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get behind me.... satann....
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Oct 17, 2014 04:52
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That's mean. Like, what did Satan ever do to you personally?
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Oct 17, 2014 04:54
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statin gonna b-day-ice-bone so many witches
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Oct 17, 2014 04:56
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satan's birthday is actually on Walpurgisnacht, when hitler killed himself. whoever made that is wrong.
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Oct 17, 2014 04:57
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Why did they horizontally mirror the pumpkins but not the slashy circles gently caress you, someone's baptist photoshopping aunt
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Oct 17, 2014 05:00
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hale satin
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Oct 17, 2014 05:00
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HoboZero posted:Why did they horizontally mirror the pumpkins but not the slashy circles its probably like print shop pro or something
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Oct 17, 2014 05:01
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Oct 17, 2014 05:01
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Satan doesn't care. He thrives on sin, not worship. When you go to hell (and you will, because all humans are sinners) Satan will chew on you in one of his many mouths and laugh as he does. Then when your body is broken and your blood oozes down his throat he will throw you upon the cold ice of his inner domain, whereupon you will lay as if dead until he sees fit to resurrect you to proceed with your eternal torment. This will continue forever. You will go insane with the endless pain of it all, and you will never return to your former self. Hell is eternal, there is no salvation. There will be no Judgement Day. All your loved ones will forget you, as their minds will themselves be fully occupied by the pain and misery of their own eternal torment.
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Oct 17, 2014 06:28
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I'd party with him
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Oct 17, 2014 06:29
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Happy early bday, Satan.
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Oct 17, 2014 06:37
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Jesus is just jealous that chicks don't dress slutty on his birthday.
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Oct 17, 2014 06:38
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Jesus is just jealous that chicks don't dress slutty on his birthday. Psh, someone's never seen my Christmas thing.
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Oct 17, 2014 06:53
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I only ever want some!
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Jesus is just jealous that chicks don't dress slutty on his birthday.
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Oct 17, 2014 06:56
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So is Oct 31st the date of Satan's falling from grace (and being born again? as a self-owned sentience?)
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Oct 17, 2014 07:15
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exspurt analcyst posted:So is Oct 31st the date of Satan's falling from grace (and being born again? as a self-owned sentience?) no it's halloween and kids go around asking for candy
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Oct 17, 2014 07:18
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i heard someone hid a razor blade in an apple or a used needle in a chocolate bar
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Oct 17, 2014 07:20
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It's to commemorate when he pantsed Jesus a long time ago and his Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper spilled out all sorts of weird Jewy fan art, and so they called his dad and well
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Oct 17, 2014 07:20
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HoboZero posted:It's to commemorate when he pantsed Jesus a long time ago and his Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper spilled out all sorts of weird Jewy fan art, and so they called his dad and well lol Lisa Frank lmao
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Oct 17, 2014 07:21
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Oct 17, 2014 07:24
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satan fact: satan is great at bocce ball, and plays it a lot
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Oct 17, 2014 08:55
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Oct 17, 2014 08:59
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Southern Baptists are some of the most boring people on the planet
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Oct 17, 2014 09:42
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gnarlyhotep posted:Southern Baptists are some of the most boring people on the planet
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Oct 17, 2014 09:44
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Oct 17, 2014 10:04
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Satan has really good PR because he's pretty much the source of evil or as close to that as the abrahamic religions get but he's always portrayed as being super awesome in most media.
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Oct 17, 2014 10:07
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i wanna gently caress an american christian women who lives in the middle part or wherever they have a lot of farms where is that
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Oct 17, 2014 10:10
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lonesomedwarf posted:i wanna gently caress an american christian women who lives in the middle part or wherever they have a lot of farms where is that the hell universe are you from
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Oct 17, 2014 10:10
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i dont really want to do that i knew an american guy once who was pentacostal and he came from springfield missouri i dont know if i spelled that correctly anyway he was fat and had glasses
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Oct 17, 2014 10:10
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gnarlyhotep posted:the hell universe are you from i heard its where norwegians went and they got fat
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Oct 17, 2014 10:12
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lonesomedwarf posted:i heard its where norwegians went and they got fat wisconsin
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Oct 17, 2014 10:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzwOXl7Qaww
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Oct 17, 2014 10:58
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hailing satan is a wholesome family activity
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Oct 17, 2014 11:38
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gnarlyhotep posted:wisconsin Rose Nylund taught me Minnesota is the answer.
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Oct 17, 2014 11:39
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Rose Nylund taught me Minnesota is the answer. both are acceptable
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Oct 17, 2014 11:48
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rosemarys baby owns
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Oct 17, 2014 11:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLRx1UL2Mtg
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Oct 17, 2014 11:56
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Hail Satan!
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