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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Ork of Fiction posted:

I tried, but I literally can't stop reading this thread!

Same.

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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Pavel Petel is 90% the reason I wish I was gay.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Wait, how old is Pavel Petel? Do Russian men age as badly as their women?

Holy poo poo I'm getting upset.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Morkyz posted:

Wait, how old is Pavel Petel? Do Russian men age as badly as their women?

Holy poo poo I'm getting upset.

Russian dudes are by and large pretty hot. The soldiers at least.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Russian dudes are by and large pretty hot. The soldiers at least.

I know, but do they turn to poo poo at 30? Putin seems to be fairing pretty well, so I guess there's hope.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
If the beauty that is Pavel Petel fades from the world not with a bang but with a whimper I'll kill myself irl.

ChazTurbo
Oct 4, 2014
Burch should do something useful and gay-marry Havel to get him US citizenship.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Pavel Pete should go straight for 6 hours just to see if he can cuck Burch in that timeframe.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

ChazTurbo posted:

Burch should do something useful and gay-marry Havel to get him US citizenship.

I wonder if being dumped by his wife will make him go full gay? If so, Pavel has a shot! Burch will reputedly sleep with anyone.

A. Beaverhausen fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Oct 17, 2014

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
gotta say, this guy looks like a lot of fun

PuppiesAndKitties
Jun 5, 2008
I LOVE KYASHI'S MONEY
Grimey Drawer
The manliest duckface ever.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Pavel Petel owns













afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
imagine being a girl related to him and sharing that barrel chest. their's no way to not look fat.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

afeelgoodpoop posted:

imagine being a girl related to him and sharing that barrel chest. their's no way to not look fat.

When your a dude you have to be buff if your barrel chested so you don't look like poo poo...:smith:

Wonder what Pavel's regimen is

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i got it too and im just thin/dont look like poo poo. i brought it up cause my sis is basically anorexic because of never being able to look thin, but oh its so loving sexy on a dude! hur!

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?

Blonde girl doesn't know if she wants to run from it or gently caress it.

Much like dude on shoulder.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
What kind of sick man hands out probations for Pavel?? GBS is a loving prison state.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Petel's sexiness is mostly in his attitude imo

I feel bad for your sis, unattainable norms are bad. I got a similar problem, I'm just short as hell so my ribs go down lower than they're expected too, causes clothing fit issues occasionally. Obviously not nearly as big a deal, just saying I can empathize.

Petel isn't nearly as barrel-chested as I thought he was tho


Moola
Aug 16, 2006
i didnt know Pavel Patel wrote borderlands but ok

so jealous of that rear end

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Someone post the video where he goes on the russian talent show.

aegof
Mar 2, 2011

pavel patel is who I want to be when I grow up

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

etalian posted:

Someone post the video where he goes on the russian talent show.

Gonna have to be more specific

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Why hasn't Pavel been in Saints Row?

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Why hasn't Pavel been in Saints Row?

he'd be considered too over the top as a character

also, most of western civilization can't handle his body

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Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

oval office raja posted:

Gonna have to be more specific



new star wars looks good

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