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I like the idea that you wouldn't even bother getting candy to put in your tricky treat bags because you are trying to make a stand against Satan's holiday, but you'd put in a fake religious themed credit card to encourage covetousness.
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I was born on halloween* and this makes me sad  *I may or may not be satan; the jury's still out.
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Oct 17, 2014 14:21
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I'll never understand the hate behind satan. fucker actually seems to care about the needs of humanity. unlike that cockblocker jeesus
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Oct 17, 2014 14:24
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Dude gave fire to humanity. He's alright in my book.
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Oct 17, 2014 14:52
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"Good, I didn't invite any boring fucks to my party, get your bumper sticker out of my face lady" -Satan
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Oct 17, 2014 14:56
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No, Thanks Satan!
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Oct 18, 2014 00:09
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Do lovely countries like Australia and Poland celebrate halloween or is it only for good countries?
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Oct 18, 2014 00:23
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"if you're out of candy, add something savory" *ladles some beef broth into yer fuckin pillowcase* "jesus love ya kids"
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Oct 18, 2014 00:29
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pathetic little tramp posted:"if you're out of candy, add something savory" Slim Jim's are probably a legit savory Halloween treat.
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Oct 18, 2014 01:06
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Whenever I'm about to break a commandment I just flip my 10 commandments coin first!
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Oct 18, 2014 01:08
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Mein Eyes! posted:get behind me.... satann.... It's cool. Satan digs doggy style baby.
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Oct 18, 2014 01:18
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gnarlyhotep posted:Southern Baptists are some of the most boring people on the planet That KOTH episode is so goddamned accurate. Trixie Hardcore posted:Slim Jim's are probably a legit savory Halloween treat. OOOOOH YEAH!
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Oct 18, 2014 01:21
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a nice sleeve of Captain's Wafers
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Oct 18, 2014 01:27
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My second grade teacher told us that Halloween is the devil's birthday, so I guess it's true. Party on Satan!
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Oct 18, 2014 01:31
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Grant DaNasty posted:My second grade teacher told us that Halloween is the devil's birthday, so I guess it's true. Party on Satan! Happy second birthday friend!
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Oct 18, 2014 01:42
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Happy second birthday friend! Or 8th.
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Oct 18, 2014 01:43
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Jesus is just jealous that chicks don't dress slutty on his birthday.
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Oct 18, 2014 01:45
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Myron Baloney posted:I dunno, the "here's some xmas lingerie complete with cute santa hat I got you isn't it funny, okay let's drink holiday booze, whee it's time to take some pictures and gently caress under the tree" scenario is timeless and hard to beat thats a lot of word to say you like slutty girls. I do too.
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Oct 18, 2014 01:51
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I'm glad they changed Diablo himself to a chick in the third game since heterosexual males need more representations of Satan they can gently caress
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Oct 18, 2014 02:04
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I often wonder why the american zealots rail against halloween but not the other holiday. You know the one, it occurs at almost the exact opposite of Xmas, it is celebrated at night, has plenty of sinful activity, and we actually revel in the display of fire and brimstone.
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Lol like Satan would actually invite any of these boring jerks to his birthday party anyway. That's some passive aggressive bullshit.
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