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Oct 17, 2014 07:52
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I can only tell the objective truth when I describe things apart from myself.
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Oct 17, 2014 07:55
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You can tell which scratch off tickets are winners but you have to huff paint for the ability to activate.
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Creates useless superpower threads.
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Oct 17, 2014 08:01
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Magnetic colon.
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Oct 17, 2014 08:04
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English degrees
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Oct 17, 2014 08:06
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You can time travel, but only to the time and place five feet from where you were conceived.
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Oct 17, 2014 08:08
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Bulletproof feet.
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ultrafilter posted:Bulletproof feet. Shouldn't have messed with you in highschool.
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Has ability to fly but is petrified of flying to the point of nausea. Can make any man/woman have sex with them but is either gay/lesbian (whatever opposite of preference).
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Oct 17, 2014 08:18
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Kidsolo is a mutant and should live under my porch pass it on
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Oct 17, 2014 08:19
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my dad was blanket man in a dream once he could make blankets
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Oct 17, 2014 08:33
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You can surf on the street but instead of a surfboard it's a washing machine and you gotta put quarters in for it to work.
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Oct 17, 2014 09:22
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The power to seduce anyone who is over 110 years old.
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Oct 17, 2014 09:28
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teleportation to anywhere in the vacuum of space, also you can only make the trip in your birthday suit
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Oct 17, 2014 09:53
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The ability to "get" FYAD.
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Oct 17, 2014 10:18
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GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES e: REALLY GOOD Flesh Forge fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Oct 17, 2014 |
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Oct 17, 2014 10:36
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The ability to eat any animal with a cloven hoof while still being kosher, despite the fact that I am not jewish.
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Oct 17, 2014 10:43
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You can time travel, but you remain in the same fixed point in space and die of vacuum exposure since the Earth has moved on.
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Oct 17, 2014 11:33
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Gallstones are actually powerful rare earth magnets, throwing off your chakras but allowing you to hold 2 medium-sized fridge magnets on your torso at any time
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Oct 17, 2014 11:47
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Can reverse poo poo through time.
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Oct 17, 2014 11:48
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Able to cum around corners at a 90 degree angle
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Oct 17, 2014 11:53
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Pacemaker doubles as cellular hotspot at every frequency
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Oct 17, 2014 11:54
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Everything from the TV show Heroes
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Oct 17, 2014 11:56
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Ablity to talk to animals (prokaryotic only)
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Oct 17, 2014 12:01
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The ability to secrete any liquid that someone else in earshot is talking about, as long as they don't know that you can do it.
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Oct 17, 2014 18:56
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the ability wipe away most of the feces from your butt using only your hand
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Oct 17, 2014 19:04
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The ability to instantly know if someone cool or not. You have to s their d though to do it.
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Oct 17, 2014 19:22
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Telepathically read the minds of the gays in binary.
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Oct 17, 2014 19:27
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i already said you dick: can instantly clean fold and put away my laundry
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Oct 17, 2014 19:44
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Flesh Forge posted:GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES Look at me, I'm a goddamn superhero and I never even knew it.  Still waiting for the Avengers to return my calls though.Okay, you know how in the Bill and Ted they can play air guitar and it sounds like a real guitar? Basically that.
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Oct 17, 2014 20:37
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Can become HIV positive at will. One time use no with no reversal.
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Oct 17, 2014 20:46
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can return from the dead, but the words "I DIED LIKE A BITCH" are permanently on your forehead
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Oct 17, 2014 20:46
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The ability to sense when someone is screenwatching your portion of a split-screen game.
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Oct 17, 2014 20:47
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can memorize more digits of pi than anyone else, but is still worse at it than almost any computer
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Oct 17, 2014 21:15
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Toad Tunnel posted:can return from the dead, but the words "I DIED LIKE A BITCH" are permanently on your forehead i would like this one but can it say this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGov43YQvbo
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Toad Tunnel posted:can return from the dead, but the words "I DIED LIKE A BITCH" are permanently on your forehead That sounds like a really good character for a dark but also quirky comic.
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