Giselle, well known for her looks, physique, and the measureables of an NFL quarterback.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:02

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Ozu posted:

lol Brady with the worst flop.

https://vine.co/v/Oq2qzHKEgA6

Tom just protecting himself from getting Bentley'd, Peyton-style.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:39

corsair: Jan 10, 2001

I thought that game went much as I expected it to.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:55

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Such a Jets way to lose

Geno looked acceptable, moved well and generally made decent throws. Still eating the lovely sacks though. Protection on a couple of third downs was awful, not sure if by design (screen plays?) or just bad blitz pickup. The running game was great. Less trick plays involving Vick though please

The defense did not get as shredded as I expected going in, but still had some bad blown coverages particularly on the first TD. The last TD it's hard to get mad about, good throw and incredible catch. Some horseshit DPI calls on the Jets, that one on Allen was terrible.

Overall the Jets were not embarrassed on the field like the last couple of weeks but given their TOP and number of redzone trips should really have won it.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:59

Gerty: Jun 11, 2013; by XyloJW

Chris James 2 posted:

Tom Brady is so loving cool.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:07

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

that coat is rad you dweebs

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:09

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:13

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

Toaster Beef posted:

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:15

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Toaster Beef posted:

quick post the sandoval gif

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:18

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

If anybody but Tom Brady was wearing that coat people would be asking which grandpa's couch he stole the pattern from.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:20

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Gerty posted:

Tom Brady is so loving cool.

You gotta respect that he makes millions but still shops at Goodwill.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:22

Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Regardless of the pattern, it fits him like a moo moo. I think he can afford to take it to a tailor.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:24

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

That'll teach me to take a lunch break

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:29

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Rasczak posted:

That'll teach me to take a lunch break

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:32

Gerty: Jun 11, 2013; by XyloJW

I wish Tom Brady would come out for the post game press stuff like this:

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:35

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Gerty posted:

I wish Tom Brady would come out for the post game press stuff like this:

God yes

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:42

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Rasczak posted:

That'll teach me to take a lunch break

Beautiful... just beautiful. :allears:

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:50

oldgoatmon: Jul 4, 2004; Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch

MourningView posted:

From the last thread re: Troy Aikman

Well this is dumb. Outside of his first two seasons and last season (when his team was pretty drat bad) his INT rate was never really that out of line with the rest of the league. For most of his prime he hovered around top ten in the league, and was either the leader or close several times. His TD/INT ratio is bad because he didn't get to throw in the redzone ever and thus never racked up big TD numbers.

He was also routinely among the league leaders in completion percentage, which is impressive when you consider that his role in the offense was to keep defenses from stacking the line by throwing a lot of bombs (which also accounts for the INT numbers to some extent)

Go ahead and try to find a contemporary writer who called him out for being overly mistake prone or making bad decisions. You won't find it, because they actually watched him rather than going off his Pro Football Ref page like a decade and a half after he stopped playing.

As someone who had to watch him at least twice a year for over a decade, I can attest he had ridiculous deep accuracy. For a number of years he was at minimum very good. I'd entertain arguments about how important emmitt and the offensive line were to that quality of play but I can't ever say I'd compare him to a game manager style qb.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:01

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Those Cowboys pretty much defined the perfect play-action pass attack over the top that everyone dreams of having.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:09

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

The Cowboys offensively are what the Texans would have been two years ago if they'd had a much better QB :sigh:

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:31

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

ZenVulgarity posted:

quick post the sandoval gif

Unlike Rex Ryan, Pablo Sandoval is a champion :colbert:

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:34

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

MourningView posted:

From the last thread re: Troy Aikman

Well this is dumb. Outside of his first two seasons and last season (when his team was pretty drat bad) his INT rate was never really that out of line with the rest of the league. For most of his prime he hovered around top ten in the league, and was either the leader or close several times. His TD/INT ratio is bad because he didn't get to throw in the redzone ever and thus never racked up big TD numbers.

