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Toad Tunnel posted:can return from the dead, but the words "I DIED LIKE A BITCH" are permanently on your forehead This actually sounds like a great comic and I would no poo poo, totally read it. On topic: Can remotely cause toilets to flush. e: David Copperfield posted:the words should be slightly 3-dimensional and physically stack after each death BRILLIANT
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Oct 17, 2014 21:44
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give me another one
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Oct 17, 2014 21:45
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Oct 17, 2014 21:49
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Flesh Forge posted:When bitten by a mosquito, can force it to keep feeding until it bursts. you can do this anyway
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Oct 17, 2014 21:50
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Oct 17, 2014 21:50
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Can inhabit the body of wooden dolls upon orgasm, but it only works on wooden jesus statues nailed to seminary walls
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Oct 17, 2014 21:51
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i would have modpowers
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Oct 17, 2014 21:52
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my poop can transform into crimefighting weapons or automobiles but its still smelly and poopy.
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Oct 17, 2014 21:52
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Chronic Masterbater/Premature Ejaculator
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Flesh Forge posted:This actually sounds like a great comic and I would no poo poo, totally read it. yeah and that would actually be a useful superpower, i guess so uh... hmm the ability to manipulate socks and nothing else with telekinesis.
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Oct 17, 2014 21:56
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Can see ghosts; they are almost always masturbating to farm animals or the coffins of their beloved
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Oct 17, 2014 21:58
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Toad Tunnel posted:
you can fit a lot inside a sock
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all light bulbs respond to your claps like they're hooked up to a The Clapper switch
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Oct 17, 2014 22:37
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You can become immortal permanently - but everyone else gets super-ebola.
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Oct 17, 2014 22:41
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David Copperfield posted:Can inhabit the body of wooden dolls upon orgasm, but it only works on wooden jesus statues nailed to seminary walls iunno if you know this but this is why ppl keep joining monasteries n poo poo this is already a superpower
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Oct 17, 2014 22:42
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The ability to poo poo your pants and it will be transported to a toilet you previously used. Does not work for diahrea
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Oct 17, 2014 22:45
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Jimson posted:The ability to poo poo your pants and it will be transported to a toilet you previously used. gotta find some way to use a toilet in the white house... (then eat steel tags engraved with mean things and addressed to OBUMMER!)
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Oct 17, 2014 22:50
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Everytime you orgasm, you become temporarily invisible to handicapped personages.
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Oct 17, 2014 22:51
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The uncanny ability to open jars that are really, really, reeaallly stuck closed. But the contents always spill on your shirt.
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Oct 17, 2014 22:52
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Everytime you orgasm, you become temporarily invisible to handicapped personages. enough time to get around the nearest corner after jacking off on someone in a wheelchair?
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Oct 17, 2014 22:53
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Jick Magger posted:The uncanny ability to open jars that are really, really, reeaallly stuck closed. you can already do this with a baseball bat, no superpower required
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nomadologique posted:enough time to get around the nearest corner after jacking off on someone in a wheelchair? I don't believe saying yes would take away the uselesness, so sure.
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Oct 17, 2014 22:55
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Ability to seduce any woman but they immediately resemble your mother afterward.
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Oct 17, 2014 22:56
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You can drink with your penis
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Oct 17, 2014 23:00
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pockets that you can put an unlimited amount of anything inside but they're in pants that are too small to get anything out of
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Oct 17, 2014 23:03
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the power to produce an unlimited amount of jizz but unable to get a boner
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Oct 17, 2014 23:04
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Sweet Tea posted:the power to produce an unlimited amount of jizz but unable to get a boner I was thinking of one where you can jizz as much as you want but it doesn't feel good at all
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Oct 17, 2014 23:06
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aw that would suck
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Oct 17, 2014 23:10
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MrSmokes posted:You can time travel, but you remain in the same fixed point in space and die of vacuum exposure since the Earth has moved on. Except you can easily figure out the planets position through out history using science, so you would just have a chart giving you the time periods you can visit.
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The Mad Archivist posted:The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
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Oct 17, 2014 23:35
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Johnny Aztec posted:Except you can easily figure out the planets position through out history using science, so you would just have a chart giving you the time periods you can visit. Way too easy to timewarp into a wall or into the ground or high up in the air. Also it depends - does your timewarp follow the galaxy moving, the solar gravity well, or nothing? It all depends on frame of reference.
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Your muscles are 1000 times stronger than a normal humans but your bones and soft tissue structures aren't, meaning that the second you try to move your body tears itself apart.
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Oct 17, 2014 23:47
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the power to see through women's clothes except you're a gay man
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Oct 17, 2014 23:50
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Have internet access via your brain, but are unable to install java and flash.
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Oct 18, 2014 00:04
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The ability to talk to animals but only the ones that live in the super deep parts of the ocean
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Oct 18, 2014 00:16
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can psychically construct enormous stone kilns that can accomodate everything but jews
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Oct 18, 2014 00:22
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psychic ability to hear the internal monologues of intestinal bacteria in another person
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Oct 18, 2014 01:07
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can convert all heelys into high heels at whim, but never the other way
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