He was also routinely among the league leaders in completion percentage, which is impressive when you consider that his role in the offense was to keep defenses from stacking the line by throwing a lot of bombs (which also accounts for the INT numbers to some extent)

Go ahead and try to find a contemporary writer who called him out for being overly mistake prone or making bad decisions. You won't find it, because they actually watched him rather than going off his Pro Football Ref page like a decade and a half after he stopped playing.

Actually *readjusts glasses* his DVOA when throwing to the left side of the field when under pressure after a play action was pretty bad. Clearly being carried by his team. If he could improve on that I might consider him mediocre *uses inhaler*

# ? Oct 17, 2014 21:11

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

What people keep forgetting about Troy Aikman is gently caress Troy Aikman.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 21:18

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Sour Diesel posted:

Actually *readjusts glasses* his DVOA when throwing to the left side of the field when under pressure after a play action was pretty bad. Clearly being carried by his team. If he could improve on that I might consider him mediocre *uses inhaler*

Thanks, Colin Cowherd.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 21:19

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Quiet Feet posted:

What people keep forgetting about Troy Aikman is gently caress Troy Aikman.

Troy has to hang out with Joe Buck for hours every Sunday. The man has atoned.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 21:29

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

football fuckerman posted:

Troy has to hang out with Joe Buck for hours every Sunday. The man has atoned.

And he forgets he did every time so he experiences it fresh every week

# ? Oct 17, 2014 22:08

StarcraftM: Jan 15, 2008; Full Fuckin' Circle.

Game went exactly as I figured it would.

Man, can Rex get a team of trash outside the D-line to play hard.

Thank god for those 11 days, please straighten the middle the gently caress up.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 22:10

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Bad Moon posted:

And he forgets he did every time so he experiences it fresh every week

His name is Joe. Don't believe his lies.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 22:12

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Grozz Nuy posted:

Unlike Rex Ryan, Pablo Sandoval is a champion

Lucky he can actually get bailed out by the team's passing game and by timely long bombs.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 22:22

alanthecat: Dec 19, 2005

If only Tom Brady would learn to take fashion tips from goons.

Just watched the highlights, was the pats run def as poo poo as the stats indicate?

# ? Oct 17, 2014 22:58

Homestar Runner: Oct 9, 2012; This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

I liked Troy Aikman when he was a Thunderbird

# ? Oct 17, 2014 23:11

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

alanthecat posted:

Just watched the highlights, was the pats run def as poo poo as the stats indicate?

Worse

# ? Oct 17, 2014 23:11

Gerund: Sep 12, 2007; He push a man

Phone posting

Jets trade conditional 2-4 '15 pick for Percy Harvin of Seahawks, pending physical

J E T S JETS JETS *tackled for 6 yard loss*

# ? Oct 17, 2014 23:19

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Homestar Runner posted:

I liked Troy Aikman when he was a Thunderbird

then why did you post a picture of Kirk Cousins

# ? Oct 17, 2014 23:34

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

then why did you post a picture of Kirk Cousins

I thought it was Lane Kiffin.

Oh wait, no, Josh McDaniels.

Err, gently caress...

Yeah, alright, white people all look alike.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 00:31

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

corsair posted:

I thought that game went much as I expected it to.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 01:14

TyroneGoldstein: Mar 30, 2005

Quiet Feet posted:

What people keep forgetting about Troy Aikman is gently caress Troy Aikman.

My high school experience (92 to 96) was basically Well, maybe the Giants can upset their chances at home field advantage this year in the playoffs...

So yeah, I agree.

I still oddly don't hate the guy though..

# ? Oct 18, 2014 02:08

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Does Tom Brady always get dressed in the dark?

It's his way of saying 'gently caress you, i'm good looking enough to get away with this poo poo'.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 02:24

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The Little Kielbasa: Mar 29, 2001; and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

Rasczak posted:

That'll teach me to take a lunch break

Close the thread. This gif will be the only appropriate response to every game this week.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 03:45

